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We can always count on humans of X (formerly known as Twitter) to make us laugh. That’s why each month we round up the funniest posts from the platform to make our days just that much brighter.If your January got off to a rough start, Bored Panda invites you to leave all of that behind and embark on a list full of tweets from this month that are guaranteed to squeeze some great laughs and giggles out of you.

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    #2

    Funny tweet about accepting cookies on the Oreo website.

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    nomnomborkbork
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bring the milk if I can come to the party.

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    #3

    Tweet by Nick Lehmann about how difficult it is to think and read during this period of history, gaining 220.8K likes.

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    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello everyone! Have a good day, and take your pills if you have those and should take them. I'm simply spreading positivity in this comment section.

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    In previous interviews for Bored Panda (here and here), together with comedians and humor experts, we tried to get to the bottom of why X is brimming with so much funny content. 

    Humor coach and keynote speaker on communication Jeremy Nicholas explained that the platform is perfect for topical jokes and reacting to topical stories, which might be the main reason why there's so much funny content on there.

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    #4

    Tweet humorously reacting to cold weather affecting a Trump event, adding January humor.

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    10 months ago

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    #5

    "Funny tweet featuring a UPS delivery note with a humorous driver comment about falling on a porch."

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    Clown fish
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol ok will do and I'll be sending it to funny home videos for £250 as well

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    #6

    Delicious breakfast spread with pancakes, eggs, and juice featured in funny tweet about surviving January.

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    HOUSE
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they grab a slice of toast and leave because they've gotta run.

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    Its instantaneous nature allows people to react to immediate and relevant events that, with a funny twist, generate a lot of material that we all can laugh at. 

    Another reason for X becoming a comedy hub is its huge user base. As of early 2025, X is estimated to have 650 million active users. With so many different people and their sense of humor gathered in one place, everyone can find something funny to them. Plus, it’s easy enough to use—one can find the right audience just by typing out their thoughts.

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    #7

    Funny tweet about skipping YouTube ads shared by user in a red hoodie, illustrating humor to survive a long January.

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person that decided YT ads should be a thing should be forced in life to sit and wait, watching several ads before they are allowed to do anything, including if they need to rush to the toilet.

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    #8

    Car dashboard with a whimsical diorama, featuring figurines and tiny plants; a funny tweet about January survival.

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    #9

    A funny tweet about surviving the long month of January, gaining significant likes and engagement.

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two more days, come on, we got this!!

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    The 280-character limit on X also seems not to hold comedic geniuses back. Actually, it might be quite the opposite, as Nicholas said that “humour works best with fewer words.”

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    #12

    Dog wearing a checkered bandana with a dismembered doll arm toy, illustrating funny tweets about surviving January.

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    Potterhead934
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our previous family dog's favourite dog was a batman on a motorbike. She loved sleeping and licking it.

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    “The best jokes have no fat on them at all. If a word doesn’t add to the setup or the punchline, it should be cut. You can’t be rambling when you’ve only got 280 characters to play with, but that’s a good thing. No one has ever said, ‘I enjoyed that joke, but just wish it had gone on longer,'" Nicholas said.

    #13

    A funny tweet about dating and unexpected consequences, with high engagement.

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    #14

    Cat sitting on director's chair with headline about cats being divas on set, highlighting funny tweets.

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    “The real challenge is turning a long joke into a short one without losing the punch—or stretching a short joke into a TED Talk without losing the audience,” said comedian and comedy coach Manny Garavito.

    #16

    Tweet humorously discusses TikTok influence on kids and DIY mishaps, adding a funny perspective to January survival.

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    Lyoness
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this with every fibre of my being. Stop telling our husbands they can do everything. Leave the ego pumping to us! We'll focus on stuff they can actually do without costing thousands in water damage. Like, you know, laundry. That's water based.

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    #17

    Funny tweet about a kitten's lack of understanding, shared by user about surviving January.

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    Yayheterogeneity
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why it's so cute to watch them. Trying out all the new firsts and what and looking adorable while doing it.

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    #18

    A humorous tweet featuring a selfie of a couple in front of the White House in January.

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    Dawn Marie
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We miss you both oh so very much!!!!!!! We fear for our safety and our way of life. I am so afraid he is going to cut my Medicare. Do not tell me he won't do that. Trump has proven he will stop at nothing to get what he wants. PLEASE President Biden, use the power that you still have to influence our Senators, congressmen, federal judges, all who can help to continue to live in the U.S.A. that our forefathers envisioned for us because now, as of January 20th, we are living in a dictatorship and are returning to the early 1900's and we may have a new era Hitler to contend with.

