You sure she didn't cast a spell?

Lies have short legs, as we say here.

Even jail birds have rights.

That's very nice of him actually :p

Don't! Her head may explode .

I never realized that a bull terrier had such a simple face.

You are amazing just the way you are

LOLx100

I'd state back. At both.

Well, did you start shaking and swinging your tail when you saw him walk in? :))) I bet the good boy did :))))))

can we be best friends?

This was unexpectedly funny!

That actually sounds delicious, hehehe.

That is funny as hell

Awww 😂

Someone explain to me why people who cheat are shocked when they're left. It's like, logical consequence.

Well I can receive texts on my landline as well so there is no excuse

Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.

This could be any of my students ...

I cannot up-vote this enough!

...this is why I have no kids, 3 cats, and captain crunch for dinner last night.

I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...

Parenting at it's finest

Run!

And after 8 hours in open office, I kinda want to be alone for month.

I'm the same. I feel mentally exhausted otherwise.

YES! the life of the introvert. I can barely keep a friend because ppl get SO offended when I hold back and don't spend 24/7 with them. I just need space - not because I don't like you. I just NEED to be alone to function

At this point in my life, I'm like a ground hog. I emerge every six weeks and inevitably see my shadow. I retreat back in for six more weeks and try again.

Yes! Same here!

Yep, that's how it works for us introverts

Some kids have this issue with school - an hour of school needs a day of recovery so a five hour day wipes them out for the rest of the week. 😞

LOL this is my daughter, she's 12 and I know if she goes someone with me like an amusement park. I don't ask her to do anything with people the next 2 days. Ahhhhhh extroverts trying to raise introverts.

Yes !!

I'm old and with roaring tinnitus in my dome, it's not nice being in noisy crowded places....my head hurts from listening to screaming kids and noisy, loud, attention seekers....actually I walked past a woman and her offspring who was baling her up....I looked at her and then at him and said: "....and you need some more red cordial..." ..she wasn't happy Jan!

Me too. Don’t like crowds, loud noises, bright lights...the list goes on. Hyper sensitive here. LOVE quiet, low lights, candles, crafting, bible study, reading..... All of it would be wonderful in a hobbit house!!! :)

That was a month ago and I'm still healing =D

It's me.

That's exactly what I do and I'm happy doing it..

☝🏽

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Autistic spectrum disorder ?!

Kind of an odd thing to do.

Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you

This is gold!

Hummus beings.

Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.

i do say same

Unicorn mic drop...

Hannibal lé dog

Still better than the people who CAPITALIZE every OTHER word for DRAMATIC effect. Also better than those who use the word 'literally' too much and incorrectly. "I literally went to the store." My head threatens to explode when people do that. Literally.

huahuas x(

No, it means you should have taken biology classes more seriously.

😂😂😂

That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.