Join the Fun!

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George Digamma 5 years ago

Lies have short legs, as we say here.

149points

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N G 5 years ago

Even jail birds have rights.

239points

Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.

“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”

“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”

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Not-so-MadMax 5 years ago

That's very nice of him actually :p

264points

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Asat Voong 5 years ago

Don't! Her head may explode .

165points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

I never realized that a bull terrier had such a simple face.

104points

The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.

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European other 5 years ago

You are amazing just the way you are

110points

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kasa alex 5 years ago

LOLx100

123points

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Hans 5 years ago

I'd state back. At both.

81points

Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon.

What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.

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dani_q 5 years ago

Well, did you start shaking and swinging your tail when you saw him walk in? :))) I bet the good boy did :))))))

240points

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Jane Martin 5 years ago

can we be best friends?

167points

#12

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

This was unexpectedly funny!

154points

EHops 5 years ago

...But..where'd the onion come from??

22points

Corey Smith 5 years ago

I would be more concerned about why a tapeworm would be in the shower.

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Debbie Palmer 5 years ago

I s going to ask what a tape worm was doing in the shower but now I want to know what a piece of onion was doing there. Lol

15points

JP 5 years ago

I have questions....several questions....

14points

deanna woods 5 years ago

Sadly, I don't have answers for you.

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Jenn Unicorn Popping 5 years ago

but...why was an ONION in the shower???

10points

Lazy Panda 5 years ago

Why is there an onion in your shower?

5points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

I am laughing sooooo hard.

5points

Georgie Dunlop 4 years ago

I laughed way too hard at this

1point

Gina Amesbury 5 years ago

What lab? There is a bug lab?

1point

George-Florin Constantin 5 years ago

The c**p lab guys have to put up with...

1point

Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago

Bloody hell, where did it come from though?

1point

Lola 5 years ago

That’s what happens if you eat onion rings in the shower.

1point

Rachael Marrast 5 years ago

Why is there an onion in the shower??? So many questions.

1point

glorytherainwing 5 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cutting an onion in a shower

1point

Jamie Edwards 2 years ago

What is EITHER doing in the SHOWER?

0points

Rani Johnson 4 years ago

Looks like a tapeworm.

0points

G4dg3tG4l 4 years ago

but... how did an onion end up in the shower on the first place?

0points

BusLady 4 years ago

How did an onion get in the shower? Just asking.

0points

TC 4 years ago

What's onion doing in the shower. ?

0points

Cindy Snow 4 years ago

I read that as, " they called the tapeworm ' Sir'".!!

0points

Danielle Renee 4 years ago

i can see the mix up...i mean, why would there be onions in your shower?

0points

Laci 4 years ago

I still have questions

0points

Steve Cruz 4 years ago

Next question: WHY WAS AN ONION IN THE SHOWER?

0points

Viv Hart 4 years ago

This is hilarious!!!

0points

Tina Mercado 4 years ago

I like this...I really like this!

0points

c Fuller 4 years ago

Waaaahaaahaaahaaa!

0points

Bettye McKee 4 years ago

Okay, this was hilarious.

0points

Jane W. 4 years ago

Well, hot damn if it doesn't look like a tapeworm.

0points

Terri Altman-Hollister 4 years ago

But why was an onion in the shower...

0points

Pippa Runs 4 years ago

Lol!

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Judith Wilson 4 years ago

AND - it didn't die!

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Troy Currie 4 years ago

Tapeworms can crawl out of the R****m...damn near killed 'em.

0points

Kelly Hartle 4 years ago

I love that even though he was taking it to the lab he wanted to make sure it lived.

0points

Irene Carlyle 4 years ago

once my husband asked me to look at his poops becaue he thought he had worm eggs. Checked this out carefully; they were corn kernels.

0points

Bevie 4 years ago

Onion.....in the shower?

0points

James Naron 4 years ago

…but why was there an onion in the shower?

0points

Caroline Driver 4 years ago

It does look like a bit of tapeworm though.

