Finally an appropriate couple!

where is the pickle rick??

Morbid, but hilarious anyway

ouch!

Never? More like "not now, thanks".

No need for a DNA test on this one. :D

his dog doesn't mind. When an animal is better than humans

THE MINI DONUT I CAN'T

This reminds me of the saying that "The chicken was involved, but the cow was committed".

Man, if that doesn't keep them away, nothing will. ;D

Dad...? :) ❤

damn, Alfred talking s**t

stuff it!

poor giraffe :(

he went to find his old crime gang Alt, Tab and Shifty

hard to not be agree with that

breakfast?

So this is where the saying about "sticks and stones" came from, eh? :D

She's waiting for the right salad to come along. ;D

carefull to don't get a splinter

True! Finally confirmed!

Why hasn't he turned to stone

Who says you can't accomplish two things at once? lol

that poor vulture :(

Evil scheme ;D

I need one of those!

Yep, that's one horny crab. ;D

at least she woke

Lightly toasted please

Empty freaking theater, and the tallest person in the world will still find me and sit in front of me.

Elmo knows

sour!

Ohhhhhh

Fun!

just great!

old joke but classic

this needs more upvotes

don't know why, but Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics came into my mind "somebody wants to use you, somebody wants to be used by you"

At least he tried???

Uh Oh...

This is great

"I Mite just do that"

yup..still can jump

how are you holding that pizza

Cupid's got terrible aim ... imagine all the couples out there not meant to be

"watt" this guy is a genius.

upvote for a worm in a life jacket

No matter how much the 'snooze button' has been improved, I can't begin to count the times I wish I had a club instead. :D

Upvote for every person reading in 2020-2030!

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My mother used to say we kids looked like turtles with our heavy bags on our back and bad postures.

He should have borrowed Marceline's hat and gloves.

Yeah, Joey, figure it out. :-)

???

He he ;)

poor elephants

coma / vegetable state

took me a minute

she's unplug so it's ok. it's not wireless