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30 Times Kids Were Accidentally Hilarious By Giving ‘Alternative’ Names For Everyday Things
InterviewSome parents will agree that kids seem to grow up really fast, so everything they do, say, and accomplish becomes some of the most precious moments for adults. After the first steps and words, it becomes interesting to see how the kid is growing up and showing their evolving personality. Especially when kids are only learning about the world and expressing themselves verbally. This is why a lot of parents love to share the little language gems their children think of and use in life.
Bored Panda already presented some of the most hilarious words kids tend to call various everyday items. You can find these lists here, here and here. “Bless you box,” “Vampire State Building,” and “Rainbrella” are only a few funny examples revealing the language creativity of small kids. Following this, some more parents joined in and added some more whimsical words that their kids use, making everyone think that maybe these new versions are better than the original.
Which one of these are your favorite? Don’t forget to leave your thoughts in the comments down below!
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Even though it might seem that language is only one of many developing aspects through a kid’s childhood, it is one of the most important ones as it defines how later this kid will be able to express themselves, communicate and socialize, and learn. So it becomes crucial for parents to encourage their kids to express themselves as well as deepen this communication to the point where they will be able to use language properly.
My oldest couldn't say popcorn when he was little so anytime he requested some he would say cockporn. Was gutted when he learned the right way to say it
My niece couldn't pronounce a "TR" sound, and it can out as "F". Pretty funny when her dad got a new TRuck and she was telling everyone about it.
My friend’s son did that! He also had speech delays, so this lasted longer than it would most kids. Of course, he was a kid obsessed with anything with wheels. I loved taking him out for walks just to see his excitement. “Hell dum f*ck” was screamed repeatedly in a crowded playground. A friend brought a new toy....a bright yellow dump truck. I promptly bought him one of his own.
Load More Replies...You should hear how one of my little cousins pronounced the word "truck."
My oldest used to pronounce "truck" as "c**k" and that was pretty awkward for a while.
This is one of the best things I have ever heard in my life!
There could be a speech delay. My youngest had this issue and we didn't see improvement with him until he was 6 and spent two years in speech therapy for a hour a week.
Load More Replies...My oldest kid used to call it Friday Jr when he was little. The things kids say! Lol!
Before kids start to go to kindergarten and school, parents are the ones who are taking the role of the teacher. What can parents do to help their kids to develop their communication skills? First, it is crucial to talk to the kid while allowing them to respond back. Gradually adding new words and explaining their meanings will help to broaden a kid’s vocabulary. Reading is also known as one of the most helpful tactics in language development as it allows them to understand the difference between written and spoken language.
It is known that there are certain language development stages that help parents to understand whether a kid is reaching certain progress in their language learning. According to their age, a kid is expected to reach a certain milestone, and if they struggle to do so, a speech pathologist comes to help.
Bored Panda contacted Dr Diane Paul, who is a Director of Clinical Issues in SLP at The American Speech-Language-Hearing Association (ASHA), and asked her to share some more insights on kids’ language development. The specialist agreed that parents play a pretty important role in this situation.
According to Dr Paul, “parents’ communication with their children is vital to children’s development of oral/spoken language and signed language (for Deaf children). It is true that children acquire oral and signed language naturally, with no instruction (unlike reading and writing, which have to be taught). But children must hear or see and interact with others who use the same language to develop their natural ability. Another way of saying this is that ‘children who hear or see no language, learn no language.’”
The specialist also revealed what hides behind this silly word-making. “Alternative names can be attributed to many things, including young children’s (1) ability to pronounce certain sounds and sound combinations; they often substitute easier sounds for later developing sounds, e.g., ‘lun’ for ‘run’ or they omit certain sounds from words, e.g., ‘mik’ for ‘milk’; and (2) playfulness with language. As they play, they often produce novel words, e.g., ‘baby’ may become ‘bady,’ ‘bado,’ or ‘boby’ or they may string words together such as ‘baby bady bado boby.’”
The tendency to mispronounce words or create “replacements” for actual words decreases as kids start growing up. According to Dr Paul, what happens is that their creativity doesn’t disappear but rather becomes more “mature” including more elaborate “jokes and puns”.
