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Ask kids what's their favorite celebration of the year, and the chances are you’ll hear Halloween over and over again. Because it needs no explanation: from trick or treating to the twenty-four-hour-long candy-eating marathon, it’s just a dream come true.

No wonders so many kids go bananas on the spookiest night of the year. From pulling off the craziest costumes an adult would never come up with to carving pumpkins in a way that’s just nowhere in the books, you can’t help but wonder how creative, fun, and basically genius these little daredevils actually are.

We wrapped up some of the most hilarious pics of kids celebrating Halloween who made their parents laugh, so enjoy!

#1

This Kid Was A Fart For Halloween

This Kid Was A Fart For Halloween

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Jack
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*in Gru’s voice* I said I wanted to be a Dart 🤦‍♀️

Jennifer Norton
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What I love about this is you know that kid told his mom he wanted to be a fart and the mom had to figure out how to translate that to a costume. She then nailed it. This is great parenting!

Deborah Harris2
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just noticed his little blue horn thing I wonder if it makes a farting noise if so this kid is going places 🤣

Random Panda
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's exactly what it is. It's a Despicable Me fart gun. I know, because I have one. LOL.

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RajunCajun
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just cant with this..... this kid needs to win something.

Rylosalex
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first I thought "Pigpen?"

Leslie Donsen
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He could also be Pig-Pen from Charlie Brown.

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    #2

    I Put My Son In A Halloween Onesie Without Thinking Much About It And Gave Myself A Heart Attack At 2am

    I Put My Son In A Halloween Onesie Without Thinking Much About It And Gave Myself A Heart Attack At 2am

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    Casey Burns
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scariest place on a baby.

    #3

    My Daughter Got To Wear A Costume During Gymnastics Practice And This Is What She Chose

    My Daughter Got To Wear A Costume During Gymnastics Practice And This Is What She Chose

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    Virgil Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if men had actually lived I'm the dinosaur age if dinos would have gone extinct anyway because we would have had cravings for those giant drumsticks. Jurassic Fried Ur-chicken.

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    RandomHumanBean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some one at my school was in that. he could barely sit at the desk. the class was filled with the inflating adn deflating noise. then the chicken and someone in an inflatable dinosaur costume had a boxing match in science class lol

    NeitherNor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I very much want to see the video of this practice...

    d-w-a-e-k-k-i
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend wore the same one to school

    Oddly Me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A chicken trying to do gymnastics...we need to see a video of this.

    Sem Kix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're totally right!nice costume.i would've done the same

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    To find out more about an expert’s take on making the most out of Halloween as a family, we spoke with pediatric dietitian and feeding expert Rachel Rothman, MS, RD, CLEC, who is the author of Nutrition in Bloom. According to Rothman, Halloween can be so much fun with kids!

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    But it’s no secret that when it comes to candy, many parents feel fearful. “But as I explain here, there is no need. It's quite easy to turn candy into something fun,” the pediatric dietitian argues. Her tips are: “create a graph with all the candy they received: did you get more chocolate or chewy fruity candy? Which candy do you have the most of?” Another great tip is to have a candy taste test: “describe the 5 senses while eating candy. Ask, ‘how does it smell/taste/feel/sound/look?’”

    #4

    This Kid Wanted To Be A "Shirt" For Halloween

    This Kid Wanted To Be A "Shirt" For Halloween

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    L.A. Trefry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw another pic online of a little boy who wanted to be "pants" -- they should meet up.

    Joshua Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, shirts are far better than pants. Just ask Winnie the Pooh! 🤪

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    Jennifer Norton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw another picture somewhere of some kid that wanted to be jeans for Halloween. Ah kids.... gotta love it

    Ahimsa Soul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If happiness has a face, it's that one. What an absolute cutie!

    Jerry Mathers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid is a genius! I never considered dressing up as apparel. And this opens so many doors. Next year, I'm going as a door hinge! Year after, a twig! I feel like I have just taken a tiny sip from the Cup of Knowledge and had my conscience opened up in the area of potential Halloween costumes.

