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If you are going to suffer the pain of getting tattooed, you might as well get a funny tattoo at the end. When the pain wears off, this piece of art will stay on your skin for a very long time. Good jokes can survive for ages, and funny tattoos always win in the long run. The ideas for these tattoos stem from multiple sources — some are personal, and others are more publicly known.
Funny tattoo ideas are only funny if the person getting them finds them hilarious. Sometimes, humor can come from the basics of things. The most simple funny tattoos come to reality when there is an inside joke to be told. For example, if you have lactose intolerance, a dairy product can be used in the design. Funny and creative tattoos combine personal elements into it. If it's personal, high chances are it will be funny.
Since there are a lot of humor-filled and creative tattoo ideas floating around the internet, we have compiled some of the best ones in the list below. Some are accidentally funny — others are intentional. If you found some of the cool tattoos below funny, upvote them. On the other hand, if you have a funny and cool tattoo of your own, share it through a comment below.
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#1
The Most Perfect, Wonderful Tattoo Cover-Up That Has Ever Existed
Headless Roach 2 years ago
A cover-up without covering up. On Windows it would throw an error "task failed successfully" 🙃
Fatal Immortality 2 years ago
It's a rework not a cover up that's why the previous tattoo is still visible
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Becky's Display Name 2 years ago
Kinda wish Pikachu had floofy brown hair and had painted a "happy little yellow guy"
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#2
Heeelp
Headless Roaches Mom 2 years ago
This would be a great tattoo if you have scars that you want to turn into a tat
Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
Wow so many roaches.. i want a sloth family :c
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#3
"What Kind Of Tattoo Do I Want? I Dunno, I Like Cats And Pizza..."
Raelyn’s Soliloquy 2 years ago
Do you like cats or pizza better? Whoever has that tattoo: Yes.
not your average weirdo 2 years ago
This reminds me of my dad's tattoo of a tater tot. Yes, he did it for a dare.
Diana Robison 2 years ago
Reminds me of the meme with the caption of the cat saying they just found out what lesbians eat so they've decided to be pizza 😂😂
Terra Kochy 2 years ago
I just left same comment! Glad I'm not alone in understanding this!
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Terra Kochy 2 years ago
I saw this on a meme involving lesbian humor. I believe the Facebook page was Leslie the Lesbian. The cat disguised itself as pizza because he heard his owners liked to eat.....well, not pizza.
#4
This LOTR Tattoo
Loonie Toonie 2 years ago
YAAAAAS I ALREADY HAVE A SCREEN SHOT OF THIS ONE BIT I STILL WANT IT!!!!
#5
I Have Had Multiple Ankle Surgeries. Today I Got A Tattoo To Make My Scar A Little Sillier
#6
When Asked "What Does That Mean?" He Replies, "I Don't Know, I Don't Speak Chinese." That Is Literally What It Means
funkybluegirl 2 years ago
Now, THIS should be titled "If you know, you know". That's fricking hilarious.
#7
If You Know, You Know
Isa Reyes 2 years ago
You would think but a tattoo there doesnt hurt that bad :)
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Loonie Toonie 2 years ago
I don't really get it. I know it is a "Camel Toe" but I don't get what it means...
#8
Hands Up!!
#9
Now That's A Mighty Duo
o_o 2 years ago
i forgot corona was a beer so i was imaging a sick unicorn
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#10
Funny Tattoo
#11
What Can I Say, This Was A Ridiculously Fun Pair Of Bestie Tattoos To Make!
#12
Did I Scare You?
Valerie G. 2 years ago
I'm in my seventies and have no ink, but, I would be proud to wear this one.
