This one should be at the top!

We had to go to a conference once because of my son yelling at classmates, "She just gave you the directions AND they are written on the board!" I was in school myself at the time, later became a teacher and wished that would happen in my class.

The sad reality

You won't hear the end of it for the rest of the week

I knew a high school English teacher who meant to tell her Jr class to get out their copy of Huck Finn but reversed the 1st letters. Nothing was accomplished in that class that day.

I had a few of these as well, but luckily no one was paying attention.

When I was around 10 we were asked what was best thing we did over the summer. I said I went to the Museum where they had an automated Octopus in the Aquarium section. I said it had 8 testacles that were waving around.

13 years old laugh in class every day for lots of different things, this will be one more for them and forget it quickly. It's felt worse by the teacher that what in fact it represents to pupils.

My stats teacher in high school was talking about the Poisson distribution and how you could use it to calculate various things based on a small sample of data, for example "how many orgasms there are in a litre of milk".

When I was student teaching in 1975, I referred to the ditto sheet as a ditto s**t to a class full of 6th graders!!! I had to leave the room for a few minutes! I tried to keep going until I saw the teacher, head down, shoulders shaking. Then, I looked up and all the kids were looking at me in shock!!!!!

I had a teacher who did that! I think it may have even been the same day she accidentally told a kid to take his pants off (instead of coat). We all giggled a bit and moved on, but obviously it's never *completely* forgotten... :D

Uh oh!

lol

She's so composed. I would be laughing hysterically in embarrassment

I did that, and I'm no teacher...I didn't get in trouble though

I can hear Bevis and Butt Head in the background. Unfortunately.

Yep, happened to me my first year teaching biology!

hmmm

Bet they loved that!

It was an organism’s orgasm production

Uh oh

13 yrs old? I bet they really let you have it for the whole freaking yr! *L* Maybe even become a legend in your own time.

For this reason only it worth it to become a science teacher :D

have to quit and move to a new town now...

I wonder if I even knew the word when I had that age. 😐

The giggles will follow you to the grave.

oh goodness

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side note: Probably one of the prettiest teachers I have ever seen, just look at those eyes! Beautiful!

Cruel

She's feeling depresso

You don't look a day over 67!

This should be made as a poster and hung at every parent-teacher meeting

I love the Garfield shirt <3

Worth it!

Oh no... Welp, time to look for a new job

Or read texts, Internet (social media, straming websites, blogs) comments a lot!

Don’t be ridiculous. Velociraptors are nowhere near as vicious.

Budget cuts, sadly. It's why parents have a list of supplies to buy every August, and included are items such as: scissors, tape, pencils, and tissues.

Otherwise we'll start selling meth!

aaaaaandd a couple of students

And this is the main reason why teachers need to be paid way more.

Orgasm? It's organism! Where did they get that idea??

Always fascinated me how they managed to do that. Sometimes I can't even understand my own writing!

Loved that line from Friends.

I always hated those kind of parents that try everything to blame the teachers for doing their best, while the truth is that they just suck at being good parents.

I feel this way, when instructing, at a conference, to a room full of educated adults.

Last year in my son class a mother went mad (and insulting)against the teacher because she asked to talk about the kid's behavior (rude, violent, always dissipated). The teacher was polite, the mother was'nt, refused to talk in private so that all the school withness the scene and knows about the kid's behavior. She changed him for another school arguing that the kid was nice and was only bold with this teacher so that was her fault. Met her a few times this summer while at the park with my own trolls. Last week she was upset hollidays were hell too long and that her kids was driving her mad, teachers were overpaid and didn't deserve so much vacations. So I told her she should stop bad mouthing about anyone who accept to deal with her monster and 25 other kids all day long when she was fed up after few weeks. She probably will never speak to me again.

Its true, I'm a school guidance counsellor and if the teacher leaves the classroom when I'm giving a presentation its like trying to control a pack of wild, drug addled gibbons

Its a miracle. Someone turned up

I can't believe I never actually considered this. Am I a bad person for forgetting that teachers pee?

Love it!