    Minath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a kid a few years ago whose costume was a pair of jeans.

    too indesicive to choose name
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This child needs to meet up and become BFFs with that other kid who went as pants.

    Nicole Tomme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is beyond adorable.

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    #5

    Just Don't Read The Fine Print

    Just Don't Read The Fine Print

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    waddles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want a hug from satan

    Shari Dubs
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, to make this creepier, he's wearing a graduation robe indicating a PhD in theology. https://www.graduationsource.com/blog/phd-graduation-gown-colors-mean/

    Robert B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that creepy? Of course Dr. Satan is a theologian.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free hug is a free hug, I'm not picky

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is honestly very cute.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog's farts often feel like a hug from Satan. Very brimstoney. 😬

    NeitherNor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dyslexic Santa's not looking so good these days... 😟

    Jenny Connors
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recognize this area…this is in the infamous Salem, MA

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just because you are bad guy, does not mean you are bad guy."

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    #6

    My Kid Found A Better Use For Out Halloween Wine Holder At The Cookout Tonight

    My Kid Found A Better Use For Out Halloween Wine Holder At The Cookout Tonight

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    Lea Panthera
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hmm...why does this bread taste like it's spiked?"

    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you stealing food from a skull? :D

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    Nicole Tomme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen a skeleton with nice buns before.

    Rylosalex
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised that it isn't a sandwich

    Idalia May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is the skeleton from The Last Unicorn.

    Yae Miko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gulp gulp gulp gulp vibes.

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    Moreover, pumpkins (the staple of Halloween) have so many incredible uses. Some of Rothman’s favorites include: “talk about how pumpkins are grown from just a flower on a vine, and how the pumpkin takes shape in a garden.” Another way to make the best use of pumpkins is to let it rot to talk to kids about decomposition.

    “Carve a pumpkin and roast pumpkin seeds, then bake the pumpkin and use the inside to make these chocolate pumpkin muffins, this cheesy pumpkin casserole or even a simple pumpkin butter,” Rothman shared.

    #7

    Left My Son Alone With The Decorations

    Left My Son Alone With The Decorations

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    Lea Panthera
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mike is experiencing the weirdest sensations and enjoying them. Sully on the other hand...well, we don't know what happened to him. Oh, well!

    Federico Guerrero-Isaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, he is the most suitable to handle decorations during Halloween.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be allowed to help out every year. This is awesome.

    Porpoisepower
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mike and that Skelton seem to be having a very very good time

    EvilNob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first picture where I nearly laughed.

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one with a baby cyclops coming out of a skeleton's loins...

    Chihuahua Mama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From an obstetrical point of view, that is pretty terrifying! Mike is not only breach (feet first) but there's also no way his head is fitting through that pelvis!

    Shyla Bouche
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at me! I'm on the internet!

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    #8

    My Kid Wanted To Be A Cup Of Mac N Cheese For Halloween

    My Kid Wanted To Be A Cup Of Mac N Cheese For Halloween

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    Nicole Tomme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is cute. It is cheesy. It is PERFECT.

    Noah Libitsky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I literally did the same thing 3 years ago

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    #9

    I Decided To Scare The Grownups This Year

    I Decided To Scare The Grownups This Year

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pretty inflated tangerine, yes.

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    Having said that, it’s impossible not to notice that Halloween has become a consumerism-driven celebration. Rothman confirmed that “anyone that lives in the US and shops the month before Halloween knows how insane the options have become: the decorations, the costumes, the candy.”

    “Yes, I do think Halloween has become consumerist, but every family has a right to celebrate (or not celebrate) the holiday in whatever way they choose. It is also an opportunity to model the kind of behavior we want kids to adopt, and learn that candy isn't something to be revered or demonized, it's just one of the many forms of food in the world,” the dietician explained.

