That's an awesome boss!

it's the same as: So long suckers!

I guess "I'm coming out" wouldn't have worked either.

It's like HAHA JUST KIDDING I DONT LOVE YOU

Autocorrecting system has a sense of humor.that's all I can conclude.

if i was your Buddy i'd answer you. it'd have been funny

BRRRaaaahahahahhhahhaaa!!!

Ouch

... And so now Justin is tweeting this from beyond the grave...

of course it makes the stress go away. don't need to appologize :-)

That's some funny s**t

Staff motivation

Bet you got a call back.

I'd love to know how she treats you at work after that lol.

No, but we could use some indentured servants.

When I was younger I saw my mum using a software package called MYOB. I asked what the letters stood for. She said 'mind your own business'. I was so upset at that response until I realised she'd actually given me the answer.

Sweet!

Cute X)

Who says "okaysies" to their boss? My boss wouldn't respect me if I talked like a 12 year old to him.

That's an understandable mistake

Is it really a good idea to tell people online you tried to buy weed?

Good thing his text fail wasn't to "pick up a s**t".

yuk!

Drew Baggot missed the opportunity to make it equally as awkward by saying "I miss that too"

Well, that's a real fail!

iphone sense a Freudian Slip?

we all hate our job at some point

Omar.. great name! And congrats!

Done that myself. My mother isn't a gardening tool

More of a Trump tweet.

LOL did mean lots of love until a few years ago when someone decided to hijack it. So grandma was right.

I'd drop my phone in holy water if I'd got that

Your father has a nice sense of humour!

I should start doing this. Give them my best friends #. XD

Awks

Who doesn't masturbate there chicken? It makes it so juicy lol

XD

I would hope that was a no-go

Mom's got game

oh my! wonder what mom had to say about that!

OLD joke

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Sure cos the S is soooo close to the L. Most of these are fake on here.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

I guess to each one his own lol

Sounds like mom was ready to go to micheals.

I've always believed a real man unashamedly admits his fears

Who said Christianity ain't progressive?

Plot Twist: Mom gets the hook up

that isn't so bad

So that's where she buried him!

Don't we all...

Can we petition for one? I'll send it to fuckboys

How many people immediately went to google to find wtf this search was about? :p

Real customer service!

So what did you do at that Trump meeting young lady

lol!

Oop

Maybe it's not a typo, she's just a cool mom :p

Bwahahaha