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No matter the time of year, there will be events and memes that will spark some wonderful creativity in the world’s netizens. October, when the leaves fall and days get shorter (depending on your hemisphere) is no exception. Add in Halloween and there is always something to talk about.

So we’ve gathered the best posts from X this October, which, let's face it, everyone still calls Tweets. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments section below.

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Socks Thecate
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

+1 to that Mom. Also, people need to quit stepping backwards in public places without looking behind them.

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A testament to just how far a single good idea can go, Twitter (now X) was, reportedly, conceived in about a day-long brainstorming session. Jack Dorsey, its founder, had the idea for an SMS service in march of 2006, that could send messages to a group of people. By July of the same year, they had a full working version.

After all, Twitter flourished because it really was that symbol, just a 140 character message that anyone could see. It really took off the following year, during the 2007 South by Southwest Interactive (SXSWi) conference. "The Twitter people cleverly placed two 60-inch plasma screens in the conference hallways, exclusively streaming Twitter messages," Steven Levy of Newsweek wrote.

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TradWife2049 Report

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Feathered Dinosaur
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, no school... instead there is this stupid job I need to be able to eat, wear clothes and have a home

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HeavenlyGrandpa Report

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Jennifer Smith
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m about to buy a used wheelchair accessible van and I’m gonna do this

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zachraffio Report

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Dumb teenager
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If these were cheap and I felt inclined to wear heals, I’d probably get these.

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Kalikima
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's ridiculous how expensive everything has gotten..

MC C
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this candy is 9-15 cents per piece, come on people don't throw a fit over every damn thing

Trista JW
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That does NOT justify the price by any means. $24.92 and up is FAR too much money for candy that was $10.00 just last year.

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Nin Han
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's 11 cents per for the 215 candy count. 9 cents per for the 275.

Barry
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those bags have hundreds of candies! 25 bucks is a good price for 275 Kit Kats.

Jack and Coke
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've lived out here in the boonies for 26 years and have had 2 trick or treaters that whole time. Thank goodness.

XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fellow boonies resident. My closest neighbor is 3 miles away and the only trick-or-treaters we get are deer & raccoons 🦌🦝🎃🍬🍭😁

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Verena
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All relax, price per piece is a couple of cents. If it gets any cheaper, one should worry about what it is made of.

MagicJacket
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is pricey, but those bags have up to 275 pieces in them. Normal sized bags with 50-60 pieces are about 8 dollars.

Agamemnon O'Neill
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Buy regular size chocolate at the dollar store. 80¢ each, way better value, kids lose they damn minds.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Calm down, that doesn't even equal to 14 cents per piece of candy. (180 pieces for $25 is less than 14 cents per candy.)

Tiger
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will not calm down lmao, I’m tired of corporations brainwashing us to think we need to give them massive amounts of money for every holiday. It gets worse every year. Halloween, Christmas, Valentine’s Day - I’m sick of the obligation to spend $200+ because big corporations want more money lmao. Every year the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, when will it end?

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Sue
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Party City had bigger bags between $11 - $15 - the good stuff too!

Michael MacKinnon
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I moved 200 units each of three different types of candy last night (rockets, reeses, twizzler) and we were out of candy before 7:00 p.m. Got to sit with the lights out from there on in. It just depends on where you live.

Nuku Nyara
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately the neighbor's kids are driving age now, if I get candy it goes into the hub's lunch instead. We live in a neighborhood where most are over 60 😢

Skip62
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To spend that much on candy, I'm eating it all myself.

Annik Perrot
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's just horrific. I bought à lot of candy yesterday for tomorrow night's trick-and-treaters, and it was nowhere as expensive.

Diana Lucas
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are cheaper bags, as low as $3.94 for about 20 candy bars. $6 for about 35 candy bars and huge bags of suckers and things like that for $20, with 150 candies. Yes, chocolate is expensive.

justagirl
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

okay on a seperate note I cannot BELIEVE that BP has removed free features and added them to "premium". premium is supposed to have extra added-on stuff, not just recycled stuff that they took away.

Heras buddy
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait till Trumps 200 percent tariffs in the US. 50 dollars now 150 dollars. How's that for inflation.

