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#2

Sorry Class, My Dog Ate Everyone's Homework

Final score:

256points

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Hans 4 years ago

And he has no regrets.

9points

#3

Announcment For Teachers Please Check Your Fonts

Final score:

248points

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KKpp 4 years ago

What is this font? C**k Sans Testies Inscription?

270points

The classroom is one heck of a tricky business, especially when you’re the one in charge. And even though being a teacher is generally regarded as a rewarding profession which has probably one of the biggest influences on our future generations, that doesn’t mean it’s not stressful.

In reality, incidents and accidents in a classroom are part of their daily bread, and it’s up to the teacher to manage the situation and not to let it escalate. Sometimes the incidents are indeed harmless and even mood-lifting, but other times, with 20 people in class, things spiral out of control.

#4

A Science Teacher

Final score:

223points

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Hilary Mol 4 years ago

My middle school science teacher uttered probably the only thing I've ever remembered from his class: "If you look at this pattern, it looks like the orgasm exploded." Um. I've never seen a human being turn that shade of red before or since.

122points

#5

Teacher Fail

Final score:

205points

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Steve Barnett 4 years ago

The name of my band is called 'The Floppy Clocks'. Obviously named after the Dali painting. But I get it could be misconstrued?

66points

#6

I Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Buy My Class Of Year 5's Some Heart Shaped Balloons - Apparently Not

Final score:

199points

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Miss Cris 4 years ago

So they're d***s becoming boobs?

236points

That’s why every teacher has to have a few classroom management strategies at hand. Rob Plevin, a teaching expert who specializes in noisy class solutions and teaching techniques, suggests a couple of useful tips to get everything under control.

First, as a teacher, you shouldn’t ask "why?” “Asking a student why they have or haven’t done something is an extremely confrontational and threatening way of approaching and almost always results in more conflict,” he suggests.

Second, Rob urges teachers to create a diversion: for example, redirection of attention to a demonstration or something else happening nearby, a change in activity, or a story or joke. “Any off-topic question should do the job or, if you’re more adventurous, you could change your behavior and do something they aren’t expecting."

#7

Fail

Final score:

176points

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Clara Knaub 4 years ago

Oops! 😂

59points

#8

This Professor, Who Sent A Rude Email Because He Thought Everyone Skipped His Class. It Was An Online Class

Final score:

161points

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David Cooper 4 years ago

He's a professor, which I assume he is at a university. How does he not know that it should all be online? There's usually faculty meetings and orientation that go over these details.

80points

#9

That Time I Made Fake Snow With My Students And It Looked Like Bags Of Coke'

Final score:

161points

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Kady Maree Mcgrath 4 years ago

5 seconds later "FBI OPEN UP"

110points

Third, if a student is behaving ill, remind them of their past success. He suggests trying this by asking: “Remember how well you coped last time this happened?” or “Hey, I saw you behaving impeccably this morning. Come on, get back to your true self.”

Other strategies include offering support, staying silent, offering them space, and using your sense of humor. It’s incredible what a powerful tool humor can be in stressful situations and it can immediately lift the edge off the whole classroom.

#10

How Is Your First Day Going?

Final score:

153points

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Anne 4 years ago

I guess it could have been worse..

129points

#11

1st Of Many Teacher Fails: We Were Going To Play Hangman But Then We Realized That Was Inappropriate... So We Came Up With A New, Original Game Which We Called “Beat The Balls.” Then We Chose The Word “Grassland” And Well This Is Where We Ended Up

1st Of Many Teacher Fails: We Were Going To Play Hangman But Then We Realized That Was Inappropriate... So We Came Up With A New, Original Game Which We Called “Beat The Balls.” Then We Chose The Word “Grassland” And Well This Is Where We Ended Up

Final score:

144points

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Anne 4 years ago

Yes. Beat the balls is not a weird name at all.

