I would read a book of those origin stories

I was working from a scissor lift. We had the whole area coned off around us. People were still stepping over the barriers and walking underneath us... The voice in my head was going "drop the pliers...."

They could call it "The Shockingly Stupid Things People Have Done "

Would you really? In the 60s the owners manual for most vehicles showed you how to adjust the carburetor. Today they have to put a sticker on the battery telling you not to drink the liquid inside or light it on fire. The world and people in it have almost dropped right off the readable IQ scale.

This would be very helpful. You can't give us half a story. People who write warning labels should be mindful that some of us just have to f around and find out. If anything it's just giving me ideas.

Agreed!

The sign when I was working in retail saying not to go into the trash compactor....

Woman microwaved her dog to dry it out. Nowhere on the microwave literature did it say "do not microwave animals." she sued. And won. Hence that warning with new microwaves.

It would be hilarious. They had to put a warning of "not to be taken orally" on suppository boxes.

I do translations of house rules for campsites. I stopped asking, but every rule has a reason.

Maybe a QR link to the story

Oooh, i love this

+1 to that Mom. Also, people need to quit stepping backwards in public places without looking behind them.

"Leave nothing out."

yes, they don't need to know how all the gubbins works. It just works.

Best birthday ever!

Hilarious move xD

THIS is funny!

Yeah, no school... instead there is this stupid job I need to be able to eat, wear clothes and have a home

Try "The Life of Elon," for a starter.

I’m about to buy a used wheelchair accessible van and I’m gonna do this

That’s why John denver left on a jet plane

Yes! I just need a little sneak peek

She needs her own group, called "Veg Out".

I think that's a valid point. Maybe my dosage needs to be upped.

What a time to be alive

I'm a very good mom to two furry babies and one not so furry baby

If these were cheap and I felt inclined to wear heals, I’d probably get these.

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It's ridiculous how expensive everything has gotten..

As long as she isn't crying because you're still alive...

I think box is a perfect cat name, look there’s box in a box 📦

.... exactly

Milton Jones: Easiest job in the world - Australian psychiatrist. "Can you tell me your problems mate?" "No worries mate". "Great - next!"

What's a house?

You see a cauldron, I see a person with a small head and big hair standing up with their hands in the air

And it gets worse with age. I took up horseback riding at 49, the first month I definitely thought I had leukemia, bubonic plague, leprosy, and a rare butt cancer. Five years later I only suffer from two things at a time, and the horses could probably use more exercise.

It is a mystery to me until today how he got a liver anyway when he was diagnosed with cancer allready. I mean, should he not have been at the very bottom of the list? Pancreatic cancer is as far as i know not the sort of cancer with the best prognosis, so is that not some sort of wasting an organ? Did he have a living person donate for him? Serious question, i can not really understand how that happened.

Also okay to not put them on at the beginning of the Day as you already know what's coming

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Well? Where IS this new baby going to sleep?

Valid point and definitely worthy of a cake.

I dunno what tf pizza rolls are, they aren't in NZ. But I feel as though I'd like them.

Better answer - We are calling him "child 1" until he is old enough to name himself. People will flip their s**t.

When there isn't a hook on the public toilet cubicle and before squatting you have to macrame your bag straps together before putting the longest strap around your neck.