That moment when you realise you dated a douchebag

That's a classic

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO PERFECT 👌

'be with me because you are beautiful'? what reason is this?! her eyes will spark with or without him, duh...

Genius. That girl will find someone in no time. And that guy thinks that a TEXT can make up for him cheating?!

Well done !!

lol

awwwwww. give the guy a chance

OMFG that is a great comeback!

Hilarious. I could not stop laughing!

Wow - she's good!

Don't cheat in the first place. Then you wouldn't be exes. Problem solved.

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thats is amazing

HOLY C**P THIS GIRL DESEREVES A MEDAL

That's priceless lol

Just perfect. Hahahaha

Bravo.

Do people realize these are fake or is it just me.

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Ooh! Hahaha

Classic, but never gets old.

clear message...

traduction: i date other people for one year and now that i'm single again, i can't stand it. So i texting you again so we can got back together.

BAM, headshot!

If it's not much of a bothering, I would like to have that Pizza Place's number.

Well played.

This is too perfect.

cliché*

He asked politely...

" My mom is so excited for me" Bahaha

i would of said "neither are we"

hehe

*snork*

burn!

Those hearts though. Makes be wanna throw up.

Accident? Like "I tripped and fell and accidentally poked my dong into her. Then I had to move around vigorously to escape." Just replace some words if the other one cheated.

(Sun)burn

My husbands ex did that when he and I started dating. She: "Oh, I love your beautiful big blue eyes" Him: "My eyes are green..." Hahaha! Stupid girl!

That’s awesome

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHA

Simple, but effective.

XD

I Relate

The Spice Girls will ALWAYS be forever

This is a real BUUUURN. 🔥🔥🔥

What an arrogant arsehole!

BUUUURN!

Ohhhhhh

Isn't pizza everyone's thing? Almost like saying, "I heard someone say oxygen today; made me think of the air we used to breathe together."

BURN!

savage

this is a good one but almost too obviously fake.