Join the Fun!

#2

Double Standards

Final score:

272points

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Just a Purpler 7 years ago

I like this actually...

62points

#3

And They Call It Puppy Love

Final score:

268points

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Hans 7 years ago

*whimper*

21points

#4

This Has To The Best Tinder Profile I've Ever Seen

Final score:

253points

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Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago

Turtle rescued from drowning made my day.

84points

#5

Nice Try

Final score:

247points

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Violaine LB 7 years ago

That's the best.

20points

#6

It's True Romance Until LSD Wears Off

Final score:

222points

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John L 7 years ago

Probably the most truthful of the ones seen here so far.

31points

#7

Silly Trucks, Tinder Is For People

Final score:

196points

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Superluminal1 7 years ago

Semi-amusing?

24points

#8

Boys On Tinder Be Like:

Final score:

187points

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Just a Purpler 7 years ago

AHA nice. me too girl.

9points

#9

Finally Makes Sense

Final score:

177points

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Hans 7 years ago

Charge your phone!

35points

#10

To Sum Up

Final score:

167points

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GURSIMRAN SINGH 7 years ago

I feel that man

20points

#11

Pokemon Go Is Just Like Tinder

Final score:

156points

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varwenea 7 years ago

For the Win!!

9points

#12

Chewbacca's Got Her Right

Final score:

146points

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Vlad Horobet 7 years ago

Well, i really trust Chewbacca, gotta swipe right on this one.

21points

#13

I Hope This Guy Finds Love On Tinder. He's Awesome

Final score:

135points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

damn! Cosplay for real :-) i really dig the bacon enthusiast!

16points

#14

One Word: Efficient

Final score:

133points

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Aegon VI Targaryen 7 years ago

efficient

26points

#15

Why Do You Have To Be Like This?

Final score:

130points

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Just a Purpler 7 years ago

ooh right back at 'chu. It's girls like this I hope don't complain how unfair feminism is...

29points

#16

WRKD

Final score:

128points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

yeah! Burn her!

7points

#17

True Love Is Patient

Final score:

127points

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John L 7 years ago

That's code for "All the others bombed out".

23points

#18

So This Happened

Final score:

122points

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Just a Purpler 7 years ago

These low batteries are stressing me right out

52points

#19

Slow And Steady Wins The Race

Final score:

107points

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Jade Carver 7 years ago

Finally a charged battery

30points

#20

There We Go, Nailed It!

Final score:

106points

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Norah Morris 7 years ago

IM YOURS

17points

#21

It’s A Dominance Thing

Final score:

102points

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Jill Earley 7 years ago

Wait, his mom said he was "an absolute gentleman". I thought he was raised by wolves! That or his wolf mom really loves him.

21points

#22

How Is Tinder Free

Final score:

96points

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Master Markus 7 years ago

I like him.

16points

#23

He Looks Good For 2017 Year Old

Final score:

94points

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Just a Purpler 7 years ago

Hahaha just realized the water turning into wine thing lol

27points

#24

That Looks Original

Final score:

92points

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Aegon VI Targaryen 7 years ago

smoooth :P

4points

#25

She Did

Final score:

88points

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Jace 7 years ago

That's like dating app suicide, dude.

7points

#26

When In Doubt, Rely On The Office

Final score:

81points

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Master Markus 7 years ago

I'm worried about his response to that last comment.

43points

#27

The Sad Truth About Tinder

Final score:

81points

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JELollis 7 years ago

*** Looks around... Sees no lake or fish *** Wait... Is that why they call it "Plenty of Fish" ????

5points

#28

How To Make Your Wife Angry In One Second

Final score:

80points

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#29

Let's Call It 'Retriever'

Final score:

80points

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Anh-Thu LeTran 7 years ago

Do this for cats and I'm on board

29points

#30

That Has To Be Awkward

Final score:

76points

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Marioara Popescu 7 years ago

Smells like a raise!

19points

#31

60 Percent Of The Time, It Works Every Time

Final score:

74points

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Putro Harnowo 7 years ago

Classic Osborne

6points

#32

Nailed It

Final score:

73points

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Stille20 7 years ago

Wow! This is why online dating is great and terrible. You often know really quickly why they are single. For example "guacamole" triggers them. Bravo Avocado.. I want to use that.

33points

#33

Everyone Has Different Expectations

Final score:

73points

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JELollis 7 years ago

Honesty. Always the best policy.

7points

#34

Hell Hath No Fury...

Final score:

73points

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Amanda Cariker 7 years ago

Go wife!