GalPalAl
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As I said to my coworker, candy is expensive and not nutritionally good for you. So why does it cost so much to make?

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Peppy
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think box is a perfect cat name, look there’s box in a box 📦

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Apatheist Account2
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Milton Jones: Easiest job in the world - Australian psychiatrist. "Can you tell me your problems mate?" "No worries mate". "Great - next!"

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Wang Zhuang
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You see a cauldron, I see a person with a small head and big hair standing up with their hands in the air

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acweyand Report

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Pernille
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it gets worse with age. I took up horseback riding at 49, the first month I definitely thought I had leukemia, bubonic plague, leprosy, and a rare butt cancer. Five years later I only suffer from two things at a time, and the horses could probably use more exercise.

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sbj
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also okay to not put them on at the beginning of the Day as you already know what's coming

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Simon Chen
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a mystery to me until today how he got a liver anyway when he was diagnosed with cancer allready. I mean, should he not have been at the very bottom of the list? Pancreatic cancer is as far as i know not the sort of cancer with the best prognosis, so is that not some sort of wasting an organ? Did he have a living person donate for him? Serious question, i can not really understand how that happened.

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Schmebulock
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better answer - We are calling him "child 1" until he is old enough to name himself. People will flip their s**t.

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jynxbby Report

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EM
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When there isn't a hook on the public toilet cubicle and before squatting you have to macrame your bag straps together before putting the longest strap around your neck.

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Moltar
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dunno what tf pizza rolls are, they aren't in NZ. But I feel as though I'd like them.

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ShaZam
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... along with, haven't you found a nice boy yet. By the time you get married, all your eggs will dry out.

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Kathy Not Karen
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always say hello to cities when I arrive, especially if it's been a while. Like greeting an old friend.

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OllyiConic Report

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Remi (He/Him)
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're sick and still need to go somewhere, use a damn mask and keep your germs to yourself

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Gandalf the Pink
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I ever have twins one of them is going to be named like Olivia, the other one will get to be Olivia (1)

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Dawn Marie
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes!!! I'm am 60 years old and have just NOW been diagnosed with ADD. This explains so much of my childhood and schooling. Playing it by ear has always been a nightmare!! I have to know when we are leaving, where we are going, what is going to happen there and when will be come back home. It drove my mother nuts!!

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She speaks poniards
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And how many of us know the exact exercise she's talking about? (If you raise your hand, your dress will fall down

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nickkjagger Report

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koriiiigurl Report

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Phoenix
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TLDR: I accused my man of cheating but it turns out I'm just a fücking moron.

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grotesqueer
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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What are they trying to say? I can't make any sense of that sentence 😭

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wowbagger
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The look of terror as I see the numbers ticking up would be about the same

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jzux Report

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zatrisha
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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To clarify: I did not read the caption right. I apologize for that. There was a girl I knew who was abused because of her photos on the internet, which is why I see red when I see children on the internet.

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Saddest_Lion
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, much like HR, she's trying to prevent you from flipping out and shooting up the place

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ShaZam
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. Someone is going to be burping after that first sip 🙄

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ShaZam
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Diversifying the product line so they have more customers?

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David Morgan
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not really a masculinity problem so much as 'criss cross applesauce' is nonsense. 'Sitting cross-legged' describes the action. Unless you have grown up with that phrase, it's confusing.

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Julie S
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you are in your 30's married and pregnant and you have to tell your parents. "No I haven't had sex. I don't know how it happened. Honest"

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cj be like
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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"If I may intervene, sir, I would suggest you stop in order to avoid imminent death" ahh sign

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Nea
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didnt like him or the movie at all. Guess, people have different tastes.

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George Costanza
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"im being so fr im crying" Does that supposedly translate to "I'm being so for real I'm crying"? Like, what does that sentence even mean in English?

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grotesqueer
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What opportunity? Halloween? Why is taking a photo of it "taking the opportunity", and why should they not photograph it?

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UKGrandad
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Please pop crave tell me". I know the meanings of all of those words, but they lost all meaning when they were put together in that sequence.

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Tiger
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooooh Bridget Mendler makes music too. That makes more sense. Music and satellite companies are both kinda cool though.