AHHHHBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO

I like this actually...

*whimper*

Turtle rescued from drowning made my day.

That's the best.

Probably the most truthful of the ones seen here so far.

Semi-amusing?

AHA nice. me too girl.

Charge your phone!

I feel that man

For the Win!!

Well, i really trust Chewbacca, gotta swipe right on this one.

damn! Cosplay for real :-) i really dig the bacon enthusiast!

efficient

ooh right back at 'chu. It's girls like this I hope don't complain how unfair feminism is...

yeah! Burn her!

That's code for "All the others bombed out".

These low batteries are stressing me right out

Finally a charged battery

IM YOURS

Wait, his mom said he was "an absolute gentleman". I thought he was raised by wolves! That or his wolf mom really loves him.

I like him.

Hahaha just realized the water turning into wine thing lol

smoooth :P

That's like dating app suicide, dude.

I'm worried about his response to that last comment.

*** Looks around... Sees no lake or fish *** Wait... Is that why they call it "Plenty of Fish" ????

Do this for cats and I'm on board

Smells like a raise!

Classic Osborne

Wow! This is why online dating is great and terrible. You often know really quickly why they are single. For example "guacamole" triggers them. Bravo Avocado.. I want to use that.

Honesty. Always the best policy.

Go wife!

That's a good one...

you gonna need some holy water for that burrrrn

isn't it how Tinder basically works?

Classic!

I feel like this is what emojis were intended for.

oooooh

At least you're honest.

you have to be agree with that. more easy to be a s**t if your a girl. because girl have standart and won't f**k anyone. guy would f**k anyone... or anything :-)

ouch

ok, but i still think they are more about finding a friend,than finding sex..

when marketing profits off of cynicism...

Clearly she's had this one before...

ha ha ha - great answer

covering up downvoeted comment :)

This guy has a great sense of humour

Is this a good start...?

Kitty is not that impressed

Lets hope they're not married...

loool

3D.....and High Definition too

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It should connect you to a realtor from a different city.

I think you gotta have sex with the sugar daddy.

Throw ya hands in the air, if you's a true playa!

Netflix expert.

Say something conversational, guy.

He could've at least worked out the typos in his script...