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Ahhh, the wonderful Thanksgiving traditions - cozy family time, delicious turkey, and a day off at work. It all seems well and fine, but in reality, it is more like stuffing yourself up until the point you cannot move anymore at the Thanksgiving dinner, drinking that one too many glasses of wine and petty arguing with relatives. Thankfully, instead of being all sullen about it, you can always relate your problems with millions of people on the Internet and their hilariously funny Tweets.

So, are you ready to stuff yourself more than that turkey on the table and tackle every inappropriate topic with your family? Well, it's not like you have much choice over it... But before you get all annoyed, take a look at the funny side of it, illustrated perfectly by these Thanksgiving jokes

Bored Panda has compiled a list of the best Tweets that capture the modern spirit of Thanksgiving holiday perfectly and will surely remind you of a situation or two from your experience. Vote for the best ones and share your stories in the comments! (h/t)

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AcousticGString
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same regarding all of these, except the 2nd sentence... I am a lesbian, but its not easier to find the right person.

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Christopher Oetker
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same but mine is pumpkin pie with no utensils, too much whipped cream and standing over the sink.

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Luis Milian
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you know is good food when the buttons on the shirt are struggling. LOL

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Katinka Min
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd have called that pic 'Where your roast really comes from....'

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Lorraine
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Family dog - only family member who doesn't judge you during Thanksgiving.

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Fandoms Rise
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmph! I don't even try to convince my family I don't eat like that unless it's a holiday because I eat like that EVERYDAY!

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Kanishka Rajawansha
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously.. The previous text in the thread is the last years wish text (and the blame is half mine coz even I haven't tried to contact them either)

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LauRa Morgan
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not even Friday, literally leaving dinner early for the shopping

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Jim Phoenix
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At times when we have Thanksgiving at my Grandma's house I wish I were able to drink beer so I wouldn't have to pay attention to her rantings about whaddever

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Shari H
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm, this year there will only be one uncle at Thanksgiving; that's a lot of pressure, I better buy him a few more bottles of wine.

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Teri Donovan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, unless your family is like mine and your kids are Lions fans while you are a Bears fan....

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Naima Ivansdóttir
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no it's not. i often wear an animal-themed onesie to spend time and share dinner with my cats.

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Fandoms Rise
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know! I get this feeling every time anyone talks to me! Stop asking me the same fricking questions about my school. This is a day off! FYI adults: kids hate to talk about anything that had to do with school, especially over the holidays! Here are some things that we might actually want to talk about (most of these are things that nerdy would want to talk about because I am a nerd so I know what they like to talk about the best): Absolutely any fandom that they love, new movies, their spirit animal, their favorite color, basically anything that actually has to do with their actual lives, not their school lives.

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Flora Polvado
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How you look sucking it in in front of the mirror v. How you really look.

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Carly Noelle
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dang, I'm so technologically inept at 14 that I don't even want to know how my grandchildren will tolerate me.

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol... just means ur spending quality time with your own awesome self!

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MADELEINE KIMBALL
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

haha yeeeess. The only way I can eat those is with a butload of brown sugar and butter... well as much as it takes to make it not taste like yams anymore! XD

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Cassie
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After Thanksgiving is a terrible time to start a diet since Christmas is right around the corner.

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Told My Mom I'd Bring The Wine For Thanksgiving Dinner...

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