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No matter the time of year, there will be events and memes that will spark some wonderful creativity in the world’s netizens. October, when the leaves fall and days get shorter (depending on your hemisphere) is no exception. Add in Halloween and there is always something to talk about.

So we’ve gathered the best posts from X this October, which, let's face it, everyone still calls Tweets. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments section below.

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Socks Thecate
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

+1 to that Mom. Also, people need to quit stepping backwards in public places without looking behind them.

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A testament to just how far a single good idea can go, Twitter (now X) was, reportedly, conceived in about a day-long brainstorming session. Jack Dorsey, its founder, had the idea for an SMS service in march of 2006, that could send messages to a group of people. By July of the same year, they had a full working version.

After all, Twitter flourished because it really was that symbol, just a 140 character message that anyone could see. It really took off the following year, during the 2007 South by Southwest Interactive (SXSWi) conference. "The Twitter people cleverly placed two 60-inch plasma screens in the conference hallways, exclusively streaming Twitter messages," Steven Levy of Newsweek wrote.

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ryancbriggs Report

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TradWife2049 Report

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Feathered Dinosaur
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, no school... instead there is this stupid job I need to be able to eat, wear clothes and have a home

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HeavenlyGrandpa Report

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Jennifer Smith
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m about to buy a used wheelchair accessible van and I’m gonna do this

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zachraffio Report

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strongerpotions Report

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Dumb teenager
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If these were cheap and I felt inclined to wear heals, I’d probably get these.

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riymdream Report

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GinaGoesOutside Report

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fc4njxbfcz
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks to my 5 year old we had two chickens named Scratchy and Program

Tiger
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awww 🥹 I’m a twin and my parents got chickens when we were like 6 years old. Two of the chickens had identical colours so our parents let us name them. I named my chicken after my sister and she named hers after me 😅

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ucp
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My neighbours let their six year old name one cat - Mittens - and the four year old name the second - Kittens.

cj be like
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope Kittens was a girl, so she could eventually have Kittens herself!

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Andy Resh
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a delightful, five year old client who just adopted a new kitten. She has named him “Fat Sticks”. (Spoken with an adorable lisp). To be fair, I’ve seen a photo. His legs do look remarkably like short little fat sticks.

Sue User
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So i took a stray to the vet. Diddnt want to get attached, so I just called her Cat. Took her in for her three year checkup and the receptionist inquired about her name. I lied and said " it is short for Miss Katherine, with a K".

Cori
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have 2 cats named Pretzel and Grape. They were named by my children.

François Carré
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my first cats grew up to becom a real fierce queen who literally ruled the house for a decade. I was 4 when she was born, I named her "Bébé".

BarfyCat
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandparents started out strong with Mr. Kitzel, but ran out of steam by the time they had Black Cat and Gray Cat.

UKGrandad
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend of mine had an all-black cat that he called Snowy.

sbj
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is nothing, we had a dog which our the 45yo mother named Floppy

Lew k
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pet names in my house: had a dog named dog along side one named puppy. Cats named momma kitty, boy kitty and gray kitty. We never went and got animals almost every pet we had was a stray that hung out until they lived there so we never really gave them names until it was too late.

Daniel Atkins
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Growing up we named a tabby with brown feet Brown Feet and the one with white feet. White Feet we also had one named Striped Spitty.

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QuantumCatnip
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a friend who had a cat named Bags for this exact reason. I'm sure Box and Bags are homies in heaven.

B C
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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still have a lot of my old stuffed animals and collected them at various points throughout my childhood. The types of names I gave them vary with the age at which I received them...they also serve as reminders that I was a massive freaking nerd.

XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol I'm going to tell my SO that his mind is like a toddler🤭 His latest failed foster is a kitty who has been designated as Hotpockets.

Deborah B
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a cat named Lilypad, by vote of three children under age 5. The competing names were Lilypaws and Princess Tigerlily. He was a lovely cat.

whineygingercat
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Growing up we had: a goldfish named Goldfishy; a parakeet named Pretty Boy; and an orange tiger-stripe cat named Tigger. Also, a black cat with white legs named Boots. No, none of these are used as secret question answers.

Pollywog
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My nephew named my cat's kitten Frito Goofy!! I had no intentions of keeping athe baby but had to after that!

Ghostpotato
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My neighbors kids named their kitten Fart. He is now an old cat and the kids that named him has grown up and gone away to school, so my neighbor is now a middle aged man living alone with Fart the cat ❤️

cj be like
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend from middle school had a cat named Meow- she used to say she was the only one with a cat that could say its own name XD

sturmwesen
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

we had a few generations of Bommels (guineapigs)... every one but one Nicki.

Phantom Phoenix
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OP, you got a PAIR of kittens and only tell us the name of one... What was your other cat's name?

Aileen Grist
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my granddaughter, when she was about 3, named her tortoise Acorn Winterbottom

Rachel Mion
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Three year old named the dog New Dog because we never got around to naming him and kept calling him the new dog.

Regina Holt
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew someone years ago who had a cat that was completely white. She named it Spot.

Biytemii
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol my ex and I had a chicken as an inside pet that grew up with ferrets. It's name was pickles lmao 🤣 idk y or where it came from just happened and we weren't kids hahaha

Biytemii
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also my mom had a cat called max but his full name was maxwell silver hammer

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nuberiffic
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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well just like the animal, that's also a euphemism for... Uh, nevermind

Cin
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Family friend's young child named their puppy. She was learning to spell. So it was pronounced Dee-Oh-Gee. D.O.G.

