The best thing about black friday is waking up at 9am, having coffee while watching YouTube vids of chaotic black friday shoppers from the safety and warmth of my couch.

After the inlaws were exposed to covid on friday, all plans cancelled. Thats exactly what we are doing today. After two years of cancelled Thanksgiving, it may become our new tradition.

So now your sisters husband is your stepson. And your dad is now mowing both your yards.

Racist uncle stuck in 1972: damn hippies

Or why I celebrate Thanksgiving with friends instead.

LOL! At my house it is customary for you to return to yours as soon as possible....

Eats PB&J, feet up, petting cat. Ahhhh....

Best 350 I'd spend all year.

The first picture is also "mum after the guests leave"

And probably never will.

It's weird but growing up we always seemed to tolerate racism or sexism from Grandpa because of his age. There really is no excuse for it however old you are. Just because you're old it doesn't give you a free pass to be an a$$hole.

This is SO my dad :D!! Every single time I visit he goes a huntin' for it.

Since half the country has gone mental, I'd be afraid that violence would ensue.

Hey guys I would like to announce that I'm an idiot. I only just realized that when my various family members say grace and say something like "thank you for this food and the hands that prepared it" they're probably not just talking about the one or two people who cooked/prepped the meal. They probably mean to thank the farmers and all kinds of people. Better late than never, I guess 🤦‍♀

Amen

Ohhh, feel the burn.

Trust me, you don't want to participate in the conversation that would follow this comment. !!!

No, it's just the one day of the year we celebrate it. The rest of the year we just don't really talk about it.

Narrator: The husband was wrong, everybody noticed.

I'm having steak.

Omg the terrible jello fruit salad with nuts in it 🤢

Samesies!!

My boyfriend is venezuelan and my family is a bunch of racists - so they pretend he doesn't exist and still ask me at every family reunion why I'm "still single". Well, f**k you, we'll stay at home and eat a turkey all by ourselves.

I don't get stuck there, I choose to go there. No one ever said I had to grow up.

you're right, i forgot the appetizer !

Was I the only kid in the history of ever who just ate what they were given? I'm sure I was well-loved and pandered to in other areas, but food was food so we ate it.

That and my grandma's Cheesy potatoes. And watergate salad 🤤

My cat started freaking out last night and staring at the door and making crazy noises! I opened the door and a very skinny fuzzy gray and white cat ran in! He’s so sweet if we keep him we’re naming him Turkey cause he found us on Thanksgiving eve!

Is that a clothing store here… it makes you look thinner.