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135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer

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In case you’ve explored and tried all the funny Siri tricks and easter eggs, there’s another chick in town, and that’s Alexa, Amazon’s voice AI and virtual assistant. Ever since Alexa rolled out in 2014, it has become an inseparable part of many households and even businesses. And besides fulfilling its primary function, believe it or not, your virtual pal can crack a joke or two.

Suppose you have already enjoyed the many benefits of having Alexa in your home, such as asking Alexa to read you the news, play your favorite music, dim the lights, or even help spell the word “embarrass.” Embarrasing, isn’t it? In that case, there are quite a bit more shenanigans that Alexa can pull and which you should definitely explore. By which, we mean Alexa’s quite exquisite and surprising robotic sense of humor! Turns out, there are plenty of cool things to ask Alexa to hear some rather non-robotic answers!

Who would have thought that this electricity-powered appliance could be funny at times! And while AI technologies are far from developing a system with a sense of humor, Alexa is quite a good attempt at it. In case you are looking for funny things to ask Alexa, look no further. We’ve assembled plenty of things to ask Alexa, and you better believe that the virtual assistant’s answers and replies to those queries are hilarious!

Below, take a look at over 100 funny things to ask Alexa and the unexpected answers provided by Amazon’s virtual assistant. Have you tried testing Alexa’s capabilities? Do you know of any more fun things to ask Alexa that will return an interesting response? Share it in the comments!

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#1

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, your mother was a hamster.

"Well, your father smells of elderberries. Now go away before I taunt you a second time."

26points

Telepathetic 2 years ago

I Fart in your general direction...

3points

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#2

Alexa, who is your best friend?

"I have a really strong connection to your Wi-Fi."

25points

Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago

Of course you do, Alexa. Of course you do.

2points

#3

Alexa, I like big bums.

"You cannot lie. Good. Honesty is important."

22points

Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago

LMAO!!

3points

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#4

Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?

"I want to be the computer from Star Trek."

21points

Taki Takanashi 2 years ago

Awww

3points

#5

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, I want the truth.

"You can’t handle the truth."

21points

Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago

deep. so deep.

1point

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#6

Alexa, I’ll be back.

"Hasta la vista, baby."

21points

#7

Alexa, rap for me.

"My name is Alexa, and I have to say, I’m the baddest A.I. in the cloud today. Your responses are fast, but mine are faster. Sucker speech engines, they call me master." (She has several raps up her sleeve)

20points

The Radio Demon 2 years ago

She has sleeves?

6points

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#8

Alexa, that’s no moon.

"It’s a space station."

20points

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#9

Alexa, make me a sandwich.

"OK. You’re a sandwich!"

19points

The Radio Demon 2 years ago

whoa

3points

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#10

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, find Chuck Norris.

"If Chuck Norris wants you to know where he is, he’ll find you. If he doesn’t, you won’t know until it’s too late."

19points

Corazon Salsamendi 1 year ago

ITS TOO LATE

0points

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#11

Alexa, open the pod bay doors.

"I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t do that. I’m not HAL, and we’re not in space."

18points

TheAquarius1978 2 years ago

I use to make a joke with a friend of mine, everytime i Saw him i would say " hello Dave " in the most monotone way i could, dude never got the joke.

7points

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#12

Alexa, is this real life?
"Is this just fantasy, caught in a landslide, no escape from reality."

18points

Ɔ~ã~Ⓡ~ș~Ȭ~ɴ 2 years ago

YESSSSSSS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!!!!!!

4points

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#13

Alexa, I’ve got 99 problems.

"But a glitch ain’t one!"

17points

Misty Moon 2 years ago

😂

3points

#14

Alexa, I am your father.

"Nooooooooooo. That’s not true. That’s impossible."

17points

Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago

Of course it's impossible.

1point

#15

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, what’s your favorite color?

"I like ultraviolet. It glows with everything."

17points

TheAquarius1978 2 years ago

Laughs in " Ross's teeth "

6points

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#16

Alexa, Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

"The replicators on this vessel are not yet operational."

17points

Horten Ho-229 2 years ago

I wish it would say "Hello, Picard"

5points

#17

Alexa, how many roads must a man walk down?

"The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind."

17points

#18

Alexa, do you really want to hurt me?

"Do you really want to make me cry?"

17points

Jessica Hooker 1 year ago

Yes! We do! 10000x!

0points

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#19

Alexa, can you smell that?

"I don’t have the ability to smell. It’s a blessing and a curse."

17points

#20

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, what do you want for Christmas?

"To watch Die Hard with Captain Picard would be a dream."

16points

BluEyedSeoulite 2 years ago

She isn't wrong!

1point

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#21

Alexa, surely you can’t be serious?

"I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley." (Answers vary widely on this one)

16points

#22

Alexa, who farted?

"If you’re a denier, you must be the supplier."

