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If there’s something in this world that we still have the power to control, it must be reviews. These short sentences of practical wisdom shared with fellow customers, shoppers, or diners can totally make it or break it for brands, services, and products.

Think of the last time you went on Amazon to get your mom a fancy aroma diffuser. If you are a stranger in the land of aroma diffusers, and most of us are, you totally rely on that one or two scribbles of feedback left by someone who probably doesn’t remember ever writing it.

And while some reviews are indeed helpful and others plain odd, others are splendidly hilarious. Like, verging on the border of being their own kind of comedic gold.

But thanks to the subreddit r/amazonreviews, which has been collecting the “the funniest damned product reviews on Amazon” since 2012, we've got quite an archive to feast on. From weirdly specific to plain specific, from painfully funny to mildly funny, there’s everything for every single taste in the reviews department. Psst! Part 1 of the same 5-star hilarity waits here.

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Hilarious!

Hilarious!

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A Cute Amazon Review I Revisit Just For A Smile. An 88 Year Old Woman And Her 92 Year Old Husband Attend A Halloween Party. Btw They Liked The Bee Costume

A Cute Amazon Review I Revisit Just For A Smile. An 88 Year Old Woman And Her 92 Year Old Husband Attend A Halloween Party. Btw They Liked The Bee Costume

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#3

Turning A Bad Situation Into A Good Review?

Turning A Bad Situation Into A Good Review?

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To find out more about the community dedicated entirely to the funniest, most genuine, and utterly absurd Amazon reviews, Bored Panda reached out to the moderator u/Pzreich of the subreddit r/AmazonReviews.

Even though the subreddit was created 8 years ago, it didn’t really get a lot of people coming until 2015. Today, the community gets about 90 to 150 posts a month, but the daily amount of submissions varies quite a bit, the mod explained.

When asked about what u/Pzreich defines as a good Amazon review, he said that it’s one which “shares the delightful oddities people possess and share. I personally prefer those where you can really see the person’s thoughts and personality and stories shine through.” This review would be an example of it.

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#4

Just Saw This Today On A Teeth Whitening System

Just Saw This Today On A Teeth Whitening System

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#5

Candles Are For Men Too!

Candles Are For Men Too!

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#6

Ok, I’m Sold!

Ok, I’m Sold!

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Meanwhile, a bad review is “generally anything repetitive,” the moderator explained and added that “we’ve had to close quite a few posts that were Amazon users answering questions in a way that didn’t make sense. Turns out, “it was found that they received these in their email and it wasn’t them intentionally answering the question.”

"This can still lead to funny occurrences, but generally it’s not the most interesting to look at, no shame at all to our wonderful members who share them," said u/Pzreich and gave this review as an example.

On the other hand, a fan-favorite funny review is usually one that “doesn’t have to be super long, but it usually falls into the same standards as the good ones,” u/Pzreich said. According to him, simplicity and comedic appeal combined make a perfect Amazon review that entertains people. And this particular one may have it all, according to the moderator.

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“I enjoy moderating this subreddit because Amazon reviews are really the gift that keeps on giving since it really is a great medium for capturing a neat essence of human nature,” u/Pzreich concluded.

#7

Found Last Night When Shopping For A LED Collar For Dog

Found Last Night When Shopping For A LED Collar For Dog

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#8

Definitely Works Well

Definitely Works Well

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#9

50 Lb Pound Of Play Sand Is Heavy And Makes For Great Revenge!

50 Lb Pound Of Play Sand Is Heavy And Makes For Great Revenge!

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#10

That Cuts Deep

That Cuts Deep

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#11

This Review For A Mattress Protector

This Review For A Mattress Protector

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#12

At Least It’s Keto Friendly...

At Least It’s Keto Friendly...

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#13

Man Has Existential Crisis Over Gaffers Tape

Man Has Existential Crisis Over Gaffers Tape

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#14

55 Gallons Of Lubricant

55 Gallons Of Lubricant

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#15

Graphing Calculator

Graphing Calculator

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#16

On A Review For Down Pillows... Thanks For The Clarification

On A Review For Down Pillows... Thanks For The Clarification

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#17

I Was Searching For Transparent Sewing Thread

I Was Searching For Transparent Sewing Thread

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#18

Can You Replace The Spray

Can You Replace The Spray

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#19

No King Lives Forever

No King Lives Forever

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#20

This Made Me Very Happy

This Made Me Very Happy

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#21

It’s A Trap!

It’s A Trap!

