😊

Also applies to doggos.

Times have changed. In 2019 you could have been arrested for wearing a mask inside a bank and today for not wearing a mask.

Oh, yeah!

Me too

That is what I try to do

So I'm not the only one who noticed my phone listens to me..

Every surgical patient's worst nightmare.

I thought it said 'petty' at first and that is also correct.

what a pitty it isn't handed down exactly what the parrot said....

That's better than forgetting it at home and having to buy one when you know you have a box of them at home

Not like it floats, or can cook/keep warm with it, won't heal a broken leg or cure a fever. You can't even fight off zombies with it.

Especially the under-5 crowd.

And 2021 so far

Wouldn't it be funny if the whole world tried that at the same time for just one day? ( walking only)

I like the one I found a few years back that said "You can only say WTF so many times a day before you just start drinking."

🤔

Brilliant. This restaurant is hilarious. Love their signs.

Honesty at last.

Yep,oh yeah yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Yeah?

Here again Yep,yep,yep

2021: "What part of HOLD MY BEER, didn't you understand?"

ah yes

Beware of the bat virus.

I love this one!

Quarantiiiiiine

Sad but true.

Hurts, but true

There are a few movies that are sooo slow that I cannot watch them without playing a game on the phone.

Persistance wins the ............whatever.

sure!

Well Slap me upside my head why don't you?

That's too true.

I'd even pack a lunch as long as he keeps his mouth shut. Quareintined too long with someone who talks too much.

This also works with chocolate!!!

Aww I hope so.

It's called a tornado.

I'm working on my Ph.D. in Procrastination. Been at it for 43 years so far.

... If you know/guess that it's a dream... If not you can't help it...

Messy tacos are the BEST!

So I must be wild.

We all know someone like that.

Wait but if you have a black belt you’ve finished it... ? 😦😦😦

WHELL I HAVE A BLACK BELT IN TEAGWONDO HA I AM DOING SOMETHING NOT JUST DIEING I AM GOING PLACES I CAN TALK TO PEOPLE

Same br

I never finish anyth

Could be written by the sibling of the one about procrastination. Could say more, but

Good thinking.

Nice burn

It's only beaten by "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember"

Yup!

Absolutely.

I have: "Excuse me Sir's, are you lost?"