I would 100% watch this and I'm not even a Bond fan.

I've seen that post a dozen times on Tumblr, and this is the first time I put "Mike Hawk" together. Good one, Tony. Good one.

Valid

Why are all the best TV show or movie ideas only in posts and we never get to see them

Gonna definitely use this

One more reason militant vegans are idiots

Cat the Younger knows I'm leaving for work when I start putting on make up. He gets very upset when he sees me doing this!

🎶 Ah ah ah ah time to die time to die 🎶

Ditto

Sounds like a great mom

oof

International headline acts doing their Australian wide tour in Melbourne, Sydney and maybe Brisbane.

Yup, as a parent your most important responsibility is to unconditionally and whole heartedly love and support whatever child you get.

Good for OP! Living in one of those countries where women have choices...

And people wonder why some of us choose to remain child-free...

I'm not disagreeing with the sentiment, but I think it would be more accurate to say 'potentially' in front of all of these. Noone knows what will happen as part of pregnancy, birth or growing up - it's both a risk and a reward. I know in my heart that while I'm a good friend to my adult friends and family, I just don't have the compassion to raise a child so I don't have any.

This is why I don't want to have kids. I'm not equipped to care for anyone other than myself, and even that's iffy at times. I have nothing against kids, I just can't

We should support parents, because it's hard enough, and with a kid with stuff going on, it can be incredibly difficult. But they're your kid. Love them, support them, do your best and then some.

This should be required reading for a lot of people.

Got an autistic child with a chronic medical condition, wouldn't change her for the world

BUT you didn't sign up for being r**ed, molested, or for death. You also have no right to tell me what to do with my own body. Can you imagine the uproar that would happen if we told a man that if father's children from more than 3 females that were not his wives, his balls would have to be cut off. Even though I agree with what you say, Your rights stop where my nose begins. You have no rights to tell me what I can or can not do. That is taken strictly from the constitution. Would you like me to tell you what you can and can not do? Just a thought for your quarry.

You signed up for a child that believes in fairy tales, ghosts, imaginary people, superstitions, and unconditioned fears. Yes, your child became religious... Pity them...

If you make family planning decisions for others then you choose to actively support them when they have... (see list)

I agree totally but I feel like it's unfair that I ticked off all of the list and have only hit 3 children

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I bLAME thE vAccInEs!

This is actually really funny, whoever popped the extra joint in is hilarious 😂

Yeah... :(

Did this actually happen!?

My automatic response to tripping on something is "who put that there?". Get very odd looks if it's a crack in the concrete.

Definitely true.

Do you think it was directly targeted at them specifically? because I like to think it was.

Simpsons did it first with "In the Garden of Eden"

Honestly how I’ve been surviving the last 20 years of my life

Disney strikes again. BTW, lemmings do not fling themselves off cliffs en masse.

I, too, would prefer to only answer to grocery prom kid!

And cat will forever and eternally slap the cr*p out of anything that annoys or confuses them

The flight attendant we all need and deserve

I'm now imagining an idiot at the tattoo parlour: "I want you to tattoo a gluten on my leg."

Had to say it out loud. With an accent. 🤣

Look, God tried. Intelligence. Free will.Guidelines. Staying out of our way. We just can't seem to help collectively going off the deep end. Especially those of us who only say they're doing things his way

I want this same bottle to write my obituary

Was just watching a video essay about Henry VIII marrying Anne of Cleves, and they mentioned that when he was trying to decide between Anne and her sister, he sent a portrait painter to paint both of them with specific instructions not to improve their appearance. Then when Anne showed up for the wedding and he didn't like her, he partially blamed the painter for misleading him.

But did she kill him, or is she showing symptoms of dementia? We'll never know.

Couple goals

... with the bowels of Holly.

The first piece of sensible advice I've seen on the internet *braces for the literal-minded to tell me 'Umm actually eating literal dirt is bad soooo"*

I was part of the messy genre and suddenly it clicked that handwriting was an art form and my handwriting got infinitely better. I never really noticed other's handwriting, until I was older and wondered why my siblings never left the bad handwriting phase.

Is this another reference to Republicans circling their golden god?

As a European, New York would terrify me. Every day you're next to someone who needs mental health help AND you allow guns. I can't even comprehend living like that