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This Twitter Account Is Definitely Not Run By A Cop, And It’s Hilarious

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Are you planning on committing any illegal activities tonight? Are you into smoking non-tobacco products out of glass tobacco water pipes? Do you know where the best place to hide drugs is? Then get in touch with this guy. Don't worry, he's not a cop. His twitter account is even called "Not A Cop," so he's definitely not a cop. He's actually a "17-year-old YOLOer" whose favorite pass times include "buying and selling drugs and related paraphernalia, and using drugs as well." So if you want to smoke 71 blunts and then go rob a bank, send this guy your coordinates and he'll come pick you up. And don't worry, he's definitely not a cop.

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Funny Tweets By Not A Cop

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Priya 7 years ago

My favourite!

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Katie M 7 years ago

This one is super funny!

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Sue Z Q 7 years ago

Where the sun don't shine.

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Miklós Nagy 7 years ago

Me with my morning coffee.

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Jeremie Guerra 7 years ago

I wonder if someone got actually caught because of this guy ^^

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Friedlander Rosenzweig 7 years ago

Does my Uncle Sol, the Daley Discount Drugs & Fountain Pharmacist count? He's been 15 years, but my was he a spiffy dresser back in the day!

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Cayman 7 years ago

I have a feeling somebody responded to one of these at some point...

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Sue Z Q 7 years ago

Is a picture after the explosion OK?

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Marzo Florida 7 years ago

Marijauna hangover? xD

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Cayman 7 years ago

See when I did it...

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Friedlander Rosenzweig 7 years ago

"Under-angers like YOU?" 😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Den Star 7 years ago

This is about the strangest tweet I've ever read.

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Maria Beilschmidt 7 years ago

Gluten free - yes. Organic - as organic a something made entirely of lab- produced chemicals can be

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Aiden Gregg 7 years ago

You know they're faking it when they use YOLO as a verb.

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Lara B. 7 years ago

I wonder if some are actually thick enough to answer 🙈

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Thi Bu 7 years ago

And wait for the raid!!

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Kelly Johnson 7 years ago

This cop, oops I mean not cop, has a thing for meth

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Iveta

This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

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John Ashley 7 years ago

Yeah... but is he actually "not a cop"? You really have to wonder. It's the sort of thing one could easily imagine some police dpetments doing.

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person (i think) 7 years ago

I think if they were to use any evidence found this way it would be considered entrapment. That said, i could totally see this as some cop(s) joking around :)

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FabulousKilljoy 7 years ago

I wanna know if anybody was dumb enough to fall for this probably not but i mean...

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John L 7 years ago

Iveta, now that you are waaay up there as a Super-Poster, don't you think it is time to switch from "Quantity" mode to that of "Quality" as your primary goal? Seriously.

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Hans 7 years ago

At least when it comes to postings that summarize Twitter accounts, Reddit discussions and the like. I guess not everything that gets a few hundred or thousand "likes" somewhere is compatible with the Bored Panda community.

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John Ashley 7 years ago

Yeah... but is he actually "not a cop"? You really have to wonder. It's the sort of thing one could easily imagine some police dpetments doing.

14points

person (i think) 7 years ago

I think if they were to use any evidence found this way it would be considered entrapment. That said, i could totally see this as some cop(s) joking around :)

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FabulousKilljoy 7 years ago

I wanna know if anybody was dumb enough to fall for this probably not but i mean...

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John L 7 years ago

Iveta, now that you are waaay up there as a Super-Poster, don't you think it is time to switch from "Quantity" mode to that of "Quality" as your primary goal? Seriously.

8points

Hans 7 years ago

At least when it comes to postings that summarize Twitter accounts, Reddit discussions and the like. I guess not everything that gets a few hundred or thousand "likes" somewhere is compatible with the Bored Panda community.

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