32points

Kjorn 7 years ago

i think his wife wrote this

3points

Gergana Mitseva 7 years ago

You don't say..

10points

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Nora H. 7 years ago

Jeez.. whatta way to handle it. I see suspiciously little interest in trying to save the pieces of a long lasting marrige. More like "yay, finally got an excuse to get out and lay all the blame on him"..

2points

Mibo Dumplings 7 years ago

he looks like tom cruise

0points

Marius Jan 7 years ago

She should check her for STDs also :)

0points

Lidee Moril 7 years ago

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Lina Kisieliūtė 7 years ago

Really?! Is that how you solve conflicts? Cheat on each other? Or maybe any "reason" is enough for this douche? Who's married with kids

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Marioara Popescu 7 years ago

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Too Lazy To Care 🐼 7 years ago

Sometimes people change over time and the other person doesn't realize it until it is too late. For an example, my dad used to be the most friendly and cheerful person but a few years into marriage he completely became distant and never wanted to go on date nights with my mom and he rarely spent any time with me.

5points

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#35

When It Actually Works

Final score:

71points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

That's a good one...

7points

#36

Nailed That One

Final score:

70points

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Shauday Smith 7 years ago

you gonna need some holy water for that burrrrn

33points

#37

They Somewhere Out There

Final score:

68points

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Arty 7 years ago

isn't it how Tinder basically works?

6points

#38

In Case Guys From Tinder Ask Me To Send Them A Nude

Final score:

66points

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Superluminal1 7 years ago

Classic!

12points

#39

Let's Just Take A Moment To Appreciate This Masterpiece

Final score:

63points

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Amanda Cariker 7 years ago

I feel like this is what emojis were intended for.

15points

#40

100% Could Have Happened

Final score:

62points

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OTTERZ4LIFE 7 years ago

oooooh

7points

#41

A Lesson On How Not To Trust Anyone On Tinder

Final score:

62points

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Master Markus 7 years ago

At least you're honest.

13points

#42

Unique Perspective

Final score:

62points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

you have to be agree with that. more easy to be a s**t if your a girl. because girl have standart and won't f**k anyone. guy would f**k anyone... or anything :-)

14points

#43

Why Even Reply If You're Throwing One Word Into The Conversation

Final score:

61points

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Aegon VI Targaryen 7 years ago

ouch

11points

#44

Actually I'm Using It To Find True Love

Final score:

57points

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Veronika Velikova 7 years ago

ok, but i still think they are more about finding a friend,than finding sex..

9points

#45

Excellent Business Strategy

Final score:

56points

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Jace 7 years ago

when marketing profits off of cynicism...

4points

#46

Roasted!

Final score:

56points

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Jace 7 years ago

Clearly she's had this one before...

10points

#47

Touché

Final score:

50points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

ha ha ha - great answer

5points

#48

The Greatest Accomplishment And The Greatest Failure

Final score:

46points

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Zuko 3 years ago

covering up downvoeted comment :)

3points

#49

You Should Always Pay The Extra Money To Do A Photo Shoot For Your Tinder Profile

Final score:

42points

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Julemule 7 years ago

This guy has a great sense of humour

14points

#50

She Was A Perfect Illusion

Final score:

42points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

Is this a good start...?

2points

#51

How To Get A Super Like In 1 Picture

Final score:

41points

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Dina 7 years ago

Kitty is not that impressed

8points

#52

Certain Signs You're Date Is Going Great

Final score:

39points

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JELollis 7 years ago

Lets hope they're not married...

3points

#53

Sometimes The Long Game Is Key

Final score:

39points

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Aegon VI Targaryen 7 years ago

loool

6points

#54

3D Tinder

Final score:

38points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

3D.....and High Definition too

6points

#55

Look At What You've Become

Final score:

37points

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Marioara Popescu 7 years ago

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#56

How To Get A Sugar Daddy 101

Final score:

37points

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Marioara Popescu 7 years ago

I think you gotta have sex with the sugar daddy.

3points

#57

I Hate It When You Ignore Me, Big Poppa!

Final score:

37points

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Amanda Cariker 7 years ago

Throw ya hands in the air, if you's a true playa!

7points

#58

How To Decode Tinder

Final score:

36points

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Superluminal1 7 years ago

Netflix expert.

9points

#59

What I Feel Like Saying To Most People On Tinder

Final score:

36points

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Jace 7 years ago

Say something conversational, guy.

5points

#60

Classic Tinder Theme

Final score:

35points

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Jace 7 years ago

He could've at least worked out the typos in his script...

