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Alongside funny cat pics (a true classic!), we absolutely love to look at photos of hilarious and weird signs that people share online. They make us laugh, instantly boost our mood, and remind us of one simple fact—signmakers and what they create can be downright bizarre at times.

Enter, stage left, The Absurd Sign Project. It’s a popular Facebook group that does exactly what it says on the tin: it celebrates pics of the most absurd signs that have ever graced the internet. It’s the kind of stuff that’ll have you giggling and forwarding pics to your nearest and dearest in the middle of the day because who doesn’t enjoy having a good laugh?

Check out the funniest, most absurd signs, as shared by members of the ASP. Upvote your faves and be sure to let us know which of these you loved seeing the most, dear Pandas! Do you have any experiences with some super strange signs as well? We’d love to hear all about it. Meanwhile, read on for Bored Panda's interview with Craig Hey, one of the friendly administrators running the Facebook group.

Do you still have room for dessert? Wonderful! When you’ve enjoyed this list to the fullest, check out Bored Panda’s previous feature about the wonderfully wacky Facebook group right over here.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Need to show my hubby this. Even if he's early for the train he thinks he's "wasting time"

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    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please give me a hard slap the moment I start making calls to goat butter. Trust me, I'll be needing that.

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    Craig, one of the admins from The Absurd Sign Project, was kind enough to answer Bored Panda's questions. He said that the main focus of the project is making people laugh.

    "I think people like the humor you find with absurd signs. Others like seeing all the comments they get when they find an absurd sign," he explained what appeals to the members of the group.

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    love u
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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    Elsie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the panel identify however it likes and we will support it all the way.

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    "A good absurd sign is one that makes people laugh and people will remember, Craig told Bored Panda, adding that the most common mistake that signmakers make, in his experience, is "the translation into another language."

    We also chatted about the role of the team running The Absurd Sign Project, as well as their plans for the future. "The admins and mods just want to keep growing the group and seeing all the signs people find," he said.

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    "The biggest challenge is having members agree on what should and shouldn’t be allowed to be posted. But overall the group is full of great people," Craig praised the friendly community.

    "There is a lot of time that goes into managing the group. Christina and myself are very grateful that we have very dedicated mods who help a lot," he complimented his fellow admin and moderators.

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    Elsie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright, I'll just go somewhere else to have my emergency I guess

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    At the time of writing, The Absurd Sign Project was home to nearly 103k members. This is the second iteration of the project. Facebook had banned the previous group when it had 166k members. However, the community was reestablished in 2021 and is now continuing to thrive to this very day!

    The project is all about people sharing their love of authentic absurd signs, in all possible forms. “We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group,” the team running the community shares.

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    Craig, one of the group’s administrators, shared a bit about the community with Bored Panda during an earlier interview as well. He explained that The Absurd Sign Project doesn’t have to deal with a problem that’s all too common in many large Facebook groups. Namely, toxic users who revel in spreading chaos and misery.

    "Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down,” admin Craig shared with Bored Panda.

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    Green Machine
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man... I feel so bad for anyone that actually thinks they're pumpkins. >.<

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    "The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," the online community representative explained what type of content resonates the most with members of the Facebook group.

    According to administrator Craig, the real reason why there are so many hilarious and absurd signs out there is people’s desire to make each other laugh, not incompetence.

    "We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," the admin told us. "If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"

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    If you love the content and feel that the community is right up your alley, go on and apply to join in. You’ll have to answer a few quick questions after sending out a request and that’s it! However, you do have to promise to follow the Facebook group’s rules.

    In short, you have to follow the Golden Rule and try to not be a jerk to anyone else. Be courteous, polite, and kind. There’s zero tolerance for hate speech and bullying, promotions and spam. Meanwhile, the three things you shouldn’t discuss under any circumstances are politics, religion, and Covid-19. According to the team running the group, these topics create “unnecessary conflict.”

    “We strive for an entertaining and comfortable environment,” they point out.

    Meanwhile, there’s no room for signs that are photoshopped. The pics you post have to be authentic. Moreover, memes are disallowed, too. In other words, just focus on posting funny and absurd signs as they appear ‘in the wild.’

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    Previously, entertainment and pop culture expert Mike Sington from LA, explained to Bored Panda that no matter how much time passes and how internet trends change, one constant will be people’s love (and need) of humor. He said that humor is here to stay.

    "Funny thoughts, anecdotes, and memes are popular now, and will have staying power on the internet. People often go online for escapism, and humor has always provided that. I don’t foresee that changing," the expert told us.

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    Sarah SH
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister was walking home and not feeling well. She went into a convenience store asking if she could use the bathroom and they told her it was for customers only. As she turned to leave she threw up all over their floor.

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    "If something becomes popular quickly and seems to come out of nowhere, it’s more likely to be a passing fad," Mike noted about internet trends. "Long-term trends with staying power seem to build more slowly, but at a steady pace. Be careful of jumping on the 'bandwagon' yourself, just because something is popular in the moment. That’s the scenario that’s most likely to haunt you in the future.”