AuntKaren12
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Co-workers' daughter named her kittens Pajama and Casserole. They call them PJ and Cassie

Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my then four year old named our orange tabby, 'Stripey'. all our other cats had been solid white or solid black. and had names like, 'Liberty, Beauregard, Boycott, Blue Boy, Pretty Boy, Clawdia, Fair Dinkem, etc. 22 years of Stripey!!

Rikki Kay
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got a puppy when our son was barely 4, and let him name the dog. Not sure why, but he named a black akita/wolf Spooky. Spooky 2, also black, just crossed crossed the rainbow bridge three months ago! Oh, my son is now 33.

Tracy Sellars
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Called my cats Panda Puddin Cat & Sir Reginald Featherbottom Don't need kids to get unhinged names

fc4njxbfcz
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks to my 5 year old, we had two chickens called Program and Scratchy

KittyGaming
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a chihuahua I named after a baby in Doc McStuffens, you know that kids shoe about the five year old black girl that teaches you healthcare, yeah I did what she did and even exactly quoted the show "what about Mya?" AND IT STUCK, THAT DOG WAS KNOWN AS MYA HER ENTIRE LIFE ALL BECAUSE SIX YEAR OLD ME LOVED DOCTORS (and I still kinda do... almost anything medical and I get slightly excited)

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Apatheist Account2
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Milton Jones: Easiest job in the world - Australian psychiatrist. "Can you tell me your problems mate?" "No worries mate". "Great - next!"

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how_do_i_pdf Report

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Wang Zhuang
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You see a cauldron, I see a person with a small head and big hair standing up with their hands in the air

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acweyand Report

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Pernille
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it gets worse with age. I took up horseback riding at 49, the first month I definitely thought I had leukemia, bubonic plague, leprosy, and a rare butt cancer. Five years later I only suffer from two things at a time, and the horses could probably use more exercise.

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sbj
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also okay to not put them on at the beginning of the Day as you already know what's coming

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i_pranavmehta Report

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Simon Chen
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a mystery to me until today how he got a liver anyway when he was diagnosed with cancer allready. I mean, should he not have been at the very bottom of the list? Pancreatic cancer is as far as i know not the sort of cancer with the best prognosis, so is that not some sort of wasting an organ? Did he have a living person donate for him? Serious question, i can not really understand how that happened.

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Schmebulock
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better answer - We are calling him "child 1" until he is old enough to name himself. People will flip their s**t.

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jynxbby Report

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EM
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When there isn't a hook on the public toilet cubicle and before squatting you have to macrame your bag straps together before putting the longest strap around your neck.

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Moltar
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dunno what tf pizza rolls are, they aren't in NZ. But I feel as though I'd like them.

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ShaZam
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... along with, haven't you found a nice boy yet. By the time you get married, all your eggs will dry out.

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Kathy Not Karen
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always say hello to cities when I arrive, especially if it's been a while. Like greeting an old friend.

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OllyiConic Report

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Remi (He/Him)
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're sick and still need to go somewhere, use a damn mask and keep your germs to yourself

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Gandalf the Pink
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I ever have twins one of them is going to be named like Olivia, the other one will get to be Olivia (1)

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Dawn Marie
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes!!! I'm am 60 years old and have just NOW been diagnosed with ADD. This explains so much of my childhood and schooling. Playing it by ear has always been a nightmare!! I have to know when we are leaving, where we are going, what is going to happen there and when will be come back home. It drove my mother nuts!!

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She speaks poniards
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And how many of us know the exact exercise she's talking about? (If you raise your hand, your dress will fall down

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nickkjagger Report

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koriiiigurl Report

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Phoenix
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TLDR: I accused my man of cheating but it turns out I'm just a fücking moron.

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grotesqueer
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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What are they trying to say? I can't make any sense of that sentence 😭

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wowbagger
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The look of terror as I see the numbers ticking up would be about the same

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jzux Report

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RohitaKadambi Report

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zatrisha
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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To clarify: I did not read the caption right. I apologize for that. There was a girl I knew who was abused because of her photos on the internet, which is why I see red when I see children on the internet.

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crowbrss Report

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Saddest_Lion
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, much like HR, she's trying to prevent you from flipping out and shooting up the place

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ShaZam
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. Someone is going to be burping after that first sip 🙄

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ShaZam
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Diversifying the product line so they have more customers?

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David Morgan
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not really a masculinity problem so much as 'criss cross applesauce' is nonsense. 'Sitting cross-legged' describes the action. Unless you have grown up with that phrase, it's confusing.

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Julie S
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you are in your 30's married and pregnant and you have to tell your parents. "No I haven't had sex. I don't know how it happened. Honest"

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cj be like
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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"If I may intervene, sir, I would suggest you stop in order to avoid imminent death" ahh sign

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Nea
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didnt like him or the movie at all. Guess, people have different tastes.

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George Costanza
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"im being so fr im crying" Does that supposedly translate to "I'm being so for real I'm crying"? Like, what does that sentence even mean in English?

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grotesqueer
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What opportunity? Halloween? Why is taking a photo of it "taking the opportunity", and why should they not photograph it?

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UKGrandad
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Please pop crave tell me". I know the meanings of all of those words, but they lost all meaning when they were put together in that sequence.

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Tiger
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooooh Bridget Mendler makes music too. That makes more sense. Music and satellite companies are both kinda cool though.