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    The secret to being funny on X is staying as honest as possible, Nicholas said. “The closer a joke is to the truth, the funnier it is,” says Nicholas. “I work a lot with professional speakers on adding laughs to their keynotes and the same rules apply. If you go too far off the track of truth, it becomes unbelievable and not as funny.”

    #19

    Funny tweet about gas wishing it was in the car instead of the stomach, liked by over 4K people.

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    Dawn Marie
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had enough gas for the last several weeks to launch the sixth fleet!!!

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    #20

    Tweet humorously mentions an unborn child named Project 2025, highlighting funny tweets from January.

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    #21

    A humorous tweet about pets' teeth.

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    Clown fish
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teefs all animals have teefs

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    Meanwhile, Gravito’s advice for creating funny content is to “spot the trend, call out the obvious, then flip it on its head. The punchline should feel like the joke will lose you followers and gain you some new ones.”

    #22

    Display of humorous hair care products featuring a celebrity endorsement in a store aisle.

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    FieryHotPotato
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “My hair would’ve loved this two-in-one” I’m DYINGGG

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    #23

    Three Pokémon characters with humorous labels about microplastics, asbestos, and lead, highlighting funny tweets.

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    Hidalgo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad’s of my generation probably full of lead asbestos fiberglass fibers and plastic. Maybe some cellulose and metal fragments too

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    #24

    Person in bandages giving thumbs up, humorously compared to a LEGO astronaut; part of funny tweets surviving January.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he tries to step on you, he will feel the pain!

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    “A good way of writing jokes for X is to start with some source material and then add your own comment,” added comedy writing coach and director Chris Head. “A great way to arrive at topical jokes is to do this with news headlines," he said.

    #25

    Funny tweet joking about January being too long, gaining over 139K likes.

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    ucp
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a huge fan of rugby. So is my PT. So we spend every January session (between sets!) looking forward to the Six Nations. It helps massively to have a fun focal point.

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    #26

    Funny tweet about avoiding your banking app to survive January, screenshot from social media.

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My banking app and I have a mutual understanding....I do the damage and they silently judge me.

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    #27

    Funny tweet joking about quitting smoking for #evil with high engagement.

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    He also suggests looking at statistics or proverbs as material for jokes. “Find some stats as a starting point for a joke. You could take a surprising attitude to the stat—or deliberately misunderstand what it’s saying. You can also interrupt a well-known saying and change how it finishes, or try looking up inspirational quotes and adding your own afterthought.”

    #28

    Chewy chat message about a cat named Dr. Cheddar not respecting owner, one of the funniest tweets for surviving January.

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    Pernille
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years of living with cats have taught me that they don't appreciate your drunken advances, they are far more discerning than most men I've met.

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    #29

    Funny tweet about being a low-maintenance customer with over 177k likes, humorously reflecting on customer service.

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    Daria
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know they want to go through their day with as little b******t as possible, and I definitely sympathize with that

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    #30

    Funny tweet about accidentally peeling skin off your lip, highlighting a relatable struggle.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you like tasting blood for a whole day.

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    #32

    Homer Simpson contentedly sleeping under a blanket, highlighting January's funniest tweets.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemme check with my cat. She's says we're good.

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    #34

    Tweet with a humorous take on AI artists, gaining high engagement in January.

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    #35

    Funny tweet about missing a flight, highlighting the humor of arriving 40 minutes before departure.

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    #36

    Man in suit surrounded by people, with humorous tweet above, embodying funny tweets from January.

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    #37

    Tweet by sally about bedtime habits, gaining popularity for its humor in January.

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    Joanne Long
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Select your Panda posts carefully. Go for the cute or the laugh out genre. Late night laughs help you sleep :)

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    #38

    Funny tweet about January's long month: "January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today."

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    Dawn Marie
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    Premium
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    January 19th, HOPE? January 20th, Deep depression.

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    #39

    Tweet about a man seeking payment 12 years later helps people survive the long month of January.

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    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't they put the money on his books? The parents are the real crooks

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    #40

    Funny tweet questioning if a penguin wrote the classics, liked by over 102K people in January.

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    #41

    Fluffy dog standing on a car engine, humorously captioned as a mechanic, showcasing a funny tweet.

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    #42

    A variety of cream cheeses with toppings, such as apple slices, sprinkles, and olives, displayed at a deli counter in New York City.

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    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    blueberry cream cheese looks so good.

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    #43

    Funny tweet about a mix-up between succulent and succubus, highlighting humor in January's long month.

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    Angela B
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woderful work colleague of mine calls an exclamation mark and explanation mark. I love it so much, I don't want to correct them. You'll be fine.

