Chuckled

one of my childhood question. who made the first "star" like that

Haha omg this is hilarious! The last theory I heard was about how the moon is made from earth because a crazy fast object flew into the earth and tons of debris went in all directions and created the earth's spin with the moon being a big piece of earth debris

Once again, yup!

And he won. Chickens everywhere, not a single T-Rex

Friendzoned!

For the sun, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Given modern taxonomy rules, turtle was right the first time (toads are types of frogs, same way that birds are dinosaurs). Tortoises are a type of turtle, but I assume that this turtle is not a tortoise.

Would* (I'm going to die alone)

Usually at 2 am.

🎵Hakunaaa matataaa 🎵

... and here are 200 pix of fancy food I've eaten.

well, technically, it's not the first to arrive who wins

I've heard this as an insult to a person's child.....

I sympathize....

Its also called "childless by choise".

Bears beats Battlestar Galactica

The downside was not being able to tell their kids about it.

Sometimes, the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.

Lol I like how the baby looks like an egg

Dear writer, if this is your family, you should not see them anymore.

Moms gonna mom...

My dog lets me know when it's break time and time to clock out for the day. I'd otherwise be a workaholic as I hyper focus on a task until it's completed.

could have been worse

Traitor

Moral of the story: you will achieve great things through spite.

This is my mood today, and it helps to see it 😂

If I can go back in time, I will find this fish and trap it in an aquarium like submarine and sink it with the weights.

Hey, you know what they say: the friend zone is the second best zone

Going from fresh food to ashy, litteraly ashy kebbels.. i think we can all understand ❤️ my dog had cheese yesterday and eggs today

Tomorrow. Maybe.

And you scorched.

Person forgot dysentery 💩

Yup

Couples sometimes forget that single people manage every ducking little thing in life, by them self and often alone. That is a very different and overlooked challange

Chicken and beacon on the same plate? Imma continue the fight!!