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A truly funny thank you note can go a long way in improving a hard day. It can put a smile on a person’s face, which will last the whole day. While positive quotes lift the spirit up, funny thank-you notes keep it from falling into a spiral of negative emotions. You can't go wrong with a hilarious appreciation note, and it’s easy to share it with a couple of close friends or distant relatives.
The secret behind any hilarious thank you note or thank you meme is the message behind it. The more personal it is, the better. Giggle-inducing thank-you notes should playfully remind a friend or family member of the deeds they did for you and how thankful you are for them. They sacrificed their time and sometimes other materials to help you, so a thank you card with some funny words might be the best way to repay this small debt of gratitude.

If you are out of funny words of appreciation to share with your friends and family, don’t worry! We are here to help with that. Below, we have compiled a list of the best thank-you note examples that are funny and heartwarming. Upvote the notes that you found to be the most laugh-inducing. On the other hand, if you have already used one of them, share your experience in the comments below.

#1

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "You're so annoying! All you do is help, help, and help. Sheesh, aren't you tired of being dependable?"

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#2

"I don’t understand people who say, “I don’t know how to thank you!” Like they’ve never heard of money."

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#3

"You conspired to help us, forcing us to send you this thank you card. Takes a lot to fool us."

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#4

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "Thanks for not getting me a lump of coal."

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#5

"You're brilliant. Or maybe I'm brilliant because I know you?"

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#6

"Like cheese, I’m truly grate-ful for all that you do."

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#7

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "I have nothing funny to say, but thank you."

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#8

"Thank you for being you; that's all we ever want. A million dollars, and that."

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#9

"So you did something wonderful, and now I'm forced to send you this card dripping with thanks, gheesh, does it always have to be about you!!"

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#10

"Sorry, this letter is arriving late. I wanted to send out my thanks earlier, but I was afraid of what might happen. I’d say, “thank you” and then you’d feel obligated to thank me for my consideration. I’d have to say thanks again in response, starting an infinite progression of “thank yous” that never ends. So belated thanks… no need to respond."

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#11

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "Today I am wearing the smile that you left me with the other day."

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#12

"If I had a cent for every time I appreciate you, I’d be a millionaire."

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#13

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "Thank you for still being my friend, despite being aware of every raunchy, unflattering, explicit detail of my life."

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Kelley Gilbert Zumwalt
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the Blanche specific verse from the Golden Girls theme song before they decided to cut the character specific verses from the final edit.

#14

"Thank you for being my unpaid therapist."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for being the uncredited star of my newly published murder mystery, What Happens When You Follow the Voices

#15

"Just a generic thank-you card to prove I have excellent manners."

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#16

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "If I knew how to say thank you, I would."

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Kelley Gilbert Zumwalt
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You just said the two words together. Just take the other words around them away

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#17

"Thank you for always being older than me."

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#18

"I don’t know how to thank you enough for your help. I guess I’ll just have to keep thanking you until I get it right."

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#19

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "Thanks for the support, you’re a true friend. And also the only person who didn’t laugh when I asked for help."

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#20

"So you think you're all that? So what if you saved my bacon, solved my problem, and soothed my soul? Show off."

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#21

"I've thanked you and thanked you and thanked you and thanked you over a hundred times, it seems—man, I'm sick of repeating myself."

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#22

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "You're like a diamond in the rough—wait, no, that's me—thank you for always helping to polish me up a little. I need it."

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#23

"Thank you for just being the freakishly amazing humanoid you are."

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Kelley Gilbert Zumwalt
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm afraid you have me confused with Freakazoid. No worries, it's a common problem

#24

"You make me want to say thank you in other languages, and I can barely speak English."

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#25

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "Thanks for the help, I couldn’t have done it without you… or maybe I could have, but it would have taken me twice as long and been half as fun."

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#26

"You've put my life back on track to being the incredible journey it was meant to be; you're a little too awesome for your underwear."

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#27

"Do you even know how to fail? Thank you for never learning that! Your help saved me again."

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#28

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "A million bucks, that's what you're worth to us. Unfortunately, this lousy cheap thank you card is all you're getting."

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#29

"I put on my best dress, took out the champagne, and toasted to your fantastic, generous nature. Then I bought myself a gift to really show you how much I appreciate you! Not really; it's all true, but the gift part. Thank you."

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Kelley Gilbert Zumwalt
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a strange form of narcissist. Dressing up and drinking champagne in toasts to me all alone in your apartment and then thinking about buying yourself a present to celebrate me? So so strange

#30

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. But you don’t need to know that. I’m just saying “thank you.”"

