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Guy Asks People To List Random Top 5 Things Without Stating The Category, And His Guesses Are Cracking Everyone Up
Judging people by their favorite things is not new, especially now when friendships are made on the basis of one's favorite soda or social media platform. Things would be much easier if we'd get to automatically know someone's top 5 list, like their favorite meals, TV shows, or places to hang out in.
One Reddit user decided to put his own spin on the concept of 'top 5' and asked people to list five random things without revealing the category so he could guess it. "I thought it would be a fun thread to get other Reddit users having fun, where they'd all participate and make their own guesses at the funny things listed -- like the old "explain the plot of a film poorly" posts," he said Bored Panda. It turns out, it proved to be one of the hilarious threads in a while with some brilliant out of context replies and references. "I looked at the random topic list and figured out the answer, then did my best not to give that answer. I used to participate in a program called Odyssey of the Mind as a kid and it involved a section called the spontaneous problem," he explained how he came up with all the brilliant guesses. Scroll down below to check some of these funny answers out, and don't forget to vote and comment on your favorites.
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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
I won't be able to read this post if we're not going to then find out what the actual category is. My poor pee brain could not take that.
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Kenny Kulbiski 7 years ago
Sacrilege! How are you supposed to get your daily requirement of grease and cholesterol with all that stuff.
Tanksear Industries 7 years ago
Careful. You might start a flamewar over that one.
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Alexandra Perry 7 years ago
Yeah. I wouldn't eat that on a dare. Disgusting! *L* I would like to serve it to someone I know tho!
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WhiteFox 7 years ago
this link says it all: https://www.google.com/search?q=no+gif&client=firefox-b-ab&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=-rKTKvHMm-UCsM%253A%252CeHa0zWfCQvXojM%252C_&usg=AFrqEzd0kLNth5UYS_LQqwJl9VoCR5PUaw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjTk4TlpYXdAhWVM94KHfRgCuYQ9QEwAnoECAMQCA&biw=1440&bih=781&dpr=2#imgrc=-rKTKvHMm-UCsM:
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Night Owl 7 years ago
Or were born with it (who would change their name to Dylon? It's a fabric dye.)
Randy Dhuyvetter 7 years ago
Someone changed his name to 'Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined'. Who are we to judge?
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Night Owl 7 years ago
But he wrote just "Power rangers." not "Top five Power rangers." (like in other replies. That's why I added white and red.
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Carol Emory 7 years ago
For a better list, check out Shaun of the Dead, Club Dread, Scary Movie (Any), High Anxiety and Frighteners
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karen snyder 7 years ago
We all knew that a Ferengi could be gay and Roger Rabbit was madly in love with Jessica. Besides, this one was easy; They've all got Huge Ears!
Elin Stenqvist 7 years ago
How is that a burn? Are you saying that gay is something bad..?
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Kenny Kulbiski 7 years ago
An old salt, ( must have been 23 or 24) once told me to only eat soft food when you're getting drunk. That way it doesn't hurt as much when you throw up in the middle of the night. Worked for me.
Merlyn Emrys 7 years ago
given that I bet black cat is a licorice treat, it probably IS drunk foods
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Da Coconut Nut 7 years ago
I think the first 3 are Chinese, and then I don’t know about the rest
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blugeagua 7 years ago
Your wife has good taste then. Something fun she can watches with her ladies.
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Jonathan Constant 7 years ago
This one is actually probably right on...except she kinda does still need men to sleep with in silver linings playbook.
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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
At the time of writing this comment, nobody else who has commented seems to get that "hutdonuttuttut" has expanded on the "Tony Toni Toné Tonee" joke from Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping.
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Monika Soffronow 7 years ago
Here's a map of Husqvarna, Sweden: https://www.google.gr/maps/place/Huskvarna,+Sweden/@57.7307294,14.2261989,8355a,35y,38.09t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x465a12d756823935:0x38f3e06692fff51e!8m2!3d57.7904141!4d14.2755781
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Ethan Slusser 7 years ago
Mmm, you touch my tra la la mm my wing dang doodle
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Hannah McGowen 7 years ago
Yes, don't spend too much time on your laptop, rather than going outside! ✨
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Hunter 7 years ago
Gonna take the whole list and make lame trump replies for a cheap laugh?
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Bored Fox 7 years ago
Javascript is a very funny name for a mass murderer.
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Bored Fox 7 years ago
At my local Pokémon Go Whatsapp group one dude is trying every day to find a new version of Toto's Africa. He must love that song very much. There must be thousands of different covers of that song.
Merlyn Emrys 7 years ago
I cannot believe I can answer this but the best version is by Straight No Chaser.
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Bored Fox 7 years ago
And old joke says that "anything's a dildo if you're a brave enough".
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GlassOfWater 7 years ago
When people say Isle of Man I think if the Isle of Man TT races. I swear those riders must have balls the size of melons to race there!
CultOfBambi 7 years ago
Trying to figure out if having balls the size of watermelons would help or hinder when trying to stay on a bike going at f**k-off speeds. It may well help lowering their centre of gravity!
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GiantSpaceTiger 7 years ago
Yay! Tom Holt gets a shout-out for once! His writing is a real treat!
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PBMc 7 years ago
Number 4 was clever but most of the rest are kinda lame. Most are just five words followed by a category that's supposed to be funny because it's random. Cats, leaves, folding chairs, iPad, wool sweater. Things you don't want to accidentally inhale...why you're not getting laid...1 successful musical and 4 that flopped. Any ol' random comment works.
Melissa Hardwick 7 years ago
Warm socks, jogging pants, cotton T-shirt, baby powder, flip flops
PBMc 7 years ago
Number 4 was clever but most of the rest are kinda lame. Most are just five words followed by a category that's supposed to be funny because it's random. Cats, leaves, folding chairs, iPad, wool sweater. Things you don't want to accidentally inhale...why you're not getting laid...1 successful musical and 4 that flopped. Any ol' random comment works.
Melissa Hardwick 7 years ago
Warm socks, jogging pants, cotton T-shirt, baby powder, flip flops
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