0points

shelley smith 4 years ago

once my daughter and i were driving down the road & a livestock truck came up beside us. the critters inside were making horrible eerie noises & i said, "omg what is wrong with those cows!!?" my daughter looked at me sadly and said, "mom. they're pigs"

0points

Sue Soss 4 years ago

The first time I laughed out loud at one of these.

0points

Patrick O'Brien 4 years ago

Good chuckle,

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Suzieq 4 years ago

Laughed hard at this. And to give some of you some peace of mind, things can get stuck to the bottom of your foot or shower sandal, not to mention pets.

0points

biruk kuma 4 years ago

bhahahah

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未周陸 5 years ago

But, How did this Onion get into the Shower, instead of the Tapeworm?! Now, it's getting More Intense, isn't it?! LOL

0points

Paula Sue 5 years ago

What does a tapeworm smell like, anyway?

0points

Doubanji 4 years ago

Why would you smell it?! Plus by that point the onion looks like it's been through a shower so wont smell of much more than whatever products you use anyway...

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Dino Wecke 5 years ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣👌🏽

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Elina Kuusisto 5 years ago

I was very concerned for a bit there

0points

KCN 5 years ago

OHMYGOD HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

0points

Cocoa panda 5 years ago

LOL

0points

Denise Mirto 5 years ago

cracked me up-again

0points

Donna Leske 5 years ago

Wow! I was grossed out AND laughing.

0points

Susan Gardner 5 years ago

Looks like a tape worm lol

0points

Id row 5 years ago

Why was there an onion in the shower?

0points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

What part of the body did this emerge from?

0points

GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago

Am I the only one who thinks even finding an onion slice in the shower weird?

0points

Lina Em 5 years ago

I am literally crying... :D

0points

deanna woods 5 years ago

Who is eating onions in the shower?

0points

Debster 5 years ago

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

0points

Henrich Millan 5 years ago

A very well hydrated onion.

0points

Laura Wigglesworth 5 years ago

But this begs the question... why was there a bit of onion in the shower??

0points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Why would anyone want to keep a tapeworm for crying out loud!?

0points

John Greene 5 years ago

How does an onion that large get into a shower?

0points

Amy Smith 5 years ago

More to the point... why was someone eating onions in the shower?

0points

Dirgni San 5 years ago

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Nadine 5 years ago

That actually sounds delicious, hehehe.

138points

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Hello it Smee 5 years ago

That is funny as hell

139points

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Shireen 5 years ago

Awww 😂

136points

#16

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MagNat 5 years ago

Someone explain to me why people who cheat are shocked when they're left. It's like, logical consequence.

327points

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Iris Engler 5 years ago

Well I can receive texts on my landline as well so there is no excuse

68points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.

165points

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Kirsten Kerkhof 5 years ago

This could be any of my students ...

78points

#20

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Madzdad the bard 5 years ago

I cannot up-vote this enough!

126points

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Stephanie Blasyak 5 years ago

...this is why I have no kids, 3 cats, and captain crunch for dinner last night.

27points

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Kirsten Kerkhof 5 years ago

I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...

124points

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Hello it Smee 5 years ago

Parenting at it's finest

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Shawn 5 years ago

Run!

39points

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Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago

And after 8 hours in open office, I kinda want to be alone for month.

159points

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European other 5 years ago

Kind of an odd thing to do.

110points

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Aleksandra Kozłowska 5 years ago

Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you

295points

#28

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Kirsten Kerkhof 5 years ago

This is gold!

134points

#29

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Renee Gauthier 5 years ago

Hummus beings.

125points

#30

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Isabella 5 years ago (edited)

Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.

140points

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Kayli Boring 5 years ago

i do say same

73points

#32

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Colin Leetham 5 years ago

Unicorn mic drop...

105points

#33

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Tara 5 years ago

Hannibal lé dog

77points

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Id row 5 years ago

Still better than the people who CAPITALIZE every OTHER word for DRAMATIC effect. Also better than those who use the word 'literally' too much and incorrectly. "I literally went to the store." My head threatens to explode when people do that. Literally.