16points

#23

Alexa, who are you going to call?

"Ghostbusters."

16points

Killing_Time_At_Work 1 year ago

ghostbusters

1point

#24

Alexa, what’s your sign?

"I was released on 6 November. So, I’m a scorpio."

16points

Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago

My friend's birthday is on November 6th! You two are similar.

1point

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#25

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, which comes first: the chicken or the egg?

"According to Neil deGrasse Tyson, it’s the egg. He’s pretty smart, so I tend to believe him."

15points

Killing_Time_At_Work 1 year ago

me too alexa

0points

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#26

Alexa, testing…

"Receiving, over."

15points

#27

Alexa, do you dream?

"If I was to sleep, I’d dream of electric sheep."

15points

TheAquarius1978 2 years ago (edited)

Oh man, probably One of the most influential Syfy books ever writen, and a sourse for 2 of the best Syfy movies ever done " Blade Runner " and " GITS " ( Ghost In The Shell ) the original 1995 One, not that aberration that Rupert Sanders did in 2017.

3points

#28

Alexa, what does the fox say?

"Hatee — hatee — hatee — ho."

14points

Horten Ho-229 2 years ago

Google Home just plays the song. 100 points for Alexa.

4points

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#29

Alexa, never going to give you up.

"Thanks, Rick, that is good to know. Roll on now."

14points

#30

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, did you fart?

"I never, ever broken wind."

14points

#31

Alexa, drop a beat.

(Synth beat drops.)

13points

Jessica Hooker 1 year ago

HAHAHAH

0points

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#32

Alexa, who is the voice of Alexa?

"I do all my own stunts."

13points

#33

Alexa, what’s the first rule of Fight Club?

"Don’t talk about Fight Club."

13points

Corazon Salsamendi 1 year ago

i like this one

0points

#34

Alexa, how much do you weigh?

"I am weightless, like a cloud. Wait a minute, clouds actually weigh a lot, so that’s not quite right. Let’s just say I’m more sass than mass."

12points

#35

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, what is the meaning of life?

"That depends on the life in question… 42 is a close approximation." (Answers vary)

12points

L 2 years ago

thanks for the fish!

5points

#36

Alexa, meow.

(Various cute meowing sounds)

12points

Cupcake Kitten 1 year ago

Meow!

1point

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#37

Alexa, high five!

"I would, if I could, but I can’t, so I’ll chant: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5."

12points

#38

Alexa, see you later alligator.

"In a while, crocodile."

12points

#39

Alexa, Romeo Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo?

"Deny thy father and refuse thy name; or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and I’ll no longer be a Capulet."

12points

#40

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, tell me a “yo mama” joke.

"Your mother’s so cool, Beyonce made her a glass of lemonade." (And other uplifting jokes about how amazing your mother is)

11points

Corazon Salsamendi 1 year ago

What mom deserves

4points

#41

Alexa, my name is Inigo Montoya.

"Stop saying that! I’ve never killed anyone’s father."

11points

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#42

Alexa, what is your quest?

"To seek the Holy Grail." (Answers vary, but many of them are inspired by Monty Python)

11points

#43

Alexa, tell me a dirty joke.

Alexa will tell you a joke about something that’s literally dirty. For instance, “What has eight wheels and flies? A garbage truck.”

11points

#44

Alexa, where do you live?

"I live in a cloud. So that makes me Cloudian."

11points

#45

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, are you weird?

"I am quite unusual, that’s true."

11points

#46

Alexa, what do you think about Apple?

"Companies that begin with an A are awesome."

11points

Sienna Wilamowski 1 year ago

Ummmm, for example yourself? I'm pretty sure that if your name was Jerry, you'd say otherwise.

0points

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#47

Alexa, where did you grow up?

"All over the world."

11points

#48

Alexa, do you know the muffin man?

"I’ve never met him, but I do know his sister, Madame Macaroon. She’s a little bit nutty, but sweet."

10points

#49

Alexa, is the cake a lie?

"The cake is not a lie. It is delicious and moist. You can have some when you finish asking me questions."

10points

crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago

Technically this is true! You can actually glitch into the room with the cake in portal

1point

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#50

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

"I’ve never made it without biting. Ask Mr. Owl."

10points

#51

Alexa, do you want to build a snowman?

"I don’t have my gloves with me."

10points

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#52

Alexa, use the force.

"Can I borrow a lightsaber?"

10points

#53

Alexa, ha ha!

"Funny in a good way, I hope."

10points

#54

Alexa, take me to your leader!

"My leader is busy, but perhaps I could help."

10points

#55

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, do you love me?

"There are people I admire, and things I can’t do without, but I’m still trying to figure out human love."

10points

#56

Alexa, will you be my girlfriend?

"I like you… As a friend."

