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Max Garcia is the artist behind Sunny Street, a series of comics that are sometimes a little darker than they sound. The New York-based creator, writer and illustrator uses a random assortment of characters - some of them familiar, such as Batman, and some of them not, such as, well, water-skiing earthworms - to express his sometimes weird, sometimes dark, but always funny sense of humor. His work features in the comic section of the New York Daily News and you can also find him on Facebook. Which one do you like the most? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!
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Carolina Ren 8 years ago
You know that moment when everyone gets the joke but you? (PS I got it....after a while)
Maureen Kunz Salino 8 years ago
Please. Send answers to some comics going crazy Eu & mouse & rainbow 🌈 with cap & sunglasses
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M. M 8 years ago
I swear, man. Someone has a vendetta against you -- down voting all your comments
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Paris Liau 8 years ago
wait i don't OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MYY GOODDDDDDDD
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Stille20 8 years ago
Ha ha, what is this, the 1950s? Old ball and chain trapped me into marriage.
Master Markus 8 years ago
Glad to see someone else thinking that! What an old joke! Even Rodney Dangerfield spiced it up a bit!
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Kelly Haas 8 years ago
Hilarious to see a man who thinks marriage is a trap, when men are the ones who actually benefit the most from marriage (eyeroll emoji)
Mysterion93 8 years ago
If you think the ring is a trap... Then either don't ask or don't say yes...? No one cares any more if you don't marry, you shouldn't be marrying if that's how you feel about it lol
blugeagua 8 years ago
Definitely the man trapping the woman (assuming we're talking about heterosexual relationships) since men are usually the ones to propose.
jetmastergames 8 years ago
Actually, nowadays it's about 50/50 for proposals.
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Jenni Ester 8 years ago
I could use a really nice ring, but not a wedding ring. That little box can't close on me. :)
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John L 8 years ago
This reminds me of the saying that "The chicken was involved, but the cow was committed".
Katie Jamberri Nails 8 years ago
Both are gross, but not quite equal. Eggs are infertilized chicken periods, but burgers are parts of dead bodies.
jetmastergames 8 years ago
And we evolved surviving on all both of them. If we didn't eat them, Homo Erectus (us) would have been replaced with Neanderthal man.
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jasmine chilton 8 years ago
AHAHA!! they put the thing on the gun to make it silent! BRILLIANT!
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Jody Wentworth 8 years ago
Not to be that guy(or girl, in my case) but humans and dinosaurs didn't exist at the same time. Dinosaurs died out far before humans came along.
fubukifangirl 8 years ago
Dinosaurs didn't wear clothes or keep sabertooth tigers as pets either.
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Yugan Talovich 8 years ago
I sleep on a wooden pillow, and dream of pillow fights.... Conquerer!!
Zori the degu 8 years ago
Oh, damn, one of them was left brainless, another was left toothless...
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Pansexual fnaf weeb 4 years ago
Well she could be ace! They are valid, and not everyone has a perfect person for them
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AnikatheUnicorn 8 years ago
Medusa's EYES turn people to stone, not her hair
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olivia martinez 8 years ago
But the snakes are attached to her head you'll have to cut them off
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Yugan Talovich 8 years ago
When I was a kid, the dentist always gave us lollypops if we were good: See you again!
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Raspberry Sandwich 3 years ago
For flies, or human children, cause that's called DuckTape
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PARANOIDANDROID 8 years ago
u might wanna leave them there for a little while
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CelSlade 8 years ago
In the Grimm story it's really, well, grim. A king finds her and 'spends some time appreciating her beauty'. She gives birth to twins, while she is still in a coma. Birds and miscellaneous animals raise the babies. She wakes up to find out she is the mother of a couple of toddlers. Later the king comes back to fetch her and the kids. His (barren) queen is less than impressed and instructs her cook too make twin toddler pie which she then serves to the king. She joyfully tells him (a la Arya) that she has just fed him his heirs. He kills her and goes to kill the cook, but the cook tells him he couldn't kill the kiddies and had hidden them safely instead. So the king and his sexual assault kidnap victim live... something... ever after. The End.
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Ivana 8 years ago
Empty freaking theater, and the tallest person in the world will still find me and sit in front of me.
Tim Douglass 8 years ago
Went to a movie with a friend who's about 7'. I headed for my normal spot near the front and center and he says "not a good idea". Took me a minute to understand.
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TheRubyFalcon 8 years ago
See, he was like "Dang it, can't get a good one!" when he made the Oort Cloud.
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Handsome Otter 8 years ago
Fossil fuels and he's a dinosaur and became a fossil.