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    Kate Smith
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the persons pain behind this sign! I've wanted to write something similar many times when people can't seem to understand the difference between an ashtray and a bin - or ignore both and check stuff on the ground or in pot plants (grrrrrrr)

    Ali H M Salehuddin
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bin is for cigarettes only and this comment section is for commenting not to throw cigarettes throw cigarettes in bin not in comment section do not put comment in cigarette bins

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    Taylor Wright
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *drops cigeret on floor aw man not another one here come the popo*

    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Butte there's a hole in the bucket dear Lisa, dear Lisa🎶

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many word. Made I confusing. No time. Leave done smoke stick on ground

    Doug Steiner
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Floors go inside. Ground is outside. Cigarette buts go in the bucket. Trash goes in the can. School is out.

    Cammy Cat
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've clearly had issues with this bucket and cigarette butts

    mark glass
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Venn Diagram of people who still smoke and those who read signs this verbose likely has just about zero overlap.

    Brandy Pace
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it catches on fire from all the cigarettes being in the bucket, will someone get in trouble for putting water in there to put it out?

    Laura Williams
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I hate when people are so stupid they need lots of instruction on simple things.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously this person has had to deal with people who don't know the difference between a trash can, butt bucket and the floor. Wonder if they confuse the curtains and toilet paper too... 🤔

    elcee
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bahaha this is like every complaint email I've ever written to a company

    Su Boddie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have to hear it 7 times before it sinks in. On the other hand, too many people don't read, don't care.

    dec
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Channelling the great overhead speakers sequence in Flying High

    O.M.Miki
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait..so i put the cigarettes where again....? it wasn't explained clearly.

    Kat Jenkins
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not ask this person for directions. They will still be talking after the event is over, everyone else has gone home, and the event has been memorialized on Facebook.

    Annie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief! This gave me a headache. I think my cig's on the floor now.

    Luuta
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how do I know it's a bucket and not really a trashcan? Just because it says it is, doesn't prove it is. Assuming it's really a trash can, then by a process of elimination the thing it is calling a trash can is actually the bucket. In which case, putting cigarettes in one and trash in the other is completely wrong. Unless it is true to disbelieve this sign, but that someone else swapped it for the one on the bucket, in which case, the swap was actually made on the trashcan and therefore it is entirely reasonable to assume that the misleading sign has actually and accidentally been correct and that this is, indeed the bucket and the other is the trashcan.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We would have needed this at the last place I worked at.

    Oskar vanZandt
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "CIGARETTE BUTTS ONLY" should suffice... Reminds me of the uneccesary signs I keep seeing in loos where there is a list as long as my arm saying what not to throw in the toilet rather than "TOILET PAPER ONLY".

    Wednesday Anderson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the way people are. Even with this sign, people are still going to throw butts on the ground and trash in the butt can

    Lisa Valen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...cigarettes are not trash? And trash cans aren't...wait, I'm confused. What if the floor walks away? Where does that leave the trash that isn't and the bucket?

    Sue Denham
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have saved a lot of effort there with "No Smoking" instead.

    Savannah Finn
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do you think the cigarette butts are supposed to go in the bucket

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't help but start hearing Mojo Jojo from the Powerpuff Girls in my head.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'll be damned. This bucket is for cigarette butts! *puts bucket on head*

    Jill Hojnacki
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet, not a single word about ensuring they are extinguished, first.

    Pascale Pierloot
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, just put that cigarette anywere you like...and if they catch you...say, No inglese.

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    Meanwhile, Professor Lisa McLendon, from the University of Kansas, told Bored Panda during an earlier interview that “clarity and brevity are essential” when making any sign… if your goal is to efficiently communicate your desired message to your intended audience.

    “You only have a second or two to get your message across, so you want people to understand quickly with zero confusion," the professor said.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They couldn't spell Surströmming? "The process of fermenting the fish creates a strong rotten egg smell." - one or more reliable sources.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the bad part that it's your own poo? I didn't know the only problem was whose poo you're throwing.

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    Elsie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything except the writing in brackets makes sense. The writing in brackets really doesn't sit well with me.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's horrid. I can imagine a psycho tailor with a sewing machine with some human legs underneath

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    Tara Moov
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But I feel fine --" "Read the sign, lady!" "Ok, ok" (hurk)

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    Esha
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for letting us know! I had no idea what do with it!

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    love u
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh this makes sense because it probably clogs the drains

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    kathoco
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it sounds funny, but French tacos are a thing (quite different from other tacos) and this chain invented them. So the sign is accurate, but I get why it’s funny.

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    Solid Pileo
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall follow thine commandment to its utmost fulfilment.

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    Izzy Curer
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I'm having a lot of synchronicities today... Don't ask. It's weird, and it involves bees.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh im confused, this is standard where i live, seems like basic hygiene

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    Salad.
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “One sister for sale, One sister for sale, One crying and spying young sister for sale."

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    Faith Nicole
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they spelled damn right Everybody leaves the N out. So thank you for that (a pet peeve of mine)

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    JoJo Knows Stuff
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not strange. Means that there are driveways ahead that people can't see out of well when they pull out due to terrain.

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why this is funny. This is the same as “Please queue up”.

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents spanked me as a child. As a result they now live in the cheapest nursery home I did find.

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