We asked the specialist to share some of her favorite word “alternatives” that were created by little ones. “One of my favorites comes from a 2-year-old boy who referred to his older brother, ‘Nathan’ as ‘Nafano’ because he said that ‘Nafano’ sounded better. I also enjoyed hearing a child playing with a Sesame Street play set refer to both Bert and Ernie as ‘Bernie’”, revealed Dr Paul.
This would be normal in my house. My gf calls toes fingers or foot fingers when she can't remember the word. Aparently they use the same word in Polish and as her English is way better than my Polish, I'm not complaining. Plus it's kind of cute. She's just a bit more than 7 though!
Which disgusting vegetable? Surely you don’t mean broccoli!!! I practically live on that. Now if u were speaking of cauliflower, ok, nevermind.
My little one calls dandelion seed heads "dandypuffs" and now I can't call them anything else.
My 3 year old calls cucumber "Kumbaya's" and it cracks me up everytime
My daughter called pepperoni pizza "pepper-only pizza" and over a quarter of a century later, I still use that phrase weekly when possible
Awww cute! My dad said when in Italy don't ask for pepperoni pizza, cause they'll think you mean pepper-only pizza. A friend of his learnt this the hard way lol, apparently salami is the way to go!
Load More Replies...My two year old coined the term "whobody"...as in "Whobody left this here?" And honestly, it's pretty great.
Apparently when I was a kid and I was doing “what sounds do animals make” I would always say “roar” like “wo-wa”. It was apparently adorable and I still do it sometimes when I feel like it.
My step-son called his slippers his night-sandals, 27 years later he still hasn't lived it down.
I called moths ‘a little nuff’ when i was little and still do 😅
I used to call hamburgers "hang-a-burgers" when I was little. I always wondered why my mom called them that..then my sister informed me that I used to say it until I was about 4 yo and my mother thought it was so cute, it stuck.
Load More Replies...In our last home we had a stained glass door and our 3 year old grandson called it a flamingdingo and that's what I still call them Live that kid
My son called dinosaurs, "dangersaurs." I liked it so much that when I got him a dinosaur plushy, I called him, "Rodney." (Rodney Dangersaurus? I get no respect, I tell ya, no respect.)
When mine was four he used to say it was Froggy outside...(Foggy) and if we spun him around in the office chair "Stop mama, I'm busy, I'm busy" (Dizzy)
My first two grandsons independent of each other referred to anything with lights and sirens as a "wo-wo" so that is what they are 20 years later.
When my daughter was little she called ponytail holders dooy dooies and we still use it till this day. She's 17
A few months ago I finished crocheting a huge blanket and was joking around my 6-year-old nephew that he was going to have to put the blanket on the roof to cover the house and keep it warm. When I started crocheting a new blanket nephew referred to it as a “house cover”.
My daughter said polka dots as "polka Bots" she's 19 now and we still say polkabots she also then and now call over easy eggs as "runny eggs"
When we were moving, our 5 year old nephew wanted his room to be camo themed and wanted green and brown walls. When I told him he had to ask the landlord himself since it was his room he asked why. I explained that they were the ones who owned the house and got to make the major decisions. When he got to meet her and ask about his room, he said “um, since you are my Aunts new House Boss, she said I have to ask you….” I have not used the word landlord in almost 6 months and never will again.
Our little girl loves chinka sandwiches so we don't eat chicken sandwiches anymore. Her favourite bird is pink mingo :)
My mom used to go to a club every week for newcomers in the neighbourhood. I used to think it was called the "cucumber club".
My son used to say "eye-staches" for eye brows and "leg-pits" for the area behind your knees. :)
Nephew Charlie said 'mine' instead of 'my' for a good 3 years. I want mine toy, where mine binky, that's mine cookie. The funniest time was when we were on a road trip and I said, hey look that place is called Charlie's Bar. From the back seat we hear a tired voice say 'I want mine bar.'
One of my friends' kids calls octopuses applepuses, and one of them (who is now pretty much grown)called ankles winkles
One of nephews, when he was little guy, called chairs and sofas "sit downs" and pillows "lay downs." He is 22 now and we still refer to those things this way.
I called snow leopards "hazard lions" for a little while when I was about 5.
My little sister calls boobs pouches. My little brother says, “ Can I sit bee next to you?” Instead of can I sit next to you?