    #10

    Part Of The Halloween Display My Wife And Kids Put Together

    Part Of The Halloween Display My Wife And Kids Put Together

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    Peeka_Mimi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a mark of aging, when you start empathize with the slashers.

    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, no way no how. They're right.

    Pride Bean️‍
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love horror movies and yes those teens deserved it.

    Lillian Tracy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freddy is a pedo. Just. Something to consider.

    Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even into horror movies, but even I agree.

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    #11

    Can You Guess Who Won The Halloween Costume Contest?

    Can You Guess Who Won The Halloween Costume Contest?

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    Gin. No tonic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiderman? Butterfly? Tshirt no. 15?

    Life With Pain.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the right. That's so cool. A nap and a win

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, if this was Prop Hunt, I'd say the palm tree in the back. Or the fence.

    SquiddoDiddo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT KID RIGHT THERE DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN OBVIOUSLY

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    #12

    My Brother's Kid Is Running Around The House Like This Giving Me The Wiggins

    My Brother's Kid Is Running Around The House Like This Giving Me The Wiggins

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    ThreeAngryLlamas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my students wore this same costume, this year. It was hilarious. He's my favourite kid.

    Deborah B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Win the "pretend to be a halloween decoration, then move and scare the c**p out of people" prize every year.

    Lamont-rules-the-world
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im pretty sure that costume is from a Halloween movie correct me if I’m wrong.

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, this is Sam from the movie Trick or Treat!

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    Mimi La Souris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    remind me "El orfanato", beautiful scary movie

    Casey Burns
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the sack man! Do do do-do do, do-do do.

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    “For my family, the holiday is about being together as a family and watching my kids light up putting on their costumes,” Rothman shared and added that “this year, it was so much fun to run into schoolmates when we were out trick or treating.”

    #13

    My Son Works At A Tire Shop. This Is The Pumpkin He Carved

    My Son Works At A Tire Shop. This Is The Pumpkin He Carved

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    Mouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That shape is the tire pressure warning light on the dash of many cars. If you see it, one of your tires may be low on air. Might even be the spare tire. If it flashes for a while when it first comes on a sensor is out. I know this because I refuse to pay Toyota $250 to fix a sensor when I can just check the air myself.

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    Dr. W.D. Gaster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like the iridescent backsplash

    Belinda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same, looks like its abalone shell

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very appropriate and terrifying at the same time.

    JosephTheBookCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god, my tire pressure is low! I'm doomed!

    Justin Kantner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a "low battery" exclamation mark for me, haha!

    Jojo Armani
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The exclamation mark ❗️ No!!! 😱

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    #14

    Daughter Picked Out Masks And Weapons To Scare Mom When She Gets Home From Work. I Love My 6 Year Old

    Daughter Picked Out Masks And Weapons To Scare Mom When She Gets Home From Work. I Love My 6 Year Old

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    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you have fun in the dog house.

    Ahimsa Soul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I love the scary faces and then the "Disney Princess" toothpaste on the counter!

    #15

    My Daughter When She Said She Wanted To Be A Transformer For Halloween

    My Daughter When She Said She Wanted To Be A Transformer For Halloween

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    KJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some parents forget who will pick out your retirement home.

    Trophy Husband
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't plan to live that long. I have a deal with fate, I get to die before needing help going to the bathroom and before any of my kids die, and otherwise fate can choose to take me out whenever it wants to

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    Robert B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on her face. It may become permanent.

    Hannah Hudson-Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Points deducted for not putting her hair in two coils. #PhysicsJoke

    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the buzzing noise from here 🙃

    Ahimsa Soul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the kid is dressed as a Dad Joke?

    Nikki Ford
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think she may have meant the robots 🤣

    Banned_User
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's what she meant.... lol

    DKS 001
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does she go around saying, "Exterminate! Exterminate the Doctor!" ?

    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a water heater. LOL.

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    #16

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    Tinykame
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a great costume idea

    Devon Archer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dress a child up as an extended car warranty and see what follows.

