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Food is that other great necessity, closely related to crude bodily functions, that is the topic of many jokes. From the over-top exploding diner scene in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, to sexy, food-related double entendre like beef stroganoff, if it's worth a laugh, food has been there. That's why Bored Panda has compiled this list of the funniest food tweets ever. Which one makes you hunger for more? Vote on the funniest tweet below!
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
OMG! I am not the only one! P.S. LOVE your handle! (screen name)
Jasmina Wetherley 7 years ago
except when you have to greet the food deliverer, so technically you are not avoiding people
emmaward30 8 years ago
3. is wrong because u have to see the person who's delivering it also u have to move to pack it away
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Alessandra Trabalho 8 years ago
Oh, the joys of having been born and living in a tropical country :)))))))
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Suzanne Manning 8 years ago
That's right up there with: "Ooooh, no way I can finish this. Too rich." As if.
#39
Georgia Stergiadis 8 years ago
This happens to my mate, every bloody time (minus the crying part). He is a very slow eater
#47
Ayana sjoberg 8 years ago
There desserts they are NOT meant to be shared they are meant for me to inhale in less then 5 seconds and you to sit there in silence and watch in horror
#50
Ayana sjoberg 8 years ago
It's laughing because i was stupid enough to eat the whole thing then look at the second size and say oops I'll remember this for the next time we met *not*
#52
Jessica Russian Sifontes 8 years ago
You can use it to make a beverage, though. In my country, you take the pineapple peel, boil it for like 10 minutes in 1.5 liters of water, sift it and sweeten it with sugar or splenda if you want to avoid some calories, then put in the fridge. It's very refreshing.
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#57
Lily Mae Kitty 8 years ago
green taste nothing like red orange or yellow....but they taste like one another.
#58
Final score:
31points
#59
Magnolia Irides 6 years ago
I know that :D I hurry to go to sleep so that you can have full pack of calories in the morning :D
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CastoiROBLOX 6 years ago
If you don’t leave them, I won’t eat them (what I tell me older siblings)
#75
Beth McFadden 6 years ago
I spent today restructuring the Food Pyramid to meet my dietary needs: Meat, Starch, Dairy, Candy. Ahhh.
#80
Nikita Jagora 8 years ago
You know who's a true unrecognized genius? The guy who invented carrot cake
#81
Final score:
17points
#83
Final score:
15points
#85
Keyra Rodz 8 years ago
I don't consider it littering if it's organic.. Your just feeding the bugs ????
#87
Elizabeth Gruenwald 6 years ago
I get scare and hate when my kids are around ,I make fried potatoes or devil eggs I always think I'm in ww3 !!haha
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