Busted

i know some crazy parents who would get lawyer for that.

Jerry and Robby what the hell did you do

One of the few memes that deserves to never die X'D

...Isn't that painful and uncomfortable?

Shall we play a game?

Haha, love it. I'm going to start using the word klingons more often.

His writing then proceeded to take off on a flight of fancy.

Oh man, you bricked it! Never try to root a calculator. /s

but if you do the #1 and read to the end... and #20 ask to do only #1... i'll to read everything again... and do #20... and do #1... and read again... i'll be trapped in a loop

that is the best thing ever

some people just want to watch the world burning.

What gets me is that it says that he did it again. Obviously he's done this many times before. I wouldn't be surprised if it was on purpose.

Science/Biology/Chemistry classrooms usually have huge teaching tables that have stone tabletops anyhow-- no harm done!

He's so proud

AGAIN?! THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE?!

Mine soaked his hand in something then lit it on fire... He also coated the floor once with contact explosives... Taking a step was noisy and nerve wracking... He was nuts and everyone loved him.

In my junior year of HS I added iodine crystals to turpentine (in about 20x the amount I had read used in "All Creatures Great & Small") which caused a HUGE cloud of purple smoke - that coated the walls and ceiling and ALMOST got me expelled. Now whenever anything doesn't go according to plan, the family phrase is "Dude, it was total purple smoke".

hes like: yup, something went wrong. deal with it!

It's a slate table. f he sat that on fire he's not a chemistry teacher. He's an alchemist.

? what happened to setting a good example and using appropriate safety precautions ? or am i just too old ?

Walter White?

..or smelling really really bad. Bad smells = chemistry.

...or the teacher that would have everyone quietly leave the room with all their stuff and would turn out the lights and close the door.

Smart😁

Bwaaahahahaha, very creative!

Probably paying more attention than a lot of the students

He's committed.

Yup your professor just

Whait, is that called recorder in english? D:

"Near death experiences" ... I'm dead. :-D

I wish I could do this

She needs a new phrase ... "I like to watch 60 minutes." A teenager will leave the pencil on the desk when they leave.

SO MUCH EFFORT!!! 😱

This happens very often, alas. And these are not second graders, this goes up to university students intheir 20s.

XD The truth of project deadlines

'Where's Grace' in stead of 'Where's Waldo'!

when you can tell that your student's parents did more of their homework than they did.

That would p**s me off so hard. I need to know how much time is left, to know how much i can spent on the harder wuestiond

Lightyears is a distance.

A piece of string walls into a bar and says "Yo! Barkeep! Beer me!" The bartender looks down and chuckles. "I don't think so son. Why you're nothing but a slim piece of string." Well, at this, the piece of string just loses it! In a rage, he pushes up his little string sleeves, ties himself into a double overhand and unravels himself at the top and shouts "I'm a frayed knot!"

I used to live there!

Better then connecting the zeros and leaving it 0/22

...but what if you disregarded it due to the subject line?

so awkward

I love how the teacher calls it a survey even though it's obviously a test....:)

OUCH! Apply cold water to the burned area...

Love and Candy, duh!