207points

#12

Welp. I Killed The Class Pets Today

Final score:

138points

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Alex Newell 4 years ago

Depending on the age of the children, it can be used as a teachable moment

29points

#13

Throwback To That Awkward Moment During Student Teaching

Final score:

133points

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Debbie 4 years ago (edited)

Human anatomy is inappropriate in some places. But as far as I know, many kids have a private parts phase. Right after the " pee and poo is hilarious" phase. It is exploring, they are becoming aware of girls and boys not being built the same. And they have no shame about it but love the reactions of adults to it. Would work of famous artists be covered if they show private parts? (The answer is yes, in some places/schools). But hey, grow up. We were all born naked.

69points

#14

How's Your Day Going? If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I've Locked My Class Keys In My Room, I Could Quit My Job. No Worries, I'm Innovative And A Problem Solver. I Always Carry A Tool Kit In My Car...

How's Your Day Going? If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I've Locked My Class Keys In My Room, I Could Quit My Job. No Worries, I'm Innovative And A Problem Solver. I Always Carry A Tool Kit In My Car...

Final score:

131points

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Miss Cris 4 years ago

I'd be funny as a pupil to see you passing through ;B

64points

#15

High School Teacher Remote Teaching. Our Platform Generates Unique Classroom Codes For Each Course. For My Course, I Have To Screenshot And Send "Jizzin' To God" To All My Students

Final score:

128points

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Sherri Haight 4 years ago

It's too good.

57points

#16

Teacher Fail

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120points

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Davor Jelacic 4 years ago

I bet chapstick glues better then today's glue stick. I remember the days when duct tape actually stuck to things.

67points

#17

It's May, And We're All Here. What More Can You Ask For?!

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114points

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Ms Forty Seven 4 years ago

When the rest of the class finds Helmut... 👀

6points

Suzi Gauthier 4 years ago

Helmut is THAT kid. You forgot to give out the homework!!!

3points

Blackheart 4 years ago

A's for everyone!

1point

James Hardin 3 years ago

he is too dangerous to be kept alive!

0points

Dani R 3 years ago

Helmut definitely got his ass beat.

0points

Lexipoo 3 years ago

Helmut “liess”

0points

Leeann Morey 4 years ago

😕😏😅😂

0points

The Hufflepuff Bookworm 4 years ago

In year six, my teacher gave us all a maths worksheet, I then pointed out that she had in fact given us the sheet with the answers, I didnt realise how helpful this would have been until I had said it and the whole class just groaned "Heather!" And I was given the evil eye multiple times for the rest of the day.

0points

The Hufflepuff Bookworm 4 years ago

Btw, to Americans, year six is the British equivalent to grade five

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AJu 4 years ago

Sent

0points

Grace 4 years ago

Snitches get stitches

0points

DanieLegz 4 years ago

What a helmut!

-3points

#18

Bad Photocopying On My Behalf. The Year 6’s Found It Hilarious

Final score:

111points

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Hans 4 years ago

A*s in pocket? That is called boxer shorts!

65points

#19

Teacher Fail

Final score:

111points

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Hilary Mol 4 years ago

"Next on the reading list, Fahrenheit 451."

126points

#20

When You Get Into The Prep-Room And Feel A Storng Smell Of Lamb And Wonder Where It Comes From And Then You Find This Amazing Bloodpool Behind The Cart Where You Placed The Dissection Organs To Let Them Thaw Well, It's Alright! We Learn By Doing Mistakes. We Definitely Need To Buy New Intact Boxes To Our Lab Though

When You Get Into The Prep-Room And Feel A Storng Smell Of Lamb And Wonder Where It Comes From And Then You Find This Amazing Bloodpool Behind The Cart Where You Placed The Dissection Organs To Let Them Thaw Well, It's Alright! We Learn By Doing Mistakes. We Definitely Need To Buy New Intact Boxes To Our Lab Though

Final score:

95points

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Batwench Premium 4 years ago

That is the teachers excuse and they are sticking to it. LOL

62points

#21

My First Ever Class As A Teacher Is About To Begin, All Notes On The Laptop

Final score:

91points

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Davor Jelacic 4 years ago

Heh, mine did it 30 min before a projection on an event, it finished 2 minutes before it was time to go.

48points

#22

'from My Son's Preschool Wall ... They Are J's ... Right?'