17points

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Ale_Vidal23 5 years ago

huahuas x(

60points

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Hans 5 years ago

No, it means you should have taken biology classes more seriously.

105points

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Shireen 5 years ago

😂😂😂

58points

#38

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Hello it Smee 5 years ago

That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.

15points

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Shelby P 5 years ago

Math should stop acting like a child and solve its own problems (not my quote but so true)

120points

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Kayli Boring 5 years ago (edited)

yes is it sad that i just did that to see waht it did?

37points

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#41

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64points

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SomeGuyinWY 5 years ago

This should be higher.

6points

#42

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Lenka Smetanová 5 years ago

loool, I laugh so hrd that my cat sleeping next to me woke up, growl at me and leave :D

7points

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Lizzy Potter 5 years ago

Hope this tweet gets more upvotes.

2points

#44

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Kayli Boring 5 years ago

yes best vacation ever

11points

#45

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Kayli Boring 5 years ago

love this he didnt want to break his airpods

4points

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kAiTLyN 5 years ago

i means shes not wrong

13points

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panda_legerdemain 4 years ago

😂😂😂

2points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

Yeah, that's right.

6points

#49

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Katherine Boag 5 years ago

I mean switching your letters around isn't dangerous until you try to pronounce it and accidentally summon a demon...

36points

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Mariana Schneider 5 years ago

I'm the opposite. I don't work out, sit at a desk all day, and I'd still happily sleep 10+ hours a night 7 days a week.

11points

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Nicole Gonzalez 5 years ago

He's a keeper ❤️

13points

#52

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40points

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Kim Bush 5 years ago

If that's the greatest lie the devil ever told you then you all lead charmed lives

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Jo Choto 5 years ago

Amen!

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Hello it Smee 5 years ago

Maybe if the service industry wasn't rigged against the wait staff. When most of their wages come from tips.

20points

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Mary Jo 5 years ago

It's not like she purposefully wrecked her car because she was in that costume.

6points

#56

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EHops 5 years ago

Kinda sad. Seriously creepy

46points

#57

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Paula Sue 5 years ago

Kat Timpf rocks!!

1point

#58

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Niffler_13 5 years ago

I splurged on a carpet cleaner with a quick wash function, lol

5points

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European other 5 years ago

You have options !

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Kayli Boring 5 years ago

omg

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#61

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Shawn 5 years ago

I'm worried about this for a totally different reason...

12points

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Shawn 5 years ago

People nowadays are f****d

24points

#63

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34points

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Renee Gauthier 5 years ago

Birthday cakes are communist!

10points

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Shawn 5 years ago

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#65

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Lilli 5 years ago

UPVOTE FOR YOU UPVOTE FOR YOU AND AN UPVOE FOR YOU.... why can't I upvote this more??

9points

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Kirii <3 4 years ago

when I hear someone say, "FREE CHEESEBURGER"

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张艺兴 5 years ago

Cooking is enjoyable when I know what I'm doing :)

2points

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No you didn't 5 years ago

I'm "I'm still using Facebook instead of Instagram" years old.

6points

#69

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Laci 4 years ago

An aloe died in my care once.........jerk

2points

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kkathleen517 4 years ago

What is SMH? I keep coming across these in posts what the hell? It's like another language, man I'm not going to sit around for five mins trying to figure out what words start with smh just type that s**t out. Some Monkey Hype? Is that it? Someone Moo's Hello? Smoke Marijuana Hookahs? Yep, that must be the one. ( I totally sat around for five mins trying to figure it out) damn it!

3points

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Juniper 5 years ago

One hour later and 3rd glass deep in wine.

5points

#72

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CincyReds 5 years ago

Big baby whiny jail....Just gold!

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Rose the Cook 5 years ago

Honest reply.