#13
That I Snapped In Chinatown, San Francisco
#14
Skating Capybara Smoking
#15
Such A Mood
#16
They Thought It Said "You Will Forever Be In My Heart". As An Irish Man, I Can Confirm It Actually Says "Do I Have Permission To Go To The Bathroom"
weatherwitch 2 years ago
One swift Google would have double checked this! Agam means have, there is no alternative meaning , oh dear me 🤣🤣🤣
Just-4-2day 1 year ago
Per Google: Top 2 words = Raw Blood, Middle = I have permission to go there, Bottom: to the toilet.
Load More Replies... Michelle C 2 years ago
Oh, that’s mean! I sincerely hope the wearer got a good laugh out of it, in retrospect…
Sandra O Shea 2 years ago
Just having flashbacks in school every time you needed to use the bathroom you had to raise your hand and say an bhfiul cead again dul go DTI an leithreas. Mad times 😜
Exotic Butters 2 years ago
Actually this means "can I please go to leitrim" which is a county in Ireland. That's according to my BIL, is actually from Ireland.
Dermot Druhan 2 years ago
Nope, he's pulling your leg. It literally translates as "Is there permission for me to go to the latrine". It is the standard request made to the teacher by a pupil in an Irish language primary schools when that pupil needs to go to the toilet. Someone played a cruel joke on the unfortunate person who's been tattooed.
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More Places To Improve
#18
This Pun-Knee Joke
#19
Ciao
#20
Some Loser
weatherwitch 2 years ago
I wonder how much it cost to have done compared to the freebie from the six year old? 😉🤣
#21
What Is Kirby Drinking
#22
Amazing Lettering
#23
My Buddy Jokingly Decided To Get A Henna Tattoo Of A Mustache While At The Beach
Esme Weatherwax 2 years ago
Will the henna work as sun block? If so he'll have a white moustache for a while
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reggieblack 2 years ago
thank the gods that that is henna i thought it was real for a sec there
Paul Werner 2 years ago
reminds me of the song from the movie a million ways to die in the old west!
#24
Accurate
#25
The Ultimate Starter Pack
Thomas Jones 2 years ago
Coffee and cigarettes are both known to induce peristalsis ...thus the need for TP.
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#26
Dude Sure Loves His Turtle
#27
The Simplest Lil Guy
#28
I Can Empathize With Most Of The Bad Tattoos I See. But This One Had Me At A Loss For Words
weatherwitch 2 years ago
I don't know, it's judgy AF but I feel I already know the personality type exhibited here... 😕
Lisa H 2 years ago
It is judgy, but the judgement is justified with this one. I cringed, too.
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funkybluegirl 2 years ago
I agree with the title. 100% At least most of the tattoos in this list are really well done.
#29
These Family Guy Tattoos
#30
Funny Little Summer Flash
Ranboo_Has_All_The_Gender 2 years ago
no upvotes? Here, have mine, headless roach! ❤️
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The Shiba Meme
#32
You're A Wizard Harry
#33
Any Vegans?
#34
Giant Monster Peak Revisited Stone Arch Tattoo!
Severus Snape (she/her) 2 years ago
Me at 3am scrolling BP with my door OPEN: *sigh* I want something exciting to happen. The tattoo: Hello, I'm the demon of your nightmares. In cute form.
#35
I've Seen Some Silly Tattoos Before But
Katya Davidson 2 years ago
It's a protein shaker jar so yes, whey is what they meant to spell
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#36
This Crying Face
#37
Oh Yes, Pitbull
#38
My Friend Got A Tattoo Thinking It Said “Nature” But Recently Found Out It Says “Sex”
Begone Fool 2 years ago
Kind of a just dessert when you ask for a tattoo n a language you don't know.
#39
Funny Cowboy Flower
#40
I'm Deathly Allergic To Milk And Always Thought It Was Funny That A Glass Of Milk Could Kill Me
#41
Cameleon Scientist
Mike_The_Nike (gender fluid) 2 years ago
he is currently figuring out the cure for cancer, so don’t bother him
#42
This Is Great
Regal Kitten 2 years ago
I don't think they ever managed, because ... you know... rigor mortis...