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    #46

    Funny tweet about guilt from rappers, posted by Natsuki on January 24, 2025.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You was talking democracy while my followers had to storm the Capitol. Now I pardon them and damn your democracies! Russia is moving inland but I have my eyes set on Greenland. Oh yeah!

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    #48

    Tweet with two people humorously commenting on the long month of January.

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    Clown fish
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it says January 21st on the date underneath which was a good day because it's my birthday

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    #50

    Meme of a tired face with "Healthcare pls" text, highlighting funny tweets to survive January.

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    Pernille
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eff off, Greenland belongs to the Greenlandic people.

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    #51

    A funny tweet about apartment photos and lobby impressions, humor on surviving a long January.

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    zims
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's where they spend all the renovation money

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    #52

    Tweet about thermostat negotiations in January humorously depicted through a negotiation scene at a table.

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats and I have similar negotiations, I'm yet to be victorious.

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    #54

    A funny tweet about making plans to lie on the floor, highlighting January's humor.

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    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't lay down or sit for that matter without a cuddle puddle forming. Cats sit on me. Ferrets snuggle me. Goats lay, jump, bounce, chew and sleep on me. I wait for the minis to lay down to lay against them though so I am guilty too. The dog just wears me like a shirt. Should rename him shadow

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    #57

    Funny tweet about surviving January, displaying NHS sign offering free sanitary products in men's restroom.

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    NetworkMan
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have taken a pad or two, it would have helped absorb all the tears he must have shed while in there.

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    #58

    A funny tweet exchange about trusting a TikTok creator.

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who always starts a claim with "so I watched this documentary ..." and b***h be watching documentaries every day all day since 1966 so far if that's true just come out and say you read a facebook post of someone who looked vaguely trustworthy

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    #59

    Funny tweet about introducing a boyfriend to reality TV, humorous reaction included.

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    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there not an infit? Or would that be a sexual reference?

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    #61

    Funny tweet about a cat threatening to eat butter left on the counter.

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    ucp
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving butter available to a cat, and the cat is the stupid one?

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    #62

    Funny tweet about wedding vows and a mother-in-law's knee surgery recovery stay.

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    ucp
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “For better, for worse” is too neat a catch-all term

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    #63

    Funny tweet about goalies feeling lonely during games.

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    Gavin Johnson
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goalkeepers are a rare and weird breed, they spend their early days hiding in the woods avoiding human contact, as they mature and grow to their full size of 6’6’ their fellow footballers realise their value and stick ‘em in goal, this isolation takes them back to their solitary existence when they were young, it brings them a sense of calm. Always be kind to your ‘keeper, they are easily startled and don’t like being shouted at, it’s best to treat them like a bear coming out of hibernation, food treats and kid gloves will get you results.

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    #64

    Tweet humorously suggesting spicing things up by changing positions on the couch; example of funny tweets for January survival.

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    Agfox
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see at least 2 meanings in this statement

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    #66

    Funny tweet about constant phone use in January, with 212.4K likes, discussing Instagram story viewing habits.

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    #67

    Tweet about marriage humor, reflecting on past vows of staying single and current relationship exasperation.

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    #70

    Person in a hallway with text overlay: "I do my work, I go home." Tweet below says: "what 'era' are you in rn?" Funny tweet.

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    Karina
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a short with her on my snapchat, telling "me" to love my self. She is so powerfull, i almost belive her :P <3<3

    #71

    Funny tweet about a modern phrase, gaining popularity with over 440K likes.

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope everyone is doing great today, remember you’re awesome!

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    #72

    Funny tweet joking about empanadas being mostly air, posted on January 13, 2025.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that an empanada with more nada than emp is quite funny. Not laugh at loud funny, but a very clever remark. And today I learned why they're called empanadas: from empanar, to wrap in bread. Pan is bread, em-pan-ada is basically in-bread-ed. I love that!

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    #73

    A funny tweet about winning repeatedly at Mario Kart against family, expressing no remorse, with significant likes and comments.

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    Kitsune
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1st 13 times? I have a 3- about 400 win rate

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    #74

    Funny tweet about couple's therapy, social media post with humor to survive January blues.

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    ocean todd
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just drink more at bars. That’ll solve the problems one way or another

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    #75

    Tweet joking about surprise at a $2500 donation on GoFundMe; highlights humor getting through January.

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    Deborah
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don't understand some of the things people go on GoFundMe for. Like, I overspent so can't get the latest designer handbag please help. Yes, there is legit stuff, but why do people think begging for c**p when there are people with real needs out there is OK?

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    #76

    Funny tweet about a man celebrating his 55th birthday multiple times in January to avoid birthday songs in restaurants.