6points

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kAiTLyN 5 years ago

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张艺兴 5 years ago

Me at 4 years old telling my mom I can do a backflip when in reality I'm just twirling backwards

9points

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NCC~1701 5 years ago

“Is this a sunset?” “No, this is Patrick!”

16points

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Kayli Boring 5 years ago

thats so sweet

5points

#79

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Jacob/Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

You want energy in your sleep?

10points

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#81

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Laci 4 years ago

white wine hell.....double shot o' liquor

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Laci 4 years ago

I know about it. Best 3 hr training ever

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Special_Agent 5 years ago

We had it, unfortunately not any more batatasdor...8a16b4.jpg

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

This feline is doing the lazy cat workout.

5points

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Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago

I hope they don't cancel the subcription.

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

How about both?

7points

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Lilli 5 years ago

*cue increasing roblox oofing sounds*

3points

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Aldhissla VargTimmen 5 years ago

This may seem like a bad bf but if my husband, who can not always say in words what he wants to say, went to google search for something that describes his feelings it wouldn't mean less to me. I think this is sweet :)

21points

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No you didn't 5 years ago

That's me after 5 minutes of work.

1point

#93

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反社会的 5 years ago

that was a tasty power-move

6points

#94

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Lorraine R 4 years ago

Actually this is brilliant -- finding out what's really in this stuff that you put on your skin all the time.

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European other 5 years ago

Well that's a good quality he has right there he could be a keeper

2points

#97

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Asat Voong 5 years ago (edited)

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John Greene 5 years ago

5 in 1?

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Demi Zwaan 5 years ago

Well, you do have a hunter, a trapper and a fisher, so you're all set for Robinson's island.

23points

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Person2638 5 years ago

*moving though the house* OHMYGOSH LOOK! FABRIC SOFTENER!!!

6points

#103

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Anne 5 years ago

Its probably not the coffee.. its more likely to be all the sugar in that o_0

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lilly nyangweso 5 years ago

I am proud to admit that I do this too

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#105

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CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

It came out in 1998, twenty-one years ago. For a cartoon that's super old.

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Demi Zwaan 5 years ago

Maybe not wear a dress with a personal space device attached to it, so other people can be in the picture and not stand on it?

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Cyndi H 5 years ago

OMG... I totally did this

4points

#108

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

19points

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Kiss Army Premium 4 years ago

I have 6 cats. They always NEED to be on the other side of any closed door. No closed doors at my house either...

3points

#109

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

19points

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#110

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

18points

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Laci 4 years ago

hey - me too! aww - friends.

1point

#111

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

18points

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Emerald Joanna 5 years ago

Assassin though?

20points

#112

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

17points

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European other 5 years ago

Yeah not so many open bars at weddings these days

5points

#113

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

17points

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Demi Zwaan 5 years ago

What? Ion wanna? What language is this? I don’t get this one.

12points

#114

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

17points

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#115

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

14points

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Miztre 5 years ago

That was hard to comprehend. Does grammar not exist in Twitter?

12points

#116

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

13points

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Lily 4 years ago

Studio C and JK! Studios. No slurs, and funny. Also pretty professional.

2points

#117

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

13points

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#118

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

12points

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Niffler_13 5 years ago

I once got a message like that at 3am from a guy I hadn't talked to in almost 3 years.

5points

#119

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

12points

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littlesaresare 5 years ago

Wait wtf. She's praising herself for gaslighting someone?

5points

#120

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

12points

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Laci 4 years ago

it's cool..........no I'm fine............

1point

#121

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

10points

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Laci 4 years ago

oh....like relationships. noted.

0points

#122

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

8points

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CincyReds 5 years ago

Awww I miss Tom and Jerry.

0points

#123

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

8points

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#124

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

5points

POST

#125

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

4points

POST

#126

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

3points

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#127

Funny-Tweets-By-Women

Final score:

3points

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Emerald Joanna 5 years ago

I have NEVER heard a guy say "do you want to do your skincare routine in my bathroom?" If i am staying at a boys place you best believe half my make up wil end up smeared on the pillowcase and I will wake up looking like death...

16points