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iPhone user or not, you've probably heard of the AI assistant called Siri. The voice-activated virtual help has been a staple of the Apple universe since 2010, and this personal assistant grows more and more human-like with every passing year. “In what way,” you might ask. Well, she was originally a simple source of information, presented in a professional, to-the-point manner. But as she has evolved with us, she has taken on some of our traits, most notably humor and sarcasm answering our stupid questions.

People have had the dumbest questions for Siri since the very beginning, and so she has learned how to give equally dumb, and often extremely sassy, replies. Don't believe us? Well, we here at Bored Panda have put together a list of funny things to ask Siri if you want to get a hilariously witty comeback. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and be sure to give these funny questions a try!

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Jeez Siri No Need To Bury Me Six Feet Under

Jeez Siri No Need To Bury Me Six Feet Under

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Ooowlsnap 2
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even a young child could figure that out without the whole cookie thing

i.am.lost.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'If nothing is divided by nothing, then there's nothing to divide, or divide it with, and the division never happened. So my answer is...No.' what.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That used to be my favorite response. I haven’t asked that question for a long time. I used to ask so many times that Siri asked me please don’t divide by zero. But I did it anyway. —- I tried today, and found that Siri still answers with the cookie monster if you ask another number divided by zero. Imagine that you have two cookies, and you divide them equally among zero friends. See it doesn’t make sense. So Cookie Monster gets them all. nom nom nom But Siri changed the answer for 0÷0. Guess she’s being sassier. Now it’s a funny refusal. If nothing is divided by nothing, there is nothing to divide, or be divided with, so the division never happened, and my answer is… No. I’m gonna miss the part where Siri tells me that I’m sad I don’t have any friends. LOL

Kittie Lacker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude Siri told my brother this and he laughed so hard, he cried.

Kai Wendorf
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ive done this before. and much stupider ones... i dont like to share my thoughts...

Nostalgic Hyena
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember that one time my teacher asked Siri this question in front of the class..

Michael John Aragon
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

better ask siri where the nearest store is so you can buy some aloe vera for that burn

Id row
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know the programmers had to troll with that one.

danielw
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now, if had spent as much time trolling people, or adding quips and jokes, Siri might have not have been as annoying. (No really. just try sending a text more complicated than 'HI'. Last time I tried, I was visiting a friend... the message was supposed to be 'Ony may, ETA whatever' and she turned it into some kind of weird, drunken booty call.)

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While Siri was born on the iPhone, she is now used across a variety of Apple platforms including iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, Apple Watch and Apple TV. Siri can now speak 20 languages: Arabic, Chinese, Danish, Dutch, English, Finnish, French, German, Hebrew, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Malay, Norwegian, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, Thai, and Turkish.

Despite this impressive collection of languages, Siri has had struggles with certain accents. The poor Scots had a hilarious time trying to make themselves understood to the artificial intelligence assistant, although that only means that she's just like the rest of us. Dae ye ken whit a mean?


Have you fully explored the range of wonders that Siri is capable of? Some of them might surprise you. Here are a few examples of Siri's genius, with thanks to Lifehack.

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Did you know that Siri can post to social media accounts? Make your day easier by simply saying “Post to [Twitter or Facebook]. Siri then asks what you’d like to say. Dictate your post, then send when Siri confirms your message. Keeping in touch has never been easier!

Siri is also a genius at solving math questions, from the simple calculations to the most complex problems. Ask Siri to solve problems by saying “What is [math question]”. You can also use this feature to help calculate a tip in no time at all. Not only the Siri's answer will tell you how much to tip, but also the total cost of your bill with the tip added.


Did you know that Siri can set reminders based on where you are? Make sure Location Services are enabled for Reminders under Settings>Privacy>Location Services. Then, add the locations you need to your contacts. Tell Siri "xxx is my home”. Repeat for work, school or any other frequent location. Now Siri can do reminders for when you leave or arrive somewhere. For example, tell Siri “Remind me to call Donna when I leave work” to have the reminder go off when you’re done with your day.

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Another amazing function that Siri has is helping to save time when looking for an email. For example, ask Siri to “Find email with my new schedule”, or “Find email with Friday’s Documents in the subject line”. You can also use this command to have Siri find emails from certain contacts. Siri can search Twitter too, just ask “Search Twitter for [subject or person]”. Siri immediately responds with a list of relevant tweets, from users across the site.

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Wow. Okay. Thanks Siri

Wow. Okay. Thanks Siri

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, believable! She’s very busy, what with having to be ready to talk on 500,000,000 devices.

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Siri connects to Yelp when you want to find out about a restaurant, however she can also access the online restaurant-reservation service OpenTable. This allows you to book reservations directly. You can tell Siri to make a reservation at a restaurant by saying “Make a reservation for tonight at 7pm at xxx.” Siri will tell you what's available on the restaurant's OpenTable page. Your location will help to find which restaurant you’re looking for, so Siri will look for matches in the area where you are currently based.

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#8

Playing With Siri Can Sometimes Be Dangerous

Playing With Siri Can Sometimes Be Dangerous

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#9

Asked Siri If She Had A Boyfriend. She Got Real

Asked Siri If She Had A Boyfriend. She Got Real

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Finally, another interesting thing that Siri can do is to give information on the planes flying above you right now. Just ask "what flights are above me right now" to see a complete list of planes, the airlines and aircraft types. Siri even gives the flight numbers too, so you can find out exactly where these flights are headed! Not exactly a critical function for everyday life, but fun to impress kids or any aviation enthusiasts you might know.

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Siri Pushing My Buttons

Siri Pushing My Buttons

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StarKitten
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I'm not scared of AI taking over the world when it becomes sentient. There's no way it could do it right.

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#24

Seriously Siri... I Just Needed Some Help Deciding And You Give Me This BS

Seriously Siri... I Just Needed Some Help Deciding And You Give Me This BS

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