Technically correct.

That is great and wise support from a 4yr old!

Always look at the bright side!

A BIG nice save!

So did I. But, plot twist. I was the younger one.

stuff gets eaten one way or another

Existential questions.

He had a plan!

Nice one kid, you'll never be disappointed.

yes sweetie, now let's use that international hand symbol for "what the f**k is this guy doing"

apply hot water to sore throat

well, did you?

Brutal!

Sweet revenge

You can feel the sarcasm.

He is always where he should be

HE is a zombie (you'll nail it)

oh but you see, she created you

Yas Queen!

A geologist in the making... (or gemologist!)

i liek to think people inherit their personalities from their parents =)

My little brother on the prospect of climbing snowdon when I suggested it because I wanted to: "I do not want to climb a mountain; that is not my dream"

When I turned 40 (in April) I dyed my naturally blonde hair bright "mermaid" turquoise. I saw my nephew (7yo) a few days later and he told me I looked the cheese he found in his fridge. Wow little dude, your mom went from blonde to purple 6 months ago...I can't imagine what he told her when she did that lol

Little pigs are cute!

I suddenly need a STOP BEING WRONG tee shirt and bumper sticker.

Will never happen.

When my husband was born, his sister had wanted him to be a girl. One day they were walking along the sidewalk with their mother and passed a woman with a baby girl. Nancy looked up at their mom and said, "See? You could have had one of THOSE!"

Being objective can be frustrating

It's always the ninja poop squirrels. (That's a rather unlikely sentence..)

It’s always going to be more exotic to take after someone remote and mysterious!

My 8 year-old nephew told me my new glasses made me look the oldest man in the world with the biggest nose in the world and put on my old glasses.

To EAT?!-Where did that come from!!

Never too young to learn to make your own breakfast, kid.

An attempt was made.

Who knows?

she has a point

don't worry there are more clownish ppl out there

My baby sis always runs away from our mom and calls her a monster everytime mom wears make-up 🤣

A practical mind

you see, that child from the queen post earlier might have a soulmate

reminds me of when we were stopped at traffic lights and my 5 year old read the billboard on the church on the opposite side of the intersection. It read in huge letters "JESUS SAVES" My son promptly asked "WHICH BANK?" The catch phrase of an annoyingly frequent ad on TV at the time.

It was during the Clinton/Bush Presidential race. My 3 year old had seen a bunch of Clinton ads on TV showing the Bush speech in which he said, “Read my lips…no new taxes…” She was standing at the top of the stairs eating Doritos when I came home from work one day and said, “Hey Daddy…Read my Chips!” followed by her hysterical laugh. I knew she’d never take life too seriously after that….