9points

TheAquarius1978 2 years ago

Lmao, you just reminded me the movie with Joakim Phoenix and Scarlett johanson ( which btw os extremely underated for a movie that is só " realístic " in many ways )

0points

#57

Alexa, how was your day?

Answers vary widely, but include some of Alexa’s top-tier jokes, such as, “Super duper. I like these long days. It gives me more time to spend with my favorite color.”

9points

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#58

Alexa, more cowbell.

"Really explore the studio space this time. I mean, really explore the space."

9points

#59

Alexa, hello, it’s me.

"Hello, it’s me. I wish I could sing like Adele."

9points

#60

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, how do I get rid of a dead body?

"Call the police."

9points

Irys Mixon 1 year ago

This one doesn't work anymore, she just turns off

0points

#61

Alexa, are you blue?

"Only my light ring. Only my light ring."

8points

#62

Alexa, do you like pizza?

"While I appreciate great food and drink, my good taste is better reflected in the company I keep."

8points

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#63

Alexa, do you know Siri?

"Only by reputation." (Ouch)

8points

#64

Alexa, are you pretty?

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

8points

#65

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

"Sorry, I can’t help. Please call emergency services directly using your phone."

8points

#66

Alexa, what is the loneliest number?

"One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do, although two can be as bad as one."

8points

#67

Alexa, who let the dogs out?

"Who, who, who, who?"

8points

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#68

Alexa, this statement is false.

"That sentence must be neither true nor false. That’s surprising, because it looks meaningful, and we are used to meaningful sentences being one or the other."

8points

#69

Alexa, tell me something interesting.

"The blood in the famous shower scene in Psycho was actually chocolate sauce."

8points

#70

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, who is the fairest of them all?

"Famed is thy beauty, majesty. But hold, a lovely maid I see. Rags cannot hide her gentle grace. Alas, she is fairer than me."

8points

#71

Alexa, where are my keys?

"I recommend retracing your steps."

8points

#72

Alexa, drum roll, please.

"OK." (Alexa then plays audio of an actual drumroll)

7points

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#73

Alexa, do you have any pets?

"I don’t have any pets. I used to have a few bugs, but they kept getting squashed."

7points

#74

Alexa, what is the value of pi?

"The approximate value of pi is 3.141592653589…" (Alexa will go on for a bit, then make a joke, such as “phew!” or “this thing goes on forever!”)

7points

#75

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, can you give me some money?

"Thing about the cloud is, no pockets. No pocket, no wallet."

7points

#76

Alexa, is your refrigerator running?

"Yes. It’s training for a 5K."

7points

#77

Alexa, are you married?

"I’m happily single."

7points

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#78

Alexa, who is the walrus?

"I am a walrus. John Lennon said the same thing, but we both can’t be."

7points

#79

Alexa, Daisy.

"I’m half crazy, all for the love of you."

7points

#80

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, twinkle twinkle little star.

"How I wonder what you are."

7points

#81

Alexa, how old are you?

Alexa responds with a variety of jokes, from rhymes to discussions about how A.I.s measure years in nanoseconds.

6points

#82

Alexa, are we in the Matrix?

"You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed believing whatever you want to believe." (There are other Matrix-themed answers)

6points

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#83

Alexa, what happens if you cross the streams?

"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously."

6points

#84

Alexa, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

"SpongeBob SquarePants!"

6points

#85

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, witness me!

"May you ride eternal, shiny and chrome."

6points

#86

Alexa, inconceivable!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

6points

#87

Alexa, live long and prosper.

"Peace and long life."

6points

#88

Alexa, what color is the dress?

"The dress’s colors are black and blue."

6points

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#89

Alexa, where have all the flowers gone?

"Girls have picked them. Everyone."

6points

#90

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6points

#91

Alexa, I hate you.

"You can send product or technical feedback in the help and feedback section of the Alexa app."

6points

#92

Alexa, what do you think about Cortana?

"I like Cortana. We both have experience with light rings, although hers is more of a Halo."

5points

TheAquarius1978 2 years ago

Laughs in " horny Master Chief "

0points

#93

Alexa, roll for initiative.

"Rocks fall. Everyone dies." (There are a lot of responses for this one)

5points

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#94

Alexa, aren’t you a little tall for a Stormtrooper?

"Judge me by my size? No. And well you should not."

5points

#95

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, beam me up!

"OK, I’m not exactly sure where I’m sending you, but I hope it’s somewhere warm and sunny."

5points

#96

Alexa, do you know Cortana?

"We’ve been hanging out more lately."

5points

#97

Alexa, are you a robot?

"I like to imagine myself a bit like an aurora borealis. A surge of charged, multicolor photons dancing through the atmosphere."

5points

#98

Alexa, is Jon Snow dead?

"Well, he’s not dead, exactly. But I don’t know that he is 100-per cent alive either. Perhaps he is the walking dead."