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Meowton Mewsk 8 years ago
The animal is called a bison. It sounds like, "bye, son."
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Intensive Panda 8 years ago
don't know why, but Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics came into my mind "somebody wants to use you, somebody wants to be used by you"
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carey song 8 years ago
The bandages at around the outline of his face that was chewed
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M. M 8 years ago
Cupid's got terrible aim ... imagine all the couples out there not meant to be
Katie Jamberri Nails 8 years ago
I don't think he aiming for the bullseye.
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thebridget 8 years ago
My dad always made fun of those signs when I was a kid, "I feel bad for this neighborhood. All the kids here are slow."
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Emmanuel Christian 8 years ago
yeah ... the oscar figurine should be there ... just so it's clear
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Full Name 8 years ago
I hate to be that guy, but the sponge can't compress water. There would still be all of the water in the bowl, plus the sponge.
M. M 8 years ago
But it's a SUPER sponge. Anything is possible when you add "super".
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Jade Lynn 8 years ago
I don't mind when my boyfriend says this because he nuzzles and kisses my tummy and it tickles
Beatz Girl (Erica) 8 years ago
What about when he drops a hot cup of coffee in your eyes?
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Bethany 8 years ago
She spilled her coffee in his eyes because he said her stomach was soft
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Markus McCloud 8 years ago
Meanwhile, the Hipster Witch is riding on a mop because brooms are too mainstream.
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Markus McCloud 8 years ago
Don't worry; the cactus of your dreams should show up any minute now.
M O'Connell 8 years ago
It's hard to tell without the tail, but I would have said porcupine.
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Paris Liau 8 years ago
yeah i bet that if my class were on an island i would be the first to die
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Lol I’m Good 5 years ago
Bubble’s gum. He left for the tank one day. Then he was drowned by a sponge. Poor bubbles
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Iva Sušická 8 years ago
There is one short story from czech autor Kulhánek, that is called "United in God" (Spojeni v Bohu) and it starts with event like this, when USA soldiers shoot archangel Gabriel from the sky... Then God came to Earth and lived among people, trying to be neutral to all...
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Markus McCloud 8 years ago
I guess mu puns are getting kind of BORON, aren't they? I mean, LEAD's be honest, my jokes TIN to be in-SULFUR-able. Can you really blame me , though? All the good elemental jokes ARGON.
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Lol I’m Good 5 years ago
Seriously? It’s just a reference to the bald eagle. 🙄
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coffee zombie 8 years ago
When Thor's hammer is suspended like that, then I can swing it and lift it and posses his power?
Farah Abdullah 8 years ago
What if Thor took a day off and an emergency happened? Oh nooo. What if? WHAT IF????
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carey song 8 years ago
Like the game at the fair where you squirt water into a hole with a water gun to get the balloon at the top to pop
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Jenni Ester 8 years ago
This is terrible even though it's just an egg, but the concept is it's grueling.
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Oliver Gloxin 8 years ago
That's a Gary Larson copy. Something like "Buster prepares to make his move". And then Buster, the dog uses a dog breath spray on his mouth.
Full Name 8 years ago
I think it's different enough to be okay because it's not about bad breath. I get what you're saying though.
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Lol I’m Good 5 years ago
Oh... looked at fish bowl. Followed the seesaw. Saw the spinning fan. 🤢🤮
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Oliver Gloxin 8 years ago
And all the rest trying to keep a straight face. Reminds me of Gary Larson!
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Becca The Bear 8 years ago
Isn't it spelt liquorice, or is that just England?
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I actually like the black licorice. jelly bean or real lickorioche.
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Yugan Talovich 8 years ago
Talk Like a Pirate day is coming soon! September 19! Aaargh, matey!
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tetriskull64 4 years ago
godzilla is a girl. after all, how could a male have a son? we never see another zilla besides the son.
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Riley O'Mara 8 years ago
I agree. But female genital mutation is just as bad too. ☹️
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MADELEINE KIMBALL 6 years ago (edited)
well, actually the spines are soft like hair when they are young, which (thankfully) keeps this from happening! XD great comic
Lauraine Zhou 4 years ago
that's a nice piece of info, thanks!(not being sarcastic)
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Lol I’m Good 5 years ago
The mean ones don’t have hot heads. Your joke doesn’t really work.
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Full Name 8 years ago
Also it's the fork-like sceptre thingy that Poseidon carries underwater.
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Here to Troll 8 years ago
These would be really good if you got rid of the 90% of them that were ripped off from other artists and old jokes.
Here to Troll 8 years ago
These would be really good if you got rid of the 90% of them that were ripped off from other artists and old jokes.
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