This one should be at the top!

We had to go to a conference once because of my son yelling at classmates, "She just gave you the directions AND they are written on the board!" I was in school myself at the time, later became a teacher and wished that would happen in my class.

The sad reality

You won't hear the end of it for the rest of the week

Cruel

She's feeling depresso

You don't look a day over 67!

This should be made as a poster and hung at every parent-teacher meeting

I love the Garfield shirt <3

Worth it!

The sad thing is, for me this will probably be accurate...

Yep

Man, no doubt. Retirement is a joke unless you are willing to save half your money for 30 years.

About right

The math works

Yep, that is about right.

Did not realise it was that long

It might still be worth it!

My life in a cartoon.

Fantastic

Nobody retires that young anymore (and for same reasons--can't afford it)

Oh no... Welp, time to look for a new job

Or read texts, Internet (social media, straming websites, blogs) comments a lot!

Don’t be ridiculous. Velociraptors are nowhere near as vicious.

Budget cuts, sadly. It's why parents have a list of supplies to buy every August, and included are items such as: scissors, tape, pencils, and tissues.

Otherwise we'll start selling meth!

aaaaaandd a couple of students

And this is the main reason why teachers need to be paid way more.

Orgasm? It's organism! Where did they get that idea??

Always fascinated me how they managed to do that. Sometimes I can't even understand my own writing!

Loved that line from Friends.

I always hated those kind of parents that try everything to blame the teachers for doing their best, while the truth is that they just suck at being good parents.

I feel this way, when instructing, at a conference, to a room full of educated adults.

Last year in my son class a mother went mad (and insulting)against the teacher because she asked to talk about the kid's behavior (rude, violent, always dissipated). The teacher was polite, the mother was'nt, refused to talk in private so that all the school withness the scene and knows about the kid's behavior. She changed him for another school arguing that the kid was nice and was only bold with this teacher so that was her fault. Met her a few times this summer while at the park with my own trolls. Last week she was upset hollidays were hell too long and that her kids was driving her mad, teachers were overpaid and didn't deserve so much vacations. So I told her she should stop bad mouthing about anyone who accept to deal with her monster and 25 other kids all day long when she was fed up after few weeks. She probably will never speak to me again.

Its true, I'm a school guidance counsellor and if the teacher leaves the classroom when I'm giving a presentation its like trying to control a pack of wild, drug addled gibbons

Its a miracle. Someone turned up

I can't believe I never actually considered this. Am I a bad person for forgetting that teachers pee?

Love it!

That means they're probably skipping class together.

Brace yourselves. Lied to parents are coming.

That actually happened in my class this year. We almost had 50 kids.

A+

The task must be too easy, like "Go home".

where I live, school starts in February and ends in October so this one took me a while lol

None shall pass!

My english teacher actually said this

I taught grades 4-8 during my career. I used to have a black shoebox with a tombstone on the top of it. The tombstone read, Here lies papers without a name, unloved, ungraded, what a shame. The student(s) missing work had to do it over. The students all thought that was hysterical and wanted to be the one who buried the paper. The weird thing was, I never had one parent complain, they obviously never told them about the paper graveyard.

So that's why my art teacher named her kid ellystyn

Yeah if you let kids choose their own parners, it's chaos, and nobody will SHUT THE F*CK UP.

That's a bad argument but you can find even worst "That was not me" when caught in the act...

Certainly makes you think - my parents invested in a full set of Encyclopaedia Britannica (2 entire shelves worth) to help me and my brother with school work in 1970's. Google has many million times the information at your fingertips today

👏🏻

I'm not a teacher, but I get all four of these types of headaches. The difference is that I can leave the room if it get's that bad, but teachers can't.

Nearly impossible, but I admire the courage to do so.

WELL SHE EXPLAINED THE ENTIRE THING BUT SHE DIDN'T CHECK IF I WAS LISTENING AND THEN SHE GOT MAD AT ME!!! HOW DARE SHE!?!?

i always used to pack my own bag, make my own lunch and do all of the necessary things. I find it really stupid how some parents pack their own child's bag.

Only one or two in every single generation will manage to finish that sentence correctly... The other 98% will fail halfway through.

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