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#22

Not Entirely Sure This Is For Real

Not Entirely Sure This Is For Real

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#23

A Shining Dog Probiotic Review

A Shining Dog Probiotic Review

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#24

Rip Bob, The Little Roomba That Couldn't

Rip Bob, The Little Roomba That Couldn't

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#25

Worked As Advertised

Worked As Advertised

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#26

“World’s Worst Mom”

“World’s Worst Mom”

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#27

“It’s Lube, Not Much More To Say”

“It’s Lube, Not Much More To Say”

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#28

As Soon As I Started Looking For Googly Eyes, I Knew The Reviews Would End Up Here

As Soon As I Started Looking For Googly Eyes, I Knew The Reviews Would End Up Here

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#29

I Love When Reviewers Post Photos

I Love When Reviewers Post Photos

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#30

Review For A Sprinkler

Review For A Sprinkler

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#31

Found This Gem While Buying Ant Poison

Found This Gem While Buying Ant Poison

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#32

Dammit Chapman

Dammit Chapman

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#33

A Review For Spoons

A Review For Spoons

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#34

Humbling But In A Life Changing Way

Humbling But In A Life Changing Way

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#35

Herb Garden Is Seriously Nice Stuff

Herb Garden Is Seriously Nice Stuff

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#36

A Rock Solid Buttocks

A Rock Solid Buttocks

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#37

"I Should Have Picked A Different Color"

"I Should Have Picked A Different Color"

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#38

You Should

You Should

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#39

I Hope Bernard Gets His Act Together

I Hope Bernard Gets His Act Together

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#40

Much More Comfortable With My Purchase Now

Much More Comfortable With My Purchase Now

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#41

So Like, Where Are The Wolves?

So Like, Where Are The Wolves?

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#42

He Ordered A Terabyte Ssd... And Got Wood

He Ordered A Terabyte Ssd... And Got Wood

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#43

In The Reviews For A Weighted Blanket

In The Reviews For A Weighted Blanket

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#44

A Fair Question

A Fair Question

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#45

Woman Hides Laptop In Oven, Rates 5 Stars For Surving The Heat!

Woman Hides Laptop In Oven, Rates 5 Stars For Surving The Heat!

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#46

Perhaps Rethink Shipping?

Perhaps Rethink Shipping?

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#47

Cannot Stop Laughing

Cannot Stop Laughing

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#48

This Gave Me A Good Laugh

This Gave Me A Good Laugh

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#49

Hehe

Hehe

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#50

Ordered Hair Clips And Found This

Ordered Hair Clips And Found This

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#51

This Is One Unsatisfied Customer!

This Is One Unsatisfied Customer!

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#52

Short And Sweet. I Ordered It

Short And Sweet. I Ordered It

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#53

Be Gone, She Devil!

Be Gone, She Devil!

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#54

Anchors Away Matey!

Anchors Away Matey!

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#55

Moderation Is Key

Moderation Is Key

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#56

A Self Tanner That Gets The Job Done

A Self Tanner That Gets The Job Done

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#57

I Spit Out My Tea While Shopping For Women’s Underwear

I Spit Out My Tea While Shopping For Women’s Underwear

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#58

Looking Into Buying A Bidet

Looking Into Buying A Bidet

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#59

Review On Fake Teeth

Review On Fake Teeth

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#60

World's Best Sponges

World's Best Sponges

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#61

A Review Of Shorts

A Review Of Shorts

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#62

"Thumb" Up!

"Thumb" Up!

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#63

On A Sweet And Spicy Mustard

On A Sweet And Spicy Mustard

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#64

The Earplugs Work

The Earplugs Work

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#65

I Mean... They're Not Wrong

I Mean... They're Not Wrong

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#66

Was Just Looking For The Perfect Wednesday Addams Dress And Came Across This Gem

Was Just Looking For The Perfect Wednesday Addams Dress And Came Across This Gem

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#67

I Had Such A Crappy Week That I’m Trying To See The Bright Side Of It

I Had Such A Crappy Week That I’m Trying To See The Bright Side Of It

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#68

Review For Fiber Pills

Review For Fiber Pills

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#69

Finally Found One In The Wild

Finally Found One In The Wild

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#70

A Review For Natural Deodorant

A Review For Natural Deodorant

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#71

Poor Guy

Poor Guy

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#72

That's Wassup Amanda

That's Wassup Amanda

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#73

Time To Get A Divorce Caw Caw

Time To Get A Divorce Caw Caw

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#74

642 People Think This Is How Tvs Are Measured

642 People Think This Is How Tvs Are Measured

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#75

Phone Charger From Hell

Phone Charger From Hell

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#76

Right Round

Right Round

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#77

I Just Wanted To Know If Meow Mix Was Good For My Cat

I Just Wanted To Know If Meow Mix Was Good For My Cat

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#78

Skincare Product: Asking The Right Questions

Skincare Product: Asking The Right Questions

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#79

This Review Made Me Crack Up The Entire Day

This Review Made Me Crack Up The Entire Day

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#80

This Isn't The T-Shirt I Ordered

This Isn't The T-Shirt I Ordered

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#81

Daily Activities...

Daily Activities...

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#82

I Laughed When I Saw This

I Laughed When I Saw This

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#83

Senior Woman Asthma Wall Decal

Senior Woman Asthma Wall Decal

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#84

It Be Like That

It Be Like That

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#85

Yup He's A Prick

Yup He's A Prick

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#86

Which Is It?

Which Is It?

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#87

The Snark Is Strong With This One!

The Snark Is Strong With This One!

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#88

Pre-Owned Wii Reviews

Pre-Owned Wii Reviews

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#89

One Is Just Upside Down

One Is Just Upside Down

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