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    ucp
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my wife did that to me, I’d love it because it’s silly. But if she insisted on doing something that annoyed me every time we went to a restaurant, I’d stop going to restaurants.

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    #77

    Tweet humorously questioning the geography of Oz in January.

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that what we are calling Canberra now?

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    #78

    Funny tweet about a husband selling watches on eBay, bringing humor to a long month.

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    #79

    Open fridge with different arrangements of drinks, highlighting the funniest tweets that made January bearable.

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm feeling the right hand picture....

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    #80

    Funny tweet about treating others kindly, with a playful invitation for friends to join later.

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    #82

    Funny tweet about keeping a wife guessing with a ladder and chainsaw in the backyard, posted by Daddy Go Fish.

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    ocean todd
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And wearing a welder’s helmet

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    #83

    Funny tweet about forgetting work computer password and job duties.

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    JB
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try “password”, that’s a popular one.

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    #84

    Funny tweet comparing Lyft and Uber, highlighting cheaper rates with a humorous downside.

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, if you have the Delta app, you can score air miles... not a lot, but some.

    #86

    A breaded dish with lemon slices, captioned as "Dinner :)" as a funny tweet about long January.

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    #87

    Tweet humorously expressing frustration and contemplating enrolling in adult tap classes.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should. It's super fun! (Haven't tapped in like 15 years....)

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    #90

    Funny tweet about nostalgic Scooby-Doo fruit snacks, focusing on the special blue gummy.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost as good as the white shark in the other older brand

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    #91

    Funny tweet about making breakfast in bed with half-eaten Toaster Strudel, capturing humor during January.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Romance may not be ded, but it's certainly on the critical list

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    #92

    Funny tweet about getting locked out, showing a humorous text exchange with a locksmith.

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    ucp
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    133 “unread message” notifications - that’s the real problem here.

    #93

    Funny tweet about angels, humorously claiming they are mostly at home instead of heaven, helping survive January.

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    Panda McPandaface
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    10 months ago

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    Wallowing in your own self satisfaction.

    #94

    Tweet humorously questioning parking app download, part of the funniest tweets collection from January.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad I've never come across with one of those

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    #95

    Red Chick-fil-A jacket from thrift store featured in funny tweet that helped people survive January.

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    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they get to judge others life choices and oppose those they don’t like?

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    #96

    A humorous tweet showing a book reading goal of one for the year.

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been reading one. Depression steals the joy of reading. Plus, I have financial problems and wonder if I finish the book before I die.

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    #100

    Person in a bathtub looking shocked, holding a Bible in a funny tweet about surviving January.

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you get to Lot and his daughters

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    #101

    Twitter screenshot about texting mix-up with boss during January.

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear I understand English but wtf does this mean? Finna cop? Plug?

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    #102

    Person driving in a dark car, captioned about returning to work, reflecting funny tweets about January's struggle.

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is your reaction to just going back to work, just wait until Trumps' executive orders destroy your life.

    #103

    Tweet humorously questions if artists fart on stage, gaining huge interaction.

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    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they spit, unfortunately. Don't do the first row in a theater or in opera. Been there.

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    #104

    Funny tweet: "Heard a man say 'my best friend at the time' like ok diva".

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? Friends can change over time, and so can best friends (being a subset of the former category).

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    #105

    Woman humorously texting on a phone, part of funny tweets about surviving January.

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    #106

    Funny tweet about a phone bill mix-up, helping lighten January's long days.

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    NetworkMan
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something wrong about this being worked up over your app not working how you want it to.

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    #107

    Funny tweet about the frustration of expensive purchases being worthy, with dramatic emphasis.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too true. One of the happiest moments of my life was when I smelled the perfume "Joy", which was the most expensive in the world at the time, and I didn't like it at all.

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    #108

    Funny tweet by Isabel Steckel about being a detective, with 194.6K likes, dated January 5, 2025.

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    river
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is me reading horror/thriller books

    #109

    Woman with long hair holding a microphone outdoors, featuring one of the funniest tweets from January.

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    #110

    Woman crying, holding phone, with caption "people are circling back," highlighting one of the funniest tweets.

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    #111

    Tweet humorously compares January and December cold, generating laughs to endure January.

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes a month for the northern hemisphere's land and water to cool down.

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    #112

    Funny tweet about accomplishments while a woman lies in a hospital bed holding her newborn, with a man leaning over them.

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gonna be awkward for the child. Her birthday and mom's release from prison on the same day.

    Poll Question

    How do you usually cope with a rough start to the year?

    Laugh it off with friends

    Take a vacation

    Focus on self-improvement

    Ignore and push through

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