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#31

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "Thanks for nothing and everything."

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#32

"I’ll get you next time."

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#33

"I truly appreciate you from from my head to my toes."

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#34

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "This isn’t a thank-you card, it’s a hug with a fold in it."

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Kelley Gilbert Zumwalt
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure this is a card. If it grows arms and tries to squeeze me, there will be capital P Problems.

#35

"I would like to thank my speech writers, copy & paste."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And now there is a blatant admission of plagiarism, good job! That deserves a mocking slow clap

#36

"I’m not getting you a holiday present because I know you don’t like writing thank-you notes."

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#37

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "The way I show appreciation is by not saying it at all. Silence!"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*squinting for evidence of appreciation* So, no poster or anything to go with the silence?

#38

"If you really want your friends to remember you, give them something cheap. So, thank you!"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or, alternatively, be a real friend. Amazing how those memories will be remembered fondly for many years.

#39

"Thanks for the assist, I couldn’t have done it without you… or at least not as efficiently."

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#40

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "Some people get to help others, and some people are hopeless cases like me! Thanks again for being who you are."

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#41

"Thank you doesn't cut it. But since you already have an inflated version of self-worth, let me add to the pile—'You're awesome, amazing, shockingly good-looking, kind, thoughtful, always right, and most of all, just like me.'"

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#42

"Thanks for the help. That's all you're getting, a mouth full of thanks."

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#43

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "Sometimes, life is not as complicated as it seems. See, helping me wasn't all that bad; at least you got this card with words and such."

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#44

"Did I ever thank you for all you've done? In case I didn't, let this card be your notice of thanks."

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#45

"If you could see my face, you’d know immediately how grateful I am, but since you can’t, allow me to describe it. Strong jaw set in chiseled, handsome features. A smile that beams for days. Uncanny good looks that baffle the imagination. A friendly, amiable smile formed around the words, “thank you so, so much!”"

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#46

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "I’m doing the happy dance. Thank you!"

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#47

"You made me smile from ear to ear."

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#48

"A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying, “Boy, that was fun!”"

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#49

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "Thank you all so much for the birthday wishes! If I had a dollar for each, I’d be rich! (Seriously, let’s put that plan in motion for next year)."

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#50

"Thanks for hiring me. Hope you don’t regret it."

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#51

"Mom — thank you for teaching me how to use the big potty. That has proven to be a valuable life skill."

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#52

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "You’re more thoughtful than my mother."

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#53

"Thanks for the assistance, I think we make a great team. I bring the brains and you bring the good looks."

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#54

"Thanks for the lift, I couldn’t have gotten home without you… and trust me, no one else wanted me to try."

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#55

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "Thanks for the help, you’re a lifesaver. Or at least a task-saver."

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#56

"I’m not sure what I did to deserve your help, but I’m pretty sure I’m going to keep doing it until I do it again."

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#57

"I don’t know how to thank you enough for your help, so I’ll just have to keep thanking you until the universe balances itself out."

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#58

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "In a world filled with sub-par people, you're an above-the-crowd type. Thanks for being annoyingly perfect."

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#59

"Since I'm always sending them to you, I finally got organized and bought a box of 500 thank you cards. Well, thanks for all you did for me, and thanks for the bit of money I saved buying your cards in bulk."

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#60

"Did I ever thank you for all you did for me? Just in case I haven't, I'm sending this card to stroke your ego some more."

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#61

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "Enough is enough. All you ever do is help, help, and help—aren't you tired of being the goodie-two-shoes helper guy people can count on? I hope not, cause wow, you're handy to have around in a pinch. Thanks, dude."

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#62

"In this world, there are movers, and there are shakers. You're both. Thanks for helping us move."

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#63

"You've never given up on anything, and we're grateful because we needed you this last time. Thanks for being a tenacious so-and-so."

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#64

"Saying thank you in a card is so lame. That's why we did it, 'cause that's who we are—useless lame ducks who couldn't get through life without your help."

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#65

"We wanted to buy you a paid vacation to Hawaii as a thank you, but if we could do that, we wouldn't have needed your help and could have hired someone instead and saved the money, and sent ourselves on that trip. Wow, that was rude. Sorry, what we're trying to say is that without your help, we couldn't have written all this gold in your thank you card. So, thank you!"

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#66

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "To say thank you, we bought you a star—not really, but look up, and the first star you see is yours. You deserve the moon, too; we're working on that."