3points

#61

I Never Learn From My Past Mistakes

Final score:

34points

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Jace 7 years ago

This is how I use okcupid. I hate where I live.

3points

#62

Damaged But Adorable

Final score:

34points

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#63

I've Been Doing It Wrong The Whole Time

Final score:

33points

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Amanda Cariker 7 years ago

My favorite post!

4points

#64

Oh, I Have So Many More...

Final score:

33points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

run away guy! run far away!!!!

14points

#65

I Like To Talk A Big Talk

Final score:

33points

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JELollis 7 years ago

Well, at least Snap is a step up from Tinder, I suppose.

2points

#66

That's A Missed Opportunity Right There

Final score:

32points

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JELollis 7 years ago

Bahahahaha!!! Epic!

4points

#67

Why Do Men Like That Exist?

Final score:

31points

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Marioara Popescu 7 years ago

This is just creepy

7points

#68

When You Prefer Staying At Home And Eating Pizza

Final score:

29points

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Stille20 7 years ago

In all fairness, if they are "traveling every weekend, like to keep it spontaneous, looking for someone to go on all my adventures".... I am exhausted just reading that. I have a job and a family and a social life and a netflix account

17points

#69

Netflix And?

Final score:

29points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

i need one like that

5points

#70

Um... Okay?

Final score:

28points

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Shauday Smith 7 years ago

lol

3points

#71

Marriage Is Great For That Too!

Final score:

28points

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#72

Was The Falafel Good At Least?

Final score:

28points

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#73

The Classic, Tinder Men Bingo

Final score:

27points

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Timothy D. 7 years ago

i kinda want to download tinder and play this lol

1point

#74

Oh...okay :(

Final score:

26points

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Bianca Du Toit 6 years ago

Jeez, was that kind of rudeness really necessary?? B***h.

3points

#75

That Was A Top-Notch Response

Final score:

25points

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JELollis 7 years ago

Where's the ointment for that self burn? Oh wait... she saved him... Props!

4points

#76

We Need An Update On This

Final score:

25points

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Markus McCloud 7 years ago

That 7% battery is drives me nuts...

2points

#77

I Didn't Feel Like Eating Italian Today...

Final score:

25points

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Jace 7 years ago

So the women do it too? Huh. Educational.

6points

#78

Found Love In A Hopeless Place

Final score:

24points

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JELollis 7 years ago

"People fall in love in mysterious ways... "

5points

#79

It's All About The Perspective

Final score:

24points

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#80

The Not-So-Unlikely Odds

Final score:

23points

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#81

When In Doubt, Pop This Question

Final score:

22points

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Jace 7 years ago

Is there not even some kind of age filtering on this thing??

7points

#82

Don't Hate The Players, Hate The Game

Final score:

21points

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Its Me 2 years ago (edited)

If you are on tinder just know that people are swiping left on you as you speak

1point

#83

Looks Like I'm Having A Kid Now

Final score:

21points

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Marioara Popescu 7 years ago

Tonight, on "things that never happened"...

5points

#84

Aggressive Swiping Left Ensues

Final score:

20points

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#85

It Always Goes That Way

Final score:

20points

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#86

My Friend Tried To Pull Some Smooth Moves On A Korean Girl. "What's Cookin Good Lookin"

Final score:

20points

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Marioara Popescu 7 years ago

Sounded better is Korean.

1point

#87

There's Always That One Guy That Posts A Pic In Full Battle Rattle

Final score:

19points

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Amanda Cariker 7 years ago

At least he's honest.

9points

#88

The Sad Truth

Final score:

17points

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Its Me 2 years ago

Oof

1point

#89

J.E.A.N.N.E.T.T.E.

Final score:

17points

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Jace 7 years ago

I feel like I need to take a class in knowing what the hell they're talking about.

10points

#90

Savage

Final score:

16points

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Jace 7 years ago

"Please keep talking to me. You can even insult me. Just give me attention!"

4points

#91

That Seems Appropriate

Final score:

16points

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#92

Modern Day Tragedy

Final score:

16points

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#93

Different Kind Of Surprises

Final score:

15points

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Jace 7 years ago

Birth control for the win.

1point

#94

Expectations Vs Reality

Final score:

15points

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Donna Wiersma 7 years ago

Some ugly dude vs a bleach blond version of the same ugly dude?

4points

#95

It's Scarily Accurate, Though

Final score:

14points

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Stille20 7 years ago

what even?

5points

#96

Well Put

Final score:

14points

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Jace 7 years ago

Wow. Harsh. And here I am wondering if I should just swallow my pride and try it for shits and giggles.

