That moment when you realise you dated a douchebag

That's a classic

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO PERFECT 👌

Ooh! Hahaha

Classic, but never gets old.

clear message...

traduction: i date other people for one year and now that i'm single again, i can't stand it. So i texting you again so we can got back together.

BAM, headshot!

If it's not much of a bothering, I would like to have that Pizza Place's number.

Well played.

This is too perfect.

cliché*

He asked politely...

" My mom is so excited for me" Bahaha

i would of said "neither are we"

hehe

*snork*

burn!

Those hearts though. Makes be wanna throw up.

Accident? Like "I tripped and fell and accidentally poked my dong into her. Then I had to move around vigorously to escape." Just replace some words if the other one cheated.

(Sun)burn

My husbands ex did that when he and I started dating. She: "Oh, I love your beautiful big blue eyes" Him: "My eyes are green..." Hahaha! Stupid girl!

That’s awesome

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHA

Simple, but effective.

XD

I Relate

The Spice Girls will ALWAYS be forever

This is a real BUUUURN. 🔥🔥🔥

What an arrogant arsehole!

BUUUURN!

Ohhhhhh

Isn't pizza everyone's thing? Almost like saying, "I heard someone say oxygen today; made me think of the air we used to breathe together."

BURN!

savage

this is a good one but almost too obviously fake.

2v1

At least he gets it.

Jeez the down votes are kind of harsh on this reply. You just assume he is a looser I guess?

Maybe "Hodor" was the pass!

Truth!

Ex-charming?

At least it will be easier to pack. :)

Hahah!

Cheating is always inappropriate.

hahahahahahaha

hmm... if it's theirs, you should still return their stuff though...

lmao :)

but you should see how he looks at Beyocé! ;)

Totally normal.

*sniffs glue deeply*

Out of your a*s what?!

hint hint that ring is going to make you get your finger amputated

Priorities.

Wow... savage

I had mine saved as a poop emoji

what a d**k!

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