My little brother used to call watermelon stormcake because in The Very Hungry Caterpillar, he ate a big piece of watermelon and got a stomachache 😀
My daughter had a few: noughts and crosses was 'nuts and crackers', pins and needles was 'sequins and noodles', conkers were 'plonkers' and when we went for a holiday in Northumberland, she told people we'd been to 'No fumbling'
My little brother calls toothpaste, toothtast. also splash Dualies from splatoon, splash noodlies
My little one calls dandelion seed heads "dandypuffs" and now I can't call them anything else.
My 3 year old calls cucumber "Kumbaya's" and it cracks me up everytime
My daughter called pepperoni pizza "pepper-only pizza" and over a quarter of a century later, I still use that phrase weekly when possible
Awww cute! My dad said when in Italy don't ask for pepperoni pizza, cause they'll think you mean pepper-only pizza. A friend of his learnt this the hard way lol, apparently salami is the way to go!
Load More Replies...My two year old coined the term "whobody"...as in "Whobody left this here?" And honestly, it's pretty great.
Apparently when I was a kid and I was doing “what sounds do animals make” I would always say “roar” like “wo-wa”. It was apparently adorable and I still do it sometimes when I feel like it.
My step-son called his slippers his night-sandals, 27 years later he still hasn't lived it down.
I called moths ‘a little nuff’ when i was little and still do 😅
I used to call hamburgers "hang-a-burgers" when I was little. I always wondered why my mom called them that..then my sister informed me that I used to say it until I was about 4 yo and my mother thought it was so cute, it stuck.
Load More Replies...In our last home we had a stained glass door and our 3 year old grandson called it a flamingdingo and that's what I still call them Live that kid
My son called dinosaurs, "dangersaurs." I liked it so much that when I got him a dinosaur plushy, I called him, "Rodney." (Rodney Dangersaurus? I get no respect, I tell ya, no respect.)
When mine was four he used to say it was Froggy outside...(Foggy) and if we spun him around in the office chair "Stop mama, I'm busy, I'm busy" (Dizzy)
My first two grandsons independent of each other referred to anything with lights and sirens as a "wo-wo" so that is what they are 20 years later.
When my daughter was little she called ponytail holders dooy dooies and we still use it till this day. She's 17
A few months ago I finished crocheting a huge blanket and was joking around my 6-year-old nephew that he was going to have to put the blanket on the roof to cover the house and keep it warm. When I started crocheting a new blanket nephew referred to it as a “house cover”.
My daughter said polka dots as "polka Bots" she's 19 now and we still say polkabots she also then and now call over easy eggs as "runny eggs"
When we were moving, our 5 year old nephew wanted his room to be camo themed and wanted green and brown walls. When I told him he had to ask the landlord himself since it was his room he asked why. I explained that they were the ones who owned the house and got to make the major decisions. When he got to meet her and ask about his room, he said “um, since you are my Aunts new House Boss, she said I have to ask you….” I have not used the word landlord in almost 6 months and never will again.
Our little girl loves chinka sandwiches so we don't eat chicken sandwiches anymore. Her favourite bird is pink mingo :)
My mom used to go to a club every week for newcomers in the neighbourhood. I used to think it was called the "cucumber club".
My son used to say "eye-staches" for eye brows and "leg-pits" for the area behind your knees. :)
Nephew Charlie said 'mine' instead of 'my' for a good 3 years. I want mine toy, where mine binky, that's mine cookie. The funniest time was when we were on a road trip and I said, hey look that place is called Charlie's Bar. From the back seat we hear a tired voice say 'I want mine bar.'
One of my friends' kids calls octopuses applepuses, and one of them (who is now pretty much grown)called ankles winkles
One of nephews, when he was little guy, called chairs and sofas "sit downs" and pillows "lay downs." He is 22 now and we still refer to those things this way.
I called snow leopards "hazard lions" for a little while when I was about 5.
My little sister calls boobs pouches. My little brother says, “ Can I sit bee next to you?” Instead of can I sit next to you?
My little brother used to call watermelon stormcake because in The Very Hungry Caterpillar, he ate a big piece of watermelon and got a stomachache 😀
My daughter had a few: noughts and crosses was 'nuts and crackers', pins and needles was 'sequins and noodles', conkers were 'plonkers' and when we went for a holiday in Northumberland, she told people we'd been to 'No fumbling'
My little brother calls toothpaste, toothtast. also splash Dualies from splatoon, splash noodlies