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We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.

We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.

You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.

Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.

“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”

“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”

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The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.

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Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon. 

What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, did you start shaking and swinging your tail when you saw him walk in? :))) I bet the good boy did :))))))

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MagNat
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone explain to me why people who cheat are shocked when they're left. It's like, logical consequence.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.

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Kirsten Kerkhof
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...

Ceredwyn Ealanta
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the one on the right, because that's where the surface I can chop veggies is so I can - it...it makes sense. IT MAKES SENSE. I'M NOT BORING -

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Id row
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the front right, everyone knows that. The back burners only get used on holidays.

Hard 2 Guess
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never thought about this before but not that I have, I must say, I prefer bottom right burner the most. Now I feel bad for rest.

Sill Marien
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That not entirely wrong, but I have a least favorite one, other 3 I like just as much :D

Biljana Malesevic
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it the closer one to the right? On second place farther one on the right. I never use left stovetops, God knows why.

Molly Porter
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 12 years old and I have a favorite stovetop burner! ...Is that a problem?!?

Mary Jo
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every stove I've cooked on has the front right designated as the "power burner" or something like that, it is supposed to be used the most.

Teodora Vasile
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite one is the medium sized. And i actually apologized to it when i had to use the biggest one. I'm screwed!

Paul Green
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favourite one broke, and now I have a three burner stove because I can't afford to fix it.

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Anna
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not even an adult and I only ever use the front left burner.

Andy boi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s not only adults - I have a favorite of everything in the kitchen

Suzanne Harris
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bahahaha I said "you and the back left" and handed him my phone. He almost threw it back at me lol

Pamela Morrison
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a glass stove top, all touch buttons and if I don't watch what I'm doing, I could actually switch on the front ones....I only use the rear burners, because I rent and it is a difficult surface to clean and scrape the hard burn c**p off them without scratching the surface....give me a regular stove top any day.

Louise Brigance
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't everyone? I'd never share which one is my favorite...the others may object and burn my food.

Kelly Hartle
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only reason I don't is my husband banned me from the kitchen years ago, after he called me, asked what I had for supper, and I was having chery pie filling.

A Girl With A Dream
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if you’re a young teen and have a favorite lol? I know I’m mature but damn

Ruth Beaty
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Left side front, right side, backup. And here I thought I was the only one who was that weird.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also had to agree with the above post about a favorite spatula. I feel so sad about my life right now...

Quietly
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Back left. No children can reach it. Not too small not too big.

Donna Leske
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even though my current 4-burner stove only has one that works right now I am totally hep to the favorite burner creed. Me. Me. Me too.

Mya Lugar
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have the hots for the left front one, and he alwyts has his eye in me!

Lola
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn’t know people who don’t have one existed.

deanna woods
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a favorite stovetop burner, a favorite gas pump at my local gas station, and a favorite parking space at work.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you

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Isabella
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still better than the people who CAPITALIZE every OTHER word for DRAMATIC effect. Also better than those who use the word 'literally' too much and incorrectly. "I literally went to the store." My head threatens to explode when people do that. Literally.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it means you should have taken biology classes more seriously.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Math should stop acting like a child and solve its own problems (not my quote but so true)

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Lenka Smetanová
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

loool, I laugh so hrd that my cat sleeping next to me woke up, growl at me and leave :D

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Katherine Boag
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean switching your letters around isn't dangerous until you try to pronounce it and accidentally summon a demon...

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Mariana Schneider
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm the opposite. I don't work out, sit at a desk all day, and I'd still happily sleep 10+ hours a night 7 days a week.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that's the greatest lie the devil ever told you then you all lead charmed lives

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Hello it Smee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe if the service industry wasn't rigged against the wait staff. When most of their wages come from tips.

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Mary Jo
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not like she purposefully wrecked her car because she was in that costume.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I splurged on a carpet cleaner with a quick wash function, lol

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Yeah but have you ever had a text changed? I've sent something to whom is now an ex but the message she recieved from me was changed from what I had typed. So it then totally changed how this text would be read and interpreted.

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Lilli
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

UPVOTE FOR YOU UPVOTE FOR YOU AND AN UPVOE FOR YOU.... why can't I upvote this more??

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kkathleen517
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is SMH? I keep coming across these in posts what the hell? It's like another language, man I'm not going to sit around for five mins trying to figure out what words start with smh just type that s**t out. Some Monkey Hype? Is that it? Someone Moo's Hello? Smoke Marijuana Hookahs? Yep, that must be the one. ( I totally sat around for five mins trying to figure it out) damn it!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me at 4 years old telling my mom I can do a backflip when in reality I'm just twirling backwards

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Aldhissla VargTimmen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This may seem like a bad bf but if my husband, who can not always say in words what he wants to say, went to google search for something that describes his feelings it wouldn't mean less to me. I think this is sweet :)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually this is brilliant -- finding out what's really in this stuff that you put on your skin all the time.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, you do have a hunter, a trapper and a fisher, so you're all set for Robinson's island.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its probably not the coffee.. its more likely to be all the sugar in that o_0

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Demi Zwaan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe not wear a dress with a personal space device attached to it, so other people can be in the picture and not stand on it?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have 6 cats. They always NEED to be on the other side of any closed door. No closed doors at my house either...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Studio C and JK! Studios. No slurs, and funny. Also pretty professional.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once got a message like that at 3am from a guy I hadn't talked to in almost 3 years.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have NEVER heard a guy say "do you want to do your skincare routine in my bathroom?" If i am staying at a boys place you best believe half my make up wil end up smeared on the pillowcase and I will wake up looking like death...

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