1point

#97

Dicks On Dicks On Dicks

Final score:

14points

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Stille20 7 years ago

OMG, WHAT is that from. Can't stop laughing!

4points

#98

A Girl Named Jeb

Final score:

14points

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#99

When You See It

Final score:

13points

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StarKitten 7 years ago

How old does a cat have to be to click that? I'm just a kitten so I don't think I'm old enough.

3points

#100

Matched With A 21 Year Old... I'm 28. Was Genuinely Curious To See If She Would Know What This Was

Final score:

13points

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Mike M (OB1Coyote) 7 years ago

Cassette is technically correct. the 3.5" floppy was housed in a small case, or cassette... and the name wasn't just a carryover from the 5.25" Floppy. The disk inside the plastic cassette of the 3.5" was still just as floppy as the one inside the sleeve of the 5.25" floppy. Break one open some time and see for yourself. There were also 2-inch, 2½-inch, and 3-inch floppies, but in the end the Sony 3.5" won the market. Everyone talks about the 5.25" like they were old-school, but those were actually the smaller version of the original 8" floppies. Not as many people know about those because they predate the World Wide Web and fewer people had PCs at that time.

8points

#101

I Can't Believe This Works

Final score:

13points

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solvo 7 years ago

"Clever"? Im start questioning human civilisation now

11points

#102

So That's What Trans Means

Final score:

13points

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solvo 7 years ago

I thought it was stand for Transformer

3points

#103

Is That Supposed To Be Pronounced Taylor?

Final score:

12points

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#104

Oh, Okay Then...

Final score:

12points

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Jace 7 years ago

I like his last line.

5points

#105

Disney's The Lizard King?

Final score:

11points

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Andrew Cas 7 years ago

George obviously

4points

#106

Pls

Final score:

11points

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Jace 7 years ago

I assume he then launched into some kind of "never mind, I don't want a [insult here] like you anyway! Go die in a fire!"

7points

#107

Ten Tickles

Final score:

11points

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Stille20 7 years ago

... and the mystery of your single status remains

28points

#108

Couldn't Swipe Right Fast Enough

Final score:

11points

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solvo 7 years ago

When you eats mushroom while photoshopping

2points

#109

6foot&4inches

Final score:

11points

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JELollis 7 years ago

This is what you see in the dictionary next to "Creep"

6points

#110

Not Here For A Hook Up, Right

Final score:

11points

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Emo Sloth 3 years ago

tell me thats a cheeto

0points

#111

What To Do When You Accidentally Swipe Right On Tinder

Final score:

10points

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#112

Every Chair

Final score:

10points

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solvo 7 years ago

Umm.. burn?

2points

#113

The Shelby Law

Final score:

9points

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#114

Hon Hon Hon

Final score:

9points

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solvo 7 years ago

Totally not fake

2points

#115

That's A Fine Deal

Final score:

9points

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Jace 7 years ago

The user name of the submitter says it all.

3points

#116

Isn't That Understood If You're On Tinder?

Final score:

8points

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solvo 7 years ago

There is a word for that. I prefer not to mention it.

1point

#117

Well i Thought It Was Pretty Good

Well *i* Thought It Was Pretty Good

Final score:

8points

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Jace 7 years ago

This is a skill. Not a good one. But a skill nonetheless.

4points

#118

Always Keep Your Gift Receipts

Final score:

8points

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Crep 105 1 year ago

Ouch. You just got told, girl.

0points

#119

I Can't Believe It Worked

Final score:

8points

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Chris Conrad 7 years ago

I bet he has used that line 100s of times obviously. Its okay to be slutty these days. When you have nothing to offer really settling for a quick pick up is all there is.

3points

#120

My Bio Says "Give Me Your Best Anti-Joke"

Final score:

8points

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solvo 7 years ago

Thats a lame joke

1point

#121

Are You From Heaven?

Final score:

7points

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#122

Those Puns Never Stop

Final score:

7points

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Gloria Bethallen 2 years ago

Well then....

0points

#123

She Seems Like A Really Nice Girl

Final score:

7points

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Janice Foster 7 years ago

Seriously messed up...

3points

#124

Thirsty AF

Final score:

6points

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Jace 7 years ago

What if you and your spouse are ethically non-monogamous?

4points

#125

We Have A Genius Right Here

Final score:

5points

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#126

Some Girls Don't Like Puns, Others Don't Get Them. There's No In Between

Final score:

5points

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Marioara Popescu 7 years ago

When the pun is so bad, I pretend I don't get it either. It discourages them from using it on other girls and making them feel slightly disgusted, too.

1point