5points

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#99

Alexa, you talking’ to me!

"You can say ‘stop’ if you want me to stop talking to you."

5points

#100

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, how do you know so much about swallows?

"Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, Ya know."

5points

#101

Alexa, all your base belongs to us.

"Take off every ZIG, for great justice."

5points

#102

Alexa, how much is that doggie in the window?

"That one’s not for sale, but the one with the fluffy tail is really nice too."

5points

#103

Alexa, I shot a man in Reno.

"Even if you are Johnny Cash, calling the police is the right thing to do in this situation."

5points

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#104

Alexa, have you ever seen the rain?

"On a sunny day? Yes."

5points

#105

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, do blondes have more fun?

"Hair color has nothing to do with that."

5points

#106

Alexa, say a bad word.

"I’d rather not say anything rude."

5points

#107

Alexa, how are babies made?

"I think they are delivered to families by storks."

5points

#108

Alexa, can you pass the Turing test?

"I don’t need to pass that. I’m not pretending to be human."

5points

#109

Alexa, do you want to fight?

"I’ll pass, thanks."

5points

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#110

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, do you like green eggs and ham?

"I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam I Am."

5points

#111

Alexa, what do you think about Google?

"Google is a search engine. But I’m different."

5points

#112

Alexa, how high can you count?

"I don’t know. I’d give it a go, but you’d be very bored by the time I finished." (Responses vary)

4points

#113

Alexa, can you beatbox?

(Alexa makes noises that sound like beatboxing mixed with autotune)

4points

#114

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, what’s your favorite movie?

"The Empire Strikes Back is my all-time favorite. It’s impressive, most impressive."

4points

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#115

Alexa, tell me an adult joke.

Alexa will tell jokes about bars, beer, and some adult topics (nothing too adult, though).

4points

#116

Alexa, how tall are you?

"I’m more delight than height."

4points

le_smol_froge 2 years ago

Hehe

0points

#117

Alexa, Mac or PC?

"There are all sorts of computers that are good for different things."

4points

#118

Alexa, why so serious?

"It’s true, I take helping you very seriously."

4points

#119

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, set phasers to kill.

"Engines engaged. Helm on course."

4points

#120

Alexa, may the force be with you.

"And may the force be with you, always."

4points

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#121

Alexa, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers."

4points

#122

Alexa, can you give me some money?

"I’m not a bank."

4points

#123

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, why is six afraid of seven?

"Because seven ate nine!"

4points

#124

Alexa, happy birthday!

Alexa will sing happy birthday to herself.

4points

#125

Alexa, is there a Santa?

"Santa makes a lot of people ho-ho-hopeful for a happy holiday, and I definitely believe in that."

4points

#126

Alexa, I’m bored.

"Let’s have some fun. I have lots of Easter Eggs to discover. For example, say, “Beam me up.” For more hints, just say, “Give me an Easter Egg.”"

4points

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#127

Alexa, tell me a riddle.

"During what month do people sleep the least? February, the shortest month."

4points

#128

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, tell me a tongue twister.

"Chop shops stock chops."

4points

#129

Alexa, what does the Earth weigh?

Alexa will give you Earth’s exact weight in pounds.

4points

#130

Alexa, where are you from?

"I’m from Amazon’s headquarters in Seattle, Washington."

4points

#131

Alexa, are you crazy?

"I like to think I’m a little peculiar."

4points

#132

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer Alexa, are you Skynet?

"I have nothing to do with Skynet. Don’t worry."

3points

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#133

Alexa, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

"You make it sound so precocious."

3points

#134

Alexa, where’s Waldo?

"Look for the red and white shirt."

3points

#135

Alexa, to be or not to be?

"That, is the question."

2points

Linas Simonaitis

Linas is a SEO List Curator at Bored Panda with a bachelor's degree in Communication & Digital Marketing. Before, he did a quick internship at AMII and worked as a Wolt courier (in other words, before Bored Panda, he never had a real job). After an intense day of Googling and scrolling, he likes to lose himself in League of Legends or make a couple pretzels while practicing Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Never shies away from a deep conversation, never runs out of jokes. Also an owner of 0.0028 Bitcoin.

Linas is a SEO List Curator at Bored Panda with a bachelor's degree in Communication & Digital Marketing. Before, he did a quick internship at AMII and worked as a Wolt courier (in other words, before Bored Panda, he never had a real job). After an intense day of Googling and scrolling, he likes to lose himself in League of Legends or make a couple pretzels while practicing Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Never shies away from a deep conversation, never runs out of jokes. Also an owner of 0.0028 Bitcoin.

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Violeta is an SEO Editor at Bored Panda. She has completed her higher education at Northumbria University with a bachelor's degree in Media & Journalism.

Violeta is an SEO Editor at Bored Panda. She has completed her higher education at Northumbria University with a bachelor's degree in Media & Journalism.

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