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#2

Teacher Wrote “See Me After School”

Final score:

463points

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Kjorn 6 years ago

i know some crazy parents who would get lawyer for that.

121points

#3

Psychology Professor Trolls Two Of His Students

Final score:

453points

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Max L. 6 years ago

Jerry and Robby what the hell did you do

204points

#4

My Proffessor's Got Jokes

Final score:

323points

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Daniel Sipes 6 years ago

One of the few memes that deserves to never die X'D

93points

#5

He Does This Every Test So We Don’t Cheat

Final score:

312points

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Barbara 6 years ago

...Isn't that painful and uncomfortable?

104points

#6

Awesomely Evil Professor

Final score:

294points

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Barbara 6 years ago

Shall we play a game?

159points

#7

The Professor Is Not Mad... Just Disappointed

Hi, all I have your final exam grades.
Guys I really wanted to believe that Virginia Western was not the cesspool of morons all my fellow Biology faculty told me it would be. Unfortunately, your finals, which I purposely made as easy as humanly possible, tanked harder than a Kardashian marriage.I personally apologize for expecting the bare minimum from you as students.
If you look at your grade book you will notice that you have all gotten a 50 point grade bump as "extra credit", and no this was not because any of you deserved it but it was intact so I don't get my fired when the dean asks me "hey why the *** did 90% of your class fail an introductory Biology class to whom I will reply "Hrnmm I don't know, maybe its because these klingons are 18 years old and still giggle everytime I say the term "Phagocytosis". I'd like to add that in fact one of you got a 5/100 on this exam for which I salute you.
Considering it was 100% multiple choice and the statistical probability of you missing more than 90% GUESSING is actually higher than your chances of getting laid, which for this particular student would be an actual act of God (please stay out of the gene pool you know who you are). I could have actually taken a shit on the scantron, wiped off on the grass, and I am pretty certain my feces would have picked up more correct answers than you deliberately bubbled in.
So congratulations, on making me lose faith in the public school system, and in humanity.

Warhead2220 Report

Final score:

288points

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Reggie Kraken 6 years ago

Haha, love it. I'm going to start using the word klingons more often.

70points

#8

He Asked The Teacher For A Pen

Final score:

287points

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Terror from Beyond Space 6 years ago

His writing then proceeded to take off on a flight of fancy.

117points

#9

My Chemistry Teachers Solution To People Stealing Her Calculators

Final score:

286points

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Ben S. 6 years ago

Oh man, you bricked it! Never try to root a calculator. /s

62points

#10

I Fell For It (Troll Teacher)

Final score:

276points

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Kjorn 6 years ago

but if you do the #1 and read to the end... and #20 ask to do only #1... i'll to read everything again... and do #20... and do #1... and read again... i'll be trapped in a loop

104points

#11

Professor Quirrell

Final score:

232points

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Azure Adams 6 years ago

that is the best thing ever

43points

#12

So My Chemistry Teacher Set The Table On Fire

Final score:

231points

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Giorgio Prodoti 6 years ago

some people just want to watch the world burning.

52points

#13

Funny Teacher

Final score:

230points

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Misterscooter 6 years ago

...or the teacher that would have everyone quietly leave the room with all their stuff and would turn out the lights and close the door.

91points

#14

My Uni Lecturer Has A Photo Of Him Sitting On His Desk On The Window. I Paid 9k To These Trolls

Final score:

227points

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Jing Jing 6 years ago

Smart😁

32points

#15

My Professors Desktop Before Our Final Exam

Final score:

217points

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BoredBirgit 6 years ago

Bwaaahahahaha, very creative!

60points

#16

Our Biology Teacher Brought A Skeleton To Class

Final score:

217points

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Barbara 6 years ago

Probably paying more attention than a lot of the students

75points

#17

My Professor Really Brought A Mf Coffin To Class To Say “Yall Test Scores Had Me Dead”

Final score:

208points

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Misterscooter 6 years ago

He's committed.

53points

#18

Did My Professor Just....

Final score:

204points

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Azure Adams 6 years ago

Yup your professor just

7points

#19

My Brother Lost His Recorder And The Teacher Still Made Him Perform

Final score:

187points

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Giovanni 6 years ago

Whait, is that called recorder in english? D:

47points

#20

So My Teacher Had Us Do A Lab Today

Final score:

179points

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BoredBirgit 6 years ago

"Near death experiences" ... I'm dead. :-D

73points

#21

When Your Prof Is Feeling Savage

Final score:

174points

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Crazy Cow Lady 6 years ago

I wish I could do this

33points

#22

Math Teacher Got Tired Of Kids Not Returning Her Pencils

Final score:

169points

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Kevin Donegan 6 years ago

She needs a new phrase ... "I like to watch 60 minutes." A teenager will leave the pencil on the desk when they leave.

29points

#23

Asked My Teacher For A Letter Of Recommendation..

Final score:

163points

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shiroi neko 6 years ago

SO MUCH EFFORT!!! 😱

52points

#24

Never Say "Yo" To Your Professor

Final score:

158points

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Hans 6 years ago

This happens very often, alas. And these are not second graders, this goes up to university students intheir 20s.

55points

#25

Professor Just Started Updating The Course Site And Added This Photo

Final score:

155points

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Stille20 6 years ago

XD The truth of project deadlines

36points

#26

When You Don't Show Up For Spanish Class And Your Teacher Is Extra As Hell

Final score:

151points

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Barbara 6 years ago

'Where's Grace' in stead of 'Where's Waldo'!

31points

#27

My Son's Teacher Is Proud Of Me

Final score:

143points

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Kristin Connon 6 years ago

when you can tell that your student's parents did more of their homework than they did.

46points

#28

My English Teacher Put This On The Clock During Finals. How Clever

Final score:

141points

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Lara L. 6 years ago

That would p**s me off so hard. I need to know how much time is left, to know how much i can spent on the harder wuestiond

76points

#29

I Think My Teacher Resents Teaching In Public School...

Final score:

136points

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Mikleo 6 years ago

Lightyears is a distance.

27points

#30

He Says “Fraid Not” And Pulls Out A Frayed Knot He Keeps In His Pocket

Final score:

128points

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Nebraska King-Sky 6 years ago

A piece of string walls into a bar and says "Yo! Barkeep! Beer me!" The bartender looks down and chuckles. "I don't think so son. Why you're nothing but a slim piece of string." Well, at this, the piece of string just loses it! In a rage, he pushes up his little string sleeves, ties himself into a double overhand and unravels himself at the top and shouts "I'm a frayed knot!"

53points