😊

Also applies to doggos.

Times have changed. In 2019 you could have been arrested for wearing a mask inside a bank and today for not wearing a mask.

Oh, yeah!

Me too

That is what I try to do

So I'm not the only one who noticed my phone listens to me..

Every surgical patient's worst nightmare.

I thought it said 'petty' at first and that is also correct.

what a pitty it isn't handed down exactly what the parrot said....

That's better than forgetting it at home and having to buy one when you know you have a box of them at home

Not like it floats, or can cook/keep warm with it, won't heal a broken leg or cure a fever. You can't even fight off zombies with it.

Especially the under-5 crowd.

And 2021 so far

Wouldn't it be funny if the whole world tried that at the same time for just one day? ( walking only)

I like the one I found a few years back that said "You can only say WTF so many times a day before you just start drinking."

🤔

Brilliant. This restaurant is hilarious. Love their signs.

I'm working on hunk because I started leaning towards chunk. Down 50lbs!

Multiple choice, pls.

Chunky Monk!

whattah bouta punk

one chunk coming up

Can I be all 3? I'm going to be a buff, overweight, alcoholic man of god.

This one is truly profound!

what about a "my life stunk?"

imma chunk *bloof*

All of the above

Smell like funk wins it.....Z.... multiple coffee.. I'm mean choice rofl

I'm all in 1.

Drunk-Chunk here!

Starting on the last one myself.

Like this one the best

were is this restaurant at?

I had tequila instead of coffee this morning so I am currently all the above and happy.

Honesty at last.

Yep,oh yeah yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Yeah?

Here again Yep,yep,yep

2021: "What part of HOLD MY BEER, didn't you understand?"

ah yes

Beware of the bat virus.

I love this one!

Quarantiiiiiine

Sad but true.

Hurts, but true

There are a few movies that are sooo slow that I cannot watch them without playing a game on the phone.

Persistance wins the ............whatever.

sure!

Well Slap me upside my head why don't you?

That's too true.

I'd even pack a lunch as long as he keeps his mouth shut. Quareintined too long with someone who talks too much.

This also works with chocolate!!!

Aww I hope so.