Final score:

90points

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Stille20 4 years ago

Come on ... a j does not need a "head"

86points

#23

I'm Proud Of - Accidental Swear Word In The Findaword - Teacher Of The Year!

Final score:

78points

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Purple light 4 years ago

What swearword? I don't see s**t

184points

#24

It Was My Substitute Teacher’s First Day On The Job, And This Is What We Walk In Class To. Dry Erase Markers On A Promethean Board Isn’t It Yall

Final score:

78points

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Andrew Bridge 4 years ago

What's a promethian board?

63points

#25

When The Art Project Is A Giant Disaster

Final score:

75points

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DforDorothy 4 years ago

If this wants to be a Rorschach test, I better not tell what I see..😳

10points

#26

Poor Balloon Placement In Class Today

Final score:

73points

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Pauline Bennett 4 years ago

You could get a bang out of that!

42points

#27

When Your Anchor Charts Go Wrong

Final score:

70points

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Alex Newell 4 years ago

Did anyone notice the disturbing backwards fingernail?

139points

#28

4 Teachers. 10 Degrees. 1 Giant Mess

Final score:

66points

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CORLEONE 4 years ago

It looks like a cat to me LOL

33points

#29

Well That Didn't Go As Smoothly As Planned . My Bean Bag Refill Finally Came In After Being Back Ordered For Months And Refilling It Seemed So Simple Until This Happened

Final score:

62points

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Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Refilling bean bags is *much* harder than it appears, and those static-y SOBs are impossible to clear up too. Good luck with that.

50points

#30

Oops, Bad Spelling

Final score:

61points

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Hans 4 years ago

Wow, this censorship is just ridiculous.

113points

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#31

Happy Friday Friends! Nothing Like Starting The Weekend Off With Ripped Pants Trying To Be A Fun Teacher Doing Cartwheels With Your Kids!

Final score:

29points

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SaraFromHell 4 years ago

Haha! Oops! Good job tho..teach. When kids relate to you, they respect you. I've raised 2 stand up humans just this way. Never one issue between them. My son at 14 was caught at a party..I knew he was going to..when a kid tripped out on lsd and called the cops. The officer observed them before knocking and when he called me to get my son, said.." Your son was the only kid not pertaking in booze or drugs and was helping the young man through his bad trip." That's my boy! He's 21 now and straight edged.

18points

#32

Teacher Fail!! Got To School This Morning Ready To Finish Grading A Few More Writings, And Noticed A Delicious Smell. Then I Saw This... My Lunch (Last Night's Fajitas) Leaked All Over The Papers! Yikes!

Teacher Fail!! Got To School This Morning Ready To Finish Grading A Few More Writings, And Noticed A Delicious Smell. Then I Saw This... My Lunch (Last Night's Fajitas) Leaked All Over The Papers! Yikes!

Final score:

28points

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Malakai 4 years ago

I expected something else entirely leaked on the papers 😂

8points

#33

This Teacher Definitely Didn't Proofread

Final score:

27points

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#34

Special Needs Teachers Put This Up Today

Final score:

26points

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Sue Prewitt 4 years ago

I don't get about everyone is upset about. The Special Ed teacher put that up, she loves homies with extra chromies, her students have extra chromies. I actually think it is really cute and sweet.

20points

#35

How Is Your Monday Going? & Of Course It Had To Be My Free One!

Final score:

25points

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SaraFromHell 4 years ago

At least it was the free one says the optimist!!

5points

#36

You Gotta Own It

Final score:

25points

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Nicole Tomme 4 years ago

Too early to dismiss, too late to realize.

9points

#37

Hilariously Ironic Fail

Final score:

25points

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Princess Procrastination 4 years ago

I can write and sentence too!!

25points

#38

Teacher Mistake

Final score:

24points

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Mme de Poppadom 4 years ago

This drawing could always have been made worse: shrubs, artesian leakage, burrowing ants, etc.

15points

#39

I Love My Students, I Really Do... But Sometimes They Make Too Much Stuff

Final score:

23points

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Jack Chandra 4 years ago

Looks like pottery they made. But I really don't understand what this means.

12points