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Be honest, when was the last time you read the label on your favorite t-shirt or the most comfortable pair of jeans? Probably a while ago, right? And why bother with the clothing tags at all if there's never any funny slogans or amusing wisdom written on them but the bleak washing instructions, right?

Well, not really - these clothing labels will convince you to look again - they aren’t your usual “do not mix with colors” or “do not boil me in water over 60 degrees, thanks very much” kind of thing. Some offer serious life advice (seriously, we aren’t joking!), others are lost in translation, some are adorned with funny puns and yet others are offensive… or maybe hilarious. That’s up to your sense of humor.

If you’ve ever come across any similar funny phrases on labels, submit them to our list. If not, then let us know which one of these funny photos from our collection of clothing labels do you like the most!

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#9

You'll Do Awesome

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LindaB
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you'll do awesomeLY...unless your date is named "Awesome" and you do her.

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#10

Zipper Warning Label

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AndreeaHausi
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not quite so funny, it's intended for stupid people who could think of opening a lawsuit to the producer of the garment/ zipper because they hurt their...

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#16

Wash This When Dirty

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LukaThalius
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or wear it again. It's got another day or so left before it becomes an issue to co-workers.

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#33

Not For Use As Pants

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DanLesnick
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course a Woot! t-shirt would have something silly in the tag. =)

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#35

Elephant

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BarbaraConover
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once bought some polarfleece fabric for robes with a pokarbear pattern, and was acvosted by a child who demanded "were any polar bears hurt in the manufacture of this cloth?!"

#36

Moods Of Norway

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#38

Puma

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#39

40% Glue

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Sophie Whitbread
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can tell that TAG’s 40% glue, I don’t know about the clothing though...

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#40

Minecraft Creeper Tshirt

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#41

George W. Bush

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#43

Checked Personally

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#46

Simple Instructions...

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#47

You Too, Sweater

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#49

Everyone Will Be Happy.

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#50

... Or Buy A New One.

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#51

Cuddly Cardi Jane Davenport Australia

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Jane Davenport Cardigras

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#53

:)

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#54

The Cheeky Vengeance University

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#56

You Too, Sweater

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