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#43
Lazy Kitten
#44
Maximum Facepalm
AbbyNormal 2 years ago
I thought it said Koop. As in C. Everett Koop, the 13th Surgeon General of the United States.
Dogcat vet (retired) 2 years ago
Maybe could make the H into a P? Not sure what to do with youself though...
#45
Spontaneous Tattoo At A Friends House Drunk At 3 In The Morning
#46
Thumbs Up
#47
Instructions
Liz Orreo trex ago go 2 years ago
30 degrees is colder than lukewarm. Or if you american below freezing
any rei 2 years ago (edited)
30 degrees Celsius is the standard on EUR washing machines for normal clothes. It's very warm.
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Now That's Intresting
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Indeed. There was another tattoo post with siblings and it's was two girls and a boys so the girls got blossom and buttercup and the brother got this one 🤣
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#49
"It's Is My Life" - Jon Bovi
#50
Who Loves An Iron So Much??
Terra Raizor 2 years ago
I know 4 people whose right hands have second degree iron burns from infancy on their ight hand. Me included lol
#51
Meet Marty, The Grilled Cheese Sandwich From My Flash!
sherry allison 2 years ago
Making my stomach a little queazy now. That's what I had for breakfast
#52
Some Terrible Anatomy
Bubbles and sparks 2 years ago
And so big!!! Well, there goes someone that will be thinking about a great cover up real soon 😁 I had a small scorpion sign on my right chest, and when I finally v left my ex, I decided to get a cover up, so to get rid of that one inch sign, I got a beautiful chest piece from shoulder to shoulder, all color and I can't imagine living without it anymore 😍
#53
Yikes. Looks Like A $1000 Concept Done By A $100 Artist
Gareth Baus 2 years ago
It just looks unfinished, it probably is testing the artists ability but will probably end up significantly better than this.
#54
Dirty Words
#55
Got Drunk And Let My Drunk Homie Tattoo Me
#56
Maddi’s Favorite Ice Cream Spoon
weatherwitch 2 years ago
It is exceptionally well renditioned 😊 But why would you want a spoon? Food? Drugs? I've no idea 🤔
Samantha Lines 1 year ago
The spoon theory explains that people living with chronic illness, chronic pain, and disability have limited energy resources and also expend more energy on everyday tasks than people without illness and disability.
Load More Replies... Vyxsin (she/her) 2 years ago
And we're not going to say anything about what looks like Skeletal Woody?
#58
Only Judge Can God Me
#59
Gorfinho
#60
Really A Crocs?
#61
Tattoo Artist Gave My Spider 9 Legs
weatherwitch 2 years ago
Might be one of those spider penis legs, Google it for traumatising information 😂
Stephanie 2 years ago
I googled!!!! National Geographic Logo - Home Subscribe ScienceNot Exactly Rocket Science Male spider castrates himself and gets more stamina ByEd Yong Published June 12, 2012 To become both a lover and a fighter, the male spider Nephilengys malabarensis snaps off his penis inside his partner while they have sex. He becomes better at fending off other males who try to mate with her, because his now-lightened body can fight for longer without tiring. And while he’s playing the guardian, his detached genitals can continue pumping sperm into the female.
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#62
A Very Unfortunate Font Choice When Your Child’s Name Is “Tucker”
The Silver Hedgehog 2 years ago
Their first mistake was naming the kid Tucker. My first name is Tucker. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
#63
Funny
Severus Snape (she/her) 2 years ago
Oh now Pottah's an animagus what's next? Umbridge goes to Azkaban?
#64
Thunderbolts Throwing Kitty!
#65
Someone Loves His Food
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦 🇬🇧 2 years ago
Not so strange if he is a chef or butcher by trade. I don't hate it.
