Could be true for a secret underground ninja school. You never know;)

Thats a good selling tactic

That's probably why its 50% off

Trying to avoid a lawsuit. You know someone would try to get some quick cash by claiming ignorance. It's the "hot coffee" syndrome.

Yes! I hate that everything else is closed on Blartsday and Solusday.

Raising a baby can be tuff

hahahahaha

it's JOHN CENA

D**k smith

Not cool ken barbie is right there —.—

It's Wal-Mart. Not surprised.

well someone had a brainfart

Interesting placement. Might actually discourage some.. I can imagine the Halls would be that much fun. Yes I put way too much thought into it

Sarcastic prank by some jerk

Incredible gen-tech...

Grapes are a fruit ... fruit goes in salad... its basically a salad, which is what is for dinner.

The exedrin is for the woman who is going to fake a headache... ;)

Actually makes sense to me, I often add a lemon to fresh orange juice if the oranges are to sweet.

*gladiator theme song* ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

*Losing

You can buy them per liter now?

Wait....this means... baby oil isn't made of babies???

Take the poor door to a psychologist already.

first managing diabetes class right in the store...stay strong don't take that cake!

University edition.

HAHAHA wtf!?

... and then the murders began. Everyone feared a chance encounter with ... (shudder), the Banana Bayonette Killer.

If only I had known when mine was little.

Guess we're too late.

Yup, no one will join you for dinner for sure

At my target they actually put fake pretzels on display like that and cook you fresh ones, maybe that's the case

Lol I say it's a little too late..

It also looks like someone gave up on their five hour energy and decided to just mainline kit kats

Omg dwl

well... it's seedless... that's close enough

It sounds like BANG!

hahahah yes, that's just getting straight to the point.

Yes correct again, it says berry not berrys —.—

It's rather spoil dads Father's Day.

On some planets they are blue berries or very sad Strawbwrries.

New concept, instead of junk is c**p food

Always wondered how it would taste

Thats the breakfast of champions

It's because of the teen pregnancies these days

its on sale too

Sex/candy shop

This is why you don't sneak in that 11th item!

It's "juicy" alright!XD

Is it really "RASH" at the end?

Well, they're not wrong

These are actually Concholepas shellfish, here in Chile they are called "locos" which also means "mad/insane men", so Fresh Idiots would make sense.

Better than expired herpes!

Let me speak to you (blanking) manager!

What? I do that all the time :)

Yes yes, be fit and eat mini donuts not the normal donuts duhhh!!!!

Pretty sure that's Dutch ... Pretty sure that's not how apples work lol

Am I the only one who thought of "Assassin's Cream"?

Maybe they're learning forensic science?XD

Not to set off the local minion community