The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.

In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.

Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.

#1

Hard Pass

Hard Pass

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#2

Slowly Suffocating

Slowly Suffocating

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#3

Savage Burn

Savage Burn

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#4

Sleeping Like A Baby

Sleeping Like A Baby

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#5

Savage Burn

Savage Burn

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#6

Wait, There Were Feelings?

Wait, There Were Feelings?

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#7

Dealing With Your Ex

Dealing With Your Ex

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#8

Lesson Learned

Lesson Learned

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#9

Text Form Ex

Text Form Ex

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#10

Moving On

Moving On

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#11

It Reminds Me Of You

It Reminds Me Of You

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#12

A Real Nightmare

A Real Nightmare

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#13

Just Nope

Just Nope

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#14

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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#15

Growing Up

Growing Up

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#16

You Just Have To Visit It

You Just Have To Visit It

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#17

As Far Away As The Sun

As Far Away As The Sun

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#18

Fact Check

Fact Check

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#19

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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#20

Thanks For Ruining It

Thanks For Ruining It

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#21

Hi And Bye

Hi And Bye

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#22

New Phone, Who Dis?

New Phone, Who Dis?

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#23

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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#24

All Things Come To An End

All Things Come To An End

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#25

Hard Pass

Hard Pass

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#26

Feelings For You

Feelings For You

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#27

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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#28

Bad Taste And Low Standards

Bad Taste And Low Standards

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#29

Keep On Keeping On

Keep On Keeping On

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#30

What's Up

What's Up

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#31

A Huge Waste Of Time

A Huge Waste Of Time

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#32

Punch In The Face

Punch In The Face

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#33

Thanks, But No Thanks

Thanks, But No Thanks

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#34

Trash Day

Trash Day

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#35

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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#36

Truly Inappropriate

Truly Inappropriate

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#37

But I Still Love You

But I Still Love You

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#38

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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#39

Just Nope

Just Nope

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#40

A Lousy Essay

A Lousy Essay

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#41

Had A Snack, Too

Had A Snack, Too

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#42

How High Are You

How High Are You

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#43

Hint Hint

Hint Hint

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#44

Well, Can We?

Well, Can We?

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#45

The Thing I Miss

The Thing I Miss

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#46

Eggplant Emoji

Eggplant Emoji

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#47

It's Your Wedding Day

It's Your Wedding Day

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#48

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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#49

Not Keeping Tabs Here

Not Keeping Tabs Here

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#50

As Far As I Can

As Far As I Can

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#51

Personal Show

Personal Show

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#52

Congrats And Good Luck

Congrats And Good Luck

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#53

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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#54

Tough One To Let Go

Tough One To Let Go

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#55

I Know

I Know

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#56

Not With You

Not With You

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#57

Should've Kept It To Yourself

Should've Kept It To Yourself

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#58

Say No To Satan

Say No To Satan

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#59

God Bless

God Bless

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#60

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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#61

Sorting Things Out

Sorting Things Out

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#62

Personal Space

Personal Space

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#63

Drunk Texting

Drunk Texting

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#64

Hey Hey Hey

Hey Hey Hey

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#65

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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#66

Text From Ex

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Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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#68

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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#69

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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#70

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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