#67
Don’t Get Tattooed By A Drunk Guy With A Tattoo Gun In His Kitchen
weatherwitch 2 years ago
It's like when a pens ink goes funny and blotches everywhere. That could be redone and it would look lovely 😊
Savannah Newman 2 years ago
A quality artist could really fix that. Same tat just done better. At least they did not try to put detail in
#68
Meowwwww
#69
First Submission. From A Legit Shop
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
Why is the German flag there? Does the diamond signify something ? I'm very confused as to what this means and why someone would get a tattoo of it
Coady 2 years ago
Could mean something personal to the person that got it, not something with obvious symbolism 🤷♂️
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M O'Connell 2 years ago
I get that the background is the German flag, but what does the diamond symbolize?
RMA 2 years ago
The combination of national pride, drunkenness, stupidity and too much money in their pocket?
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A Friend Of Mine On Her 18th Birthday Got A Tattoo
Gladys Hayes Southerland 2 years ago
The rose is lovely but the writing is going to fade/blur & be unreadable in a few years
Anne 2 years ago
Funny considering this is the least terrible in a long list of awful adult decisions
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Can I Touch Your Weenus?
Niall Mac Iomera 2 years ago
See: epidermis means hair, so technically it's true.
Load More Replies... TheBadHalfofHel 2 years ago
Is it just me or is there a little face on the elbow? Looks kind of like a .... a ..... Simpson character.
#72
Croissant
le_smol_froge 2 years ago
so I went to the store that sells croissants CWASSON
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#73
Forever Alone
ima cat v2 2 years ago
If you don't get the reference this was a popular rage-face back in 2009-2012 called "Forever Alone" and it was commonly used in rage comics. You can search google for an example of a rage comic.
#74
Sonogram Tattoo By A Local Independent “Tattoo Artist”
Markus He/It/E/Cloud/Ti 2 years ago
I mean I've seen sonograms. This tattoo isn't a bad depiction
Terra Raizor 2 years ago
Baby portraits are so hard and rarely done well enough that it doesn't look evil
Ugh_What_Now 2 years ago
Yeah... that looks just like a sonogram picture. Are people expecting it to look like a birthed child?
#75
I Don’t Know How To Tell My Friend This Is The Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen
Esme Weatherwax 2 years ago
Tell your friend in the same way you'd want them to tell you Try OMG WTF is that
#76
I Told Him Not To Do It, My Friend Got A Centipede Tattoo On The Face
foryouwhynot IB 2 years ago
…I’m sure some fun loving relative will remember to have him shaven for his funeral ;)
Load More Replies... fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
Great execution, cool tattoo, but why would you put it on your face?
Ches Yamada 2 years ago
And he'll wonder why he's not getting smooches... unless his partner loves bugs ain't gonna happen O.o
Terra Raizor 2 years ago
Imagine hiding that for years and surprising your partner with a shave!
#77
Ting Baby From The Future
Esme Weatherwax 2 years ago
I've heard people choosing baby names before having kids but this is some extreme planning
#78
Tiger Tattoo
#79
Baby Wolf
#80
Saw This Bad Boy On Tinder Today
Ranboo_Has_All_The_Gender 2 years ago
it "pans" you? Geddit? You're pan? Lol I'll show myself out.
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Daniel-Teodor Circa 2 years ago
Is Ti your second person pronoun because it means you. (If so sorry for using you instead of ti).
Load More Replies... Maltaros 2 years ago
Vault Boy from the Fallout games by Bethesda Software.
Load More Replies... Aaron Pierce 2 years ago
This is a tattoo that withstood a nuclear blast head on and kept going. At least it looks like it did.
#81
Nailed It
Gladys Hayes Southerland 2 years ago
Don't lie. The shadows make the little one look weird. Also the older one's face is off center
#82
And When You Get This... Whatever This Is
Wisteria Lacoss-Arnold 2 years ago
It's a one line sketch. I never been into them personally but some people are. It's done by making an entire drawing without lifting your pencil off the paper.
