Almost sang it out loud 😂

Poor Eli.

HE'S DOOMED

I am not the only one who thought about doing this thats nice

shes not wrong

I still can’t resist the urge to blow a raspberry down the empty tube at the cats.

Scubaru...

My older sister is pregnant and her name is preggo spaghetti sauce in my phone for the time being 😂 Update: She is no longer pregnant and we have custody of her kid. I can't even be in the same room as her, I am so disgusted.

S**t just got realistic

And stay in it!

Same for being an auntie who doesn't like to play pretend... I do my best!

Yay shes educated!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Okay this made me lol!

Um...Vincent Van Gogh? Maybe?

My kid now prefaces all questions about the future with "if you're still alive". Doesn't matter when you have a kid, whether before age 20 or after 40, they're going to make you feel old.

I used to ask for a boy cheese sandwich because I didn't want a girl cheese sandwich. My mom had a mickey and Minnie mouse waffle iron that she would use to makethat happen

Haha! This is so random. I love it!!

Me too honey... me too.

hard to reason with that

Christougenniatikophobia?

Smart kid hes figured it out

My cousins 8 year old refuses to wear any leg coverings that have a zip since getting his poor wily caught in one.

Do y'all not just throw up into little trashcans?

and causes 95% of the heat in the bed.

Why not telling your child, that the sharks in the aquarium are fed so well they won't eat the other fish and also take this as a first educational opportunity to gently introduce your kid to the concept that carnivores do exist and that this is absolutely intended by nature (exclude humans if you like).