This is called a "tantoo" lol

That's impressive lol

She literally has red/strawberry blonde hair and super light. How can you not use sunscreen. I have that skintype and hair and I would literally burn to a crisp

Same with me, from cycling in short sleeves.

Hand bikini!!

That's one hell of a watch tan, I thought mine was spectacular.

He looks like Wille in Young Royals.

I’d like to cut your toe nails

Peace brother.

During a trip to Dominican Republic my wife got cornrows for the first time and she is really pale white european. She always put a lot of sunscreen. Her scalp swollen between the cornrows and on the forehead, she looked like an alien or a Buffy vapire slayer vilain for the last days of the trip.

That's 2nd degree bordering on 3rd degree, you need a hospital

I learned the hard way that sunblock expiration dates are real. At a waterpark. In the summer. In Arizona. Now the leftovers go on the trash and new is bought every year!

Use a spray. This way you can a) reach a lot of your back yourself and