    #17

    Always Check Your Kid’s Halloween Haul, You Never Know What Things Sickos Might Try To Sneak In

    Always Check Your Kid’s Halloween Haul, You Never Know What Things Sickos Might Try To Sneak In

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    TheHalloweenTeen
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's not wrong. This Halloween I got a religious comic strip where people are in an airplane, airplane crashes, angels take them to God or someone to get judged, and they tell him about them helping people in another country and that they were good people. But God said because they helped other people of not the same faith, they were disloyal and would go to hell like everyone else not Christian or not a loyal Christian. It ended with the people being thrown into fire by angels and at the end of the comic/pamphlet it was telling me to convert to Christianity or I'd go to hell. And wrapped in the paper was an almond joy.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the hell did Jesus say"only help people who believe what I say" pretty sure his message was love everyone, even those you don't like. Maybe especially them

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    Yeah, okay.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is someone who ran out of candy and decided to lighten up the pantry.

    Alice In Hell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that...though I always ended up giving out granola bars, not canned wieners lol.

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    Bob La Capra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wanted to give out individual packets of instant oatmeal

    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How instant are they? Do you add water? Asking for a friend 😗

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    Mam cymraeg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really should though my daughters friend found a 3 inch needle in hers

    Alice In Hell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This year folks are finding Nerds marijuana candies in kids candy haul...in both the US and Canada. They found and arrested the pieces of s**t here in Canada. What is wrong with people?! Geezus

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    Dr. W.D. Gaster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a Twinkie? Gimme that Twinkie.

    Thomas E S Thomas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuuuummy! Gimmy five minutes with my hibachi and we'll have kabob.

    Tanya Loewen-Watson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be glad it’s not candy laced with THC found in our neighborhood this year! Culprits were arrested!

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    #18

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    Nicole Tomme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top of fridge. Don't think age. Think height.

    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 8-9, I didn't even know how old my father was. I did a "contest" to make sure he was of age and he wrote down "35". I wasn't even born yet but I didn't know that at the time. LOL.

    Ghaniyah Verma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: the 39 year old is dumber

    #19

    My Kids Put Up Halloween Decorations And I Found This Jerk Pooping In My Plant Pot. He Looks Very Pleased With Himself

    My Kids Put Up Halloween Decorations And I Found This Jerk Pooping In My Plant Pot. He Looks Very Pleased With Himself

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    #21

    Mmmm, What A Score

    Mmmm, What A Score

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    Cherry M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I‘d love to get those! They are delicious and quite more expensive than typical candy (at least where I live). Getting them for free would be a score!

    waddles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude that exact product actually SLAPS- i swear by every oink in my life

    Do-nut touch da donut
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I legi5 thought oink was a typo.. then i saw ur profile pick

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd actually prefer the seaweed.

    Jackie Stubitsch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granddaughter loves that stuff! It's a regular at the grocery store!

    Alice In Hell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with my grandson..he used to eat a couple a day until I googled what all that iodine does to the body after awhile...he now eats one every other day.

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    Trophy Husband
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid got a packet of instant coffee... Not decaf...

    Lo Kindred
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from the neighbor who forgot to turn the porch light off

    Merbear
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually really like seaweed

    Laura Ford-Everett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA I have that kid that would think that was awesome! Loves seaweedHAHAHA

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    #22

    My 6 Year Old's Solution For Keeping Ants From Invading The Jack-O-Lantern

    My 6 Year Old's Solution For Keeping Ants From Invading The Jack-O-Lantern

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    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you use an electric light, that might look fine. If you're using a real candle, you might set a fire.

    I_am_a_dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s stupid and works it ain’t stupid

    Heather Talma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it'd still look decent at night with the light shining through it.

    Seymoura Butts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put 1part elmers glue to 5 parts water and shake until it looks milky. Spray and exposed surfaces and no bug will touch it! I learned this tip from a florist friend.

