By far my favourite on this thread, I love it. Bless her heart! My Nan has her own words for lots of things, and if she can't say someone's name she'll use one that she thinks sounds similar. My best friend of 22 years is called Kirstyn, Nan has always called her Christine..

That's the BEST! 🤣

Jesus, son of Harold. Sounds right to me

It's actually Howard. As in "Our Father who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name."

When I was in school aged about 6 or 7, our teacher taught us all the different names we use for God, such as Lord and Yahweh. She then asked us if we knew any other names and words we use for God. I said "Peter". She replied "no. Peter was one if Jesus' apostles." "But we call God Peter at the end of mass" I protested". "When",? she asked. "When the Priest says Go to love and serve the Lord", and we all say "Thanks Peter God". I genuinely thought we said "Peter God" when it was really "Be to God", and that Peter was God's real name.

I never made this mistake, but then I never had an infant as a teacher, either.

May Harold be with you.

My daughter used to call Jesus Christ 'Jesus Price' - I think she thought Price was his surname like Norman Price from Fireman Sam.

Infants go to school?

LOL When I was in nursery school I could not pronounce my teachers name... I called her miss Lettuce every day ...and then in high school i seen here out and about at the mall, I said Hey Miss Lettuce and she started craking up and knew me instantly...we just laughed...Her name was Miss Gladys LOL

Old joke!

Hark when Harold's angels sing.

One night while saying his prayers, our son promoted a priest we know to the Holy Trinity... "In the name of Father John, the Son, and the Holy Spirit..." 🤣

Adorable

Best I've heard, so far

"Infant school teacher?"

Actually, the name is "Howard". I remember a TV commercial back in the 1980s where a booming voice was talking to a woman, and she called him "Howie". Hilarious.

I thought it was Howard based on that.

What's an infant school teacher?

I always knew it as "Our father who does art in heaven, Harold be thy name ..." :D

This is a very common mondegreen

"my mum was an infant school teacher"... I read that as if the mum was an infant who taught school!

Infant school teacher?

I also thought we all said ‘Thanks Peter god’ (as opposed to ‘Thanks be to god’)

A woman heard a little pray. .. And forgive those who trash pass against us and we forgive those who trash pass against us.

infants knew.. how clever.

Hark! Harold the Angel sings!

Wow! A school teacher as an infant! That's impressive!

She's not wrong.

Beyond dumb!

Do you suppose his wife's name is Olive?

🤣 oh no

OMG THAT is hilarious - I needed a good wake up laugh this morning. If that was me I would've been laughing so hard they wouldn't have been able to draw blood

Oh how fun that would have been to explain

I wants.

😂😂😂

My daughter accidentally wrote some erotica in third grade last year. She uses talk-to-text and has a very squeaky voice. She began a reading response with "it was jeremy's..." but the program heard "penis gummies". I'm glad I checked her homework that day before she submitted it (I didn't always). I did tell her teacher later because it was too funny not to share and also as a warning that talk-to-text does not always hear my daughter correctly.

Hahaha!!! At least you tried!!

As opposed to the measuring I

Oh lord..

My favourite YT gamer is Jesse C*x. And bet they will censor out the surname on BP. EDIT: Damn this ridiculous censorship. Anyway, if anyone likes to watch/listen to game playthroughs, I do recommend Jesse C0x, or at least his earlier work.

Or More Maddie?

She should really have a doctor take a look at that

Ouch.

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Does the name 'Paul' not exist in the USA? How different is the pronunciation? I mean, Paul Walker was from California. EDIT: Guys, please stop arguing...

i like it

My son's first word was "gen-go" (gentle) for much the same reason 😃

You can tell by the way i stand at the dock I'm a Woman's man it's time to dock. . .

Same difference

"oh yeah, she's a taxidermy"

Must be a lot of dialogue about skin colour in that 5 yo’s life.

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Funky Town is the "Taco Body" song thanks to when my son was a toddler. (I will now and forever hear taco body instead of talk about it...)