I've seen that post a dozen times on Tumblr, and this is the first time I put "Mike Hawk" together. Good one, Tony. Good one.

I would 100% watch this and I'm not even a Bond fan.

Valid

Why are all the best TV show or movie ideas only in posts and we never get to see them

Gonna definitely use this

One more reason militant vegans are idiots

Cat the Younger knows I'm leaving for work when I start putting on make up. He gets very upset when he sees me doing this!

🎶 Ah ah ah ah time to die time to die 🎶

Sounds like a great mom

Yup, as a parent your most important responsibility is to unconditionally and whole heartedly love and support whatever child you get.

Good for OP! Living in one of those countries where women have choices...

And people wonder why some of us choose to remain child-free...

I'm not disagreeing with the sentiment, but I think it would be more accurate to say 'potentially' in front of all of these. Noone knows what will happen as part of pregnancy, birth or growing up - it's both a risk and a reward. I know in my heart that while I'm a good friend to my adult friends and family, I just don't have the compassion to raise a child so I don't have any.

This is why I don't want to have kids. I'm not equipped to care for anyone other than myself, and even that's iffy at times. I have nothing against kids, I just can't

We should support parents, because it's hard enough, and with a kid with stuff going on, it can be incredibly difficult. But they're your kid. Love them, support them, do your best and then some.

This should be required reading for a lot of people.

But it can be difficult and parents may need support from others in order to be the best parents they can be. - Signed a parent of an autistic child.

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I ended up with the rebellious child. Fortunately she grew up.

Or you can have a normal perfectly healthy child.

The problem with parents is that they don't realise it's a sacrifice. I just read an article about a woman who complained her daughter ruined her relationships after the divorce. Would you want a strange man in your life as a child or teenager? Many parents simply want a caregiver/friend/helper, not a child.

Which is why some of us didn't sign up

Anyone who disagrees with this, please don't have children. Seriously. Your child could be 'perfect' in every way & one random accident & they could be profoundly disabled- for the rest of their & your lives. That's just life. Saying you can't handle a kid with disabilities or challenges is pretty much saying you can't handle children. Which is fine!!! No need to have them if that's not something you want to take on. But whenever you love anyone, there is always that risk.

Yes

oof

Ditto

International headline acts doing their Australian wide tour in Melbourne, Sydney and maybe Brisbane.

This is actually really funny, whoever popped the extra joint in is hilarious 😂

Yeah... :(

My automatic response to tripping on something is "who put that there?". Get very odd looks if it's a crack in the concrete.

Did this actually happen!?

Definitely true.

Simpsons did it first with "In the Garden of Eden"

Do you think it was directly targeted at them specifically? because I like to think it was.

Honestly how I’ve been surviving the last 20 years of my life

Disney strikes again. BTW, lemmings do not fling themselves off cliffs en masse.

I, too, would prefer to only answer to grocery prom kid!

The flight attendant we all need and deserve

And cat will forever and eternally slap the cr*p out of anything that annoys or confuses them

I'm now imagining an idiot at the tattoo parlour: "I want you to tattoo a gluten on my leg."

Had to say it out loud. With an accent. 🤣

Look, God tried. Intelligence. Free will.Guidelines. Staying out of our way. We just can't seem to help collectively going off the deep end. Especially those of us who only say they're doing things his way

I want this same bottle to write my obituary

Was just watching a video essay about Henry VIII marrying Anne of Cleves, and they mentioned that when he was trying to decide between Anne and her sister, he sent a portrait painter to paint both of them with specific instructions not to improve their appearance. Then when Anne showed up for the wedding and he didn't like her, he partially blamed the painter for misleading him.

But did she kill him, or is she showing symptoms of dementia? We'll never know.

Couple goals

... with the bowels of Holly.

The first piece of sensible advice I've seen on the internet *braces for the literal-minded to tell me 'Umm actually eating literal dirt is bad soooo"*

I was part of the messy genre and suddenly it clicked that handwriting was an art form and my handwriting got infinitely better. I never really noticed other's handwriting, until I was older and wondered why my siblings never left the bad handwriting phase.

Is this another reference to Republicans circling their golden god?