The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.

In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.

Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.

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Hard Pass

Hard Pass

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    Slowly Suffocating

    Slowly Suffocating

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    #3

    Savage Burn

    Savage Burn

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    #4

    Sleeping Like A Baby

    Sleeping Like A Baby

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    #5

    Savage Burn

    Savage Burn

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    #6

    Wait, There Were Feelings?

    Wait, There Were Feelings?

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    #7

    Dealing With Your Ex

    Dealing With Your Ex

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    #8

    Lesson Learned

    Lesson Learned

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    #9

    Text Form Ex

    Text Form Ex

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    #10

    Moving On

    Moving On

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    #11

    It Reminds Me Of You

    It Reminds Me Of You

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    #12

    A Real Nightmare

    A Real Nightmare

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    #13

    Just Nope

    Just Nope

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    #14

    Text From Ex

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    #15

    Growing Up

    Growing Up

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    #16

    You Just Have To Visit It

    You Just Have To Visit It

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    #17

    As Far Away As The Sun

    As Far Away As The Sun

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    #18

    Fact Check

    Fact Check

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    #19

    Text From Ex

    Text From Ex

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    #20

    Thanks For Ruining It

    Thanks For Ruining It

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    #21

    Hi And Bye

    Hi And Bye

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    #22

    New Phone, Who Dis?

    New Phone, Who Dis?

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    #23

    Text From Ex

    Text From Ex

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    #24

    All Things Come To An End

    All Things Come To An End

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    #25

    Hard Pass

    Hard Pass

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    #26

    Feelings For You

    Feelings For You

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    #27

    Text From Ex

    Text From Ex

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    #28

    Bad Taste And Low Standards

    Bad Taste And Low Standards

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    #29

    Keep On Keeping On

    Keep On Keeping On

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    #30

    What's Up

    What's Up

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    #31

    A Huge Waste Of Time

    A Huge Waste Of Time

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    #32

    Punch In The Face

    Punch In The Face

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    #33

    Thanks, But No Thanks

    Thanks, But No Thanks

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    #34

    Trash Day

    Trash Day

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    #35

    Text From Ex

    Text From Ex

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    #36

    Truly Inappropriate

    Truly Inappropriate

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    #37

    But I Still Love You

    But I Still Love You

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    #38

    Text From Ex

    Text From Ex

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    #39

    Just Nope

    Just Nope

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    #40

    A Lousy Essay

    A Lousy Essay

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    #41

    Had A Snack, Too

    Had A Snack, Too

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    #42

    How High Are You

    How High Are You

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    #43

    Hint Hint

    Hint Hint

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    #44

    Well, Can We?

    Well, Can We?

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    #45

    The Thing I Miss

    The Thing I Miss

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    #46

    Eggplant Emoji

    Eggplant Emoji

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    #47

    It's Your Wedding Day

    It's Your Wedding Day

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    #48

    Text From Ex

    Text From Ex

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    #49

    Not Keeping Tabs Here

    Not Keeping Tabs Here

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    #50

    As Far As I Can

    As Far As I Can

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    #51

    Personal Show

    Personal Show

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    #52

    Congrats And Good Luck

    Congrats And Good Luck

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    #53

    Text From Ex

    Text From Ex

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    #54

    Tough One To Let Go

    Tough One To Let Go

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    #55

    I Know

    I Know

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    #56

    Not With You

    Not With You

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    #57

    Should've Kept It To Yourself

    Should've Kept It To Yourself

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    #58

    Say No To Satan

    Say No To Satan

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    #59

    God Bless

    God Bless

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    #60

    Text From Ex

    Text From Ex

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    #61

    Sorting Things Out

    Sorting Things Out

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    #62

    Personal Space

    Personal Space

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    #63

    Drunk Texting

    Drunk Texting

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    #64

    Hey Hey Hey

    Hey Hey Hey

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    #65

    Text From Ex

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    #66

    Text From Ex

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    Text From Ex

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    #68

    Text From Ex

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    #69

    Text From Ex

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    Text From Ex

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