the memories that these parents will create make me happy for that kid :)))

Please tell me they got rescued!

This is iconic

"I PRONOUNCE YOU FIREPAW" "COMMENCE LEADER-APPRENTICE NOSE BOOP!"

Work smarter, not harder

Unlike Rose, she kept her promise to never let go.

I can hear this picture

Adopt, adapt and improve

Aren't some vehicles exempt? Like police, fire and funeral?

We need this everywhere

Ouch!

Keep on pushing little dude, you're almost there

It's not his fault, a cat suddenly crossed the road... :D

Oh my

It's ok when the popo does it but not for others

Your Ubers have arrived

Oh yes! Makes sense... Not. 🙈

If I drill another hole in the bottom of the boat the water can drain through it.

Out of shot is a representative of North Dakota charging the other way, about to lock horns.

Alvin and the Chipthugs

ǝɯoɔlǝʍ ǝɹ’no⅄

It would have been grate if you built that anywhere else but there

This is very similar to one of the adapted trolleys they use at my local supermarket. Only difference is instead of the bike pedals, it has a motor.

You're all stupid, They're gonna be *lookin'* for army guys.

Us Brits will take whatever sun we can get.

She will be burned to a crisp in approximately 5 minutes. I know because I have the same skin tone. My family comes from a long line of pasty white people. :)

She ran out of gas on the way to the beach

England?

I mean no, not ever, but if I was going to do it, surely you would not straddle the road? There's stupid and stupider.

Crime scene…?

When you don't have a yard.

When I asked for a pasty, this is not what I expected

That's dedication to a mission right there!

Un besoin urgent

hen do prank

Shows up to the ER. Triage nurse: "So how did you get your ankles crushed again"?

I need to move there. I live in the south in the US and I had to go to the ER at work today due to heat exhaustion. The sun and I do not get along

a friend (we're from the middle east) literally became white after 10 yrs in the UK. his complexion just became lighter and lighter. his wife (scottish) called me one day to tell me '(he) is so white it's now 14C and he's outside trying to catch some sun rays.'

Not sure this is a neighbourhood you'd want to live in.

I worry for her lower legs.

You gotta take advantage of the 3 days of cloudless sky a year they get over there

All’s fine & dandy, until a dog decides to pee on her! 😂

Thymidine dimers

Um, was it a street closure day?