    🧶𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣🪡
    3 years ago (edited)

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    It wasn't ants that destroyed my beautiful, specifically chosen pumpkins I'd planned to carve up this year...I'd left them on my porch til I was ready to carve them with my kiddo this past weekend before Halloween but what did I discover?! Every single pumpkin had their stem removed and there were small holes in them that, honestly, looked like a raccoon or a squirrel just drilled a hole and fücked it! The insides and guts were all cleared away and obviously eaten, too. Then I found my only white pumpkin on the ground, on its side, stem had already been knocked off the last time they came pumpkin raping but this time, instead of it being a hole in the side somewhere, they'd dug out the bottom part of the pumpkin that wound up looking like a pinched little b******e!

    Alice In Hell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow.. that's very descriptive.. better choice of words might have prevented the downvotes you are getting.

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    #23

    Happy Halloween! (My Kid Invented A New Halloween Centric Event That Involves Carving Butts Into Pumpkins)

    Happy Halloween! (My Kid Invented A New Halloween Centric Event That Involves Carving Butts Into Pumpkins)

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    Natasha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really feels like something my friends would do 😂

    Emma Moser
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've never seen the back of a jack-o-lantern, what would you expect?

    ThatOneWriter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, he must be on the same wavelength as my kid. All the monsters, etc he drew for school, he drew monster "butts" on the back of the page 😂

    Wendy Lampl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could get even more creative if turned to use the stem in the center.

    Jennifer Norton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay now next year I need to remember to do this!

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    #24

    dad_on_my_feet Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew (8) and his friend (9) didn't want to wait until an adult was there to watch them use a sharp knife so they used the backs of table spoons. The end result was pretty similar. But at least they found it absolutely hilarious.

    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that’s pretty nice! with me, there would be blood and a finger or two

    RedPepper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say practice makes perfect

    Natasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually looks more scary than a lot of the faces 😂😂

    urbibestie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that was my ten year old brother's pumpkin

    TurquoiseTzarina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pumpkin looks like it's laughing.

    Dorothy Stovall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, you're a good father for not insisting it be carved "right" or taking over. Takes a lot of patience to do that,

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    #25

    Our 8 Year Old Made Halloween Decorations This Morning And We Just Noticed This One She Put In The Window

    Our 8 Year Old Made Halloween Decorations This Morning And We Just Noticed This One She Put In The Window

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not funny....I read those words and now everything I touch turns green! Even worse I don't know how to monetize my new power. My keyboard is green...my mouse is green...MY SANDWICH NOOOOOO!

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    LonelyLola
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol... will i 'dye' blonde or brunette??? jst curious... ;p

    RedPepper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you start being dead, it's generally forever

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dye" as in "dye your hair"? That could actually be scary, depending on the color

    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this is a bit more friendlier than other chain letters i've seen :)

    cal has returned (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always wanted to dye my hair. Red, black, blue, or ALL OF THEM?

    Didn'tlikemyoldname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean if we don't look we'll die but we won't be dead FOREVER??????????//

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    #26

    Dad_At_Law Report

    Linda van der Pal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give both of them a timeturner! I don't see the problem... 😉

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A "Hermione with timeturner" costume would actually be a brilliant way for one kid to trick-or-treat each house twice in a row, especially if they enlisted both parents (and any siblings) so they could show up with different companions.

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    #27

    My Adorable Niece’s Halloween Spell Book

    My Adorable Niece’s Halloween Spell Book

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    #28

    brandonHrandall Report

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son does multiple sports because he chose that. He likes to do artistic things sometimes but doesn't have the passion for it like he does sports. But that's his choice. I try to get him to only do one at a time because I'm the one that has to make sure he gets everywhere on time. End of the day I let him make that choice though. Maybe this kid is the same

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    Pumpkin Spice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid shouldn't be playing that many sports if they don't enjoy it...

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this kid enjoys sport more than pumpkin carving.

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