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#67

"Thank you is easy. What you did for us was impossible. So we're taking skydiving lessons to try and keep up with your mad skills."

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#68

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "If you knew how awesome you were, you'd be way more conceited. Thank goodness you're not too bright. Thanks!"

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#69

"We're in a bit of a pickle; we want to thank you, but we're afraid you might think we're grateful. We decided to risk it. Happy thank you card day."

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#70

"We wanted to thank you for the huge favor you did us recently. We owe you big. If you don’t remember what we’re talking about, it was that minor favor you did that probably didn’t bear mentioning and definitely doesn’t require payback."

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#71

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "You must have people telling you how awesome you are all the time. Because there’s no way that quality is flying under the radar. You’re a towering beacon of helpfulness, and you shine all the time."

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#72

"If I gave you a quarter for every bit of gratitude I feel right now, well, you would bankrupt me."

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#73

"The next time someone says to you, “I don’t know how to thank you” remind them that Hamilton, Grant, and Benjamin Franklin are all available to help. No one says “thank you” better. Just wait until after this thank you card. Thanks again!"

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#74

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "We can’t tell you how much we appreciate what you did for us. Your generosity knows no bounds… or does it? Next time we’re going to ask for $100,000 cash, the keys to your lakehouse, and both of your kidneys. Then we’ll see just how generous you really are…"

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#75

"To show you how much I appreciate your help I'd do a happy dance at the edge of a volcano. I'd climb inside the tiger's teeth. I'd learn other languages and use them all to say "thanks!" I'd climb up on an arena platform and give into a tiny vat of water, with sparklers attached to my toes while reciting the Star-Spangled Banner. Yes, there's nothing I wouldn't do!"

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#76

"Don’t think you’re the only one who knows how to give."

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#77

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "Not sure if I should send a thank-you email, or not bother you with another email."

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#78

"I would say you’re the greatest, but you already think I’m the greatest. Thanks!"

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#79

"Your generosity is only exceeded by your good looks."

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#80

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "I know you hate saying “you’re welcome,” so I’ll do you the favor and not say thank you, but I am feeling it on the inside."

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#81

"I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it."

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#82

"If you could read my mind, then you’d know how grateful I am for you at this very moment. Creep."

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#83

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "I’m not sure what I did to deserve your help, but I’m pretty sure I’m going to keep doing it."

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#84

"I’m not sure what I would do without you… probably make a lot more mistakes, that’s for sure."

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#85

"Thanks for the help, I couldn’t have done it without you… or at least not without pulling out half my hair."

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#86

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "Did you go to college to learn how to buy the perfect gift? Man, you sure know how to pick 'em. Thanks for making my gift-giving skills look really bad."

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#87

"Are you prepared for the gushing thanks this card is going to be filled with? I'll give you a minute. *breathe in, breathe out* *one and two* *here it comes* "Thank you for being the winner in my life!""

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#88

"In a world of bad guys, you're one of the good guys. Shocking because most of the time, you fit right in as a bad guy. Thanks."

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#89

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "I don't want to puke thank you over and over because that's just not cool, so I'll only send you this one card with the words thank you in big print once. Now let's forget everything you've done! Not really. How could I? You're too awesome."

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#90

"In a galaxy far, far away, there's a missing poster of you. You can't be of this world; you've done so much for us! Thank you seems so small."

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#91

"We have declared today your national day. Every year we'll toast you for what you did. Saying thank you was too lame."

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#92

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "We're your trophy. It's ok; we promise not to sit on your mantle. Thanks for everything."

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#93

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "Somewhere over the rainbow is your pot of gold for all the help you've given me. When you get it, share it because if it weren't for me, you'd have nobody to practice your crazy good side on."

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#94

"This card is sending birthday wishes, albeit early... very early. It's also wishing you a happy Valentine's Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Arbor Day, and really every other holiday you can think of. That's because I owe you so much for your help I want to make sure I never forget to wish you all the happiness for every reason!"

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#95

"Thanks shallot."

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#96

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "When God was handing out all the talent, he gave you a big chunk of it, didn't he? Cause once again, I'm sending you a damn thank you card for your awesomeness."

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#97

"You, a rabbi, and I walk into a bar. I sit you down, buy you a beer, slap you on the back, and offer you a hearty “thank you!”. The rabbi sits down at his own table and enjoys a crossword puzzle. And that’s it. Like your willingness to help anyone in need, this message is no joke."

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#98

No Matter The Occasion, These 98 Funny Thank You Notes Suit Them Perfectly "When God created you, he freestyled it. Cause there ain't no mould. Thank God."

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