Wisteria Lacoss-Arnold 2 years ago
Having attempted them in the past I can tell you that they're actually quite difficult to do well. So while this one isn't very good it's still a an achievement that it doesn't just look like a scribble ball.
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Favourite Rum
#84
A Work Colleague Got Drunk At A Friends House On NYE And Decided To Let Him Give Him A Tattoo
#85
This Is Supposed To Be A Fictional Purple M&M, The Numbers Have No Significance To The Person In Question Either
Crybabyartist 2 years ago
I'm totally on board with a purple M&M. There are the primary yellow, red and blue, you have orange that's the red and yellow, you have the green which is yellow and blue, and then there's a brown??? WHY!!?? I want a damn purple M&M!.
#86
Got Drunk With A Mate Last Night And Thought "This Be Fun" Yes These Are Real Tattoos
Mike Morton 2 years ago
That's what happens when tattoo ink isn't wiped away properly :)
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Mickeynsync 2 years ago
If you're asking do your feet gain weight when you do! The answer is yes, feet and hands get fat too
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Them: A Tattoo Can’t Give You PTSD, Me An Intellectual:
David Houde 2 years ago (edited)
I highly recommend that nobody ever search for this. You will regret the decision to watch it.
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Quitethedilemma 2 years ago
Best be readying the forget everything stick then?!
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Michelle Goubeaux 2 years ago
I had to know and so I Googled it. Thank all that is holy I asked for a summary/synopsis and not for the video
David Houde 2 years ago
The summary I read does not fully describe the horror of the video. There is no mention of the jar breaking. Nor the removal of the broken pieces. Not to mention the obvious injuries that the man suffered when it broke. Even if you have a morbid curiosity DO NOT WATCH IT! You can never un-watch it.
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foryouwhynot IB 2 years ago
Dude said hold my beer and his buddy said no so he had to set it down?
#88
My Cousins First. I'm Legit Sad
Begone Fool 2 years ago
So much pain for so little pleasure. I'm very sorry this happened to them.
Gladys Hayes Southerland 2 years ago (edited)
Again, the ink is going to fade/blur with time so the wolf face & body will be a big smudge.
#89
Moutains?
Esme Weatherwax 2 years ago
The moutons near the frowrest by the bobbling strem
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Danielle Bird 2 years ago
Love the song quote - from Prince of Egypt. Can't stand the mispelling.
Kendra Diane 2 years ago
Must be from Colorado. We seldom pronounce the "n" in "mountain" 🤷🏻♀️
MaShunnda Beard 2 years ago
I didn't know we could move moutains. Glad I know now tho thanks lol.
#90
10 Years Of Shame Later
D00FINSHMERTZ 2 years ago (edited)
Not bad in my opinion. More like early D&D artwork. Zombies do look rough so it works out. I could rock this. I'm guessing you didn't pay much for such a large tattoo. That's how I got caught 😁
Bored Trash Panda 4 weeks ago
Just needs some touch ups to make it look a little neater/fresher from the fading and it would look good. Not horrible IMO
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Lytha Hawkeye 2 years ago
This is why you have to sign a waiver stating you are not under the influence of anything and are in a sound state of mind when getting a tattoo (legally) here.
D00FINSHMERTZ 2 years ago
The worst of these were done by beginners at home. In some cases it looks like with a homemade tattoo gun. A lot of these are actually beautiful and well done. I have some far from perfect tattoos but at this point getting something clean and fine line by a true artist will mess with the overall aesthetic.
Lytha Hawkeye 2 years ago
This is why you have to sign a waiver stating you are not under the influence of anything and are in a sound state of mind when getting a tattoo (legally) here.
D00FINSHMERTZ 2 years ago
The worst of these were done by beginners at home. In some cases it looks like with a homemade tattoo gun. A lot of these are actually beautiful and well done. I have some far from perfect tattoos but at this point getting something clean and fine line by a true artist will mess with the overall aesthetic.
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