good save

Wow...considering that you must be really stupid to write this email even when drunk, and that it might be enough to get you expelled, Mr. Martin surely has some humour.

This one made laugh so hard I spit my coffee on my phone :D

Very afraid.

If those phones existed 50 years ago, this would have been a Monty Python sketch.

but did she get the job?

The one time that autocorrect worked.

ouch, I felt that

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quite good way to get siblings together tho :P

I would love to see the reply.

'I will not be normal until Thanksgiving turkey' is how I'm introducing myself from now on instead of saying nice to meet you.

i wouldn't even know how to begin to explain that :/

please explain that sketch though :P

A minute of silence for our fallen brother :'(

From now on you shall be known as the Kind R****d.

the teacher didn't question the mistake

What is this thing of parties in the US when the parents are gone? Are you not typically allowed to party? Or is it because of the high legal drinking age?

oh dear...

HA!

";)"

her cat is called neymar :P

same here.

XD

No longer a client.

Bet that went over good!

At least it's not other 4-letter words

I was given 'cknt, for a password . Foreign admin could not understand my refusal in accepting it - and I was not being paid to explain.

what are the chances?

"The car" sure... I believe you :-\

No one likes a bloody a**l Friday...maybe Saturday,but never Friday... Epic fail :D

When U and I are too close for comfort.

OH GOD!!! *takes her aside gently and has a word

Pretty much copy & paste. I useally have 1 of 10 giv me a responce. i think the worse I got so far is "We rather look for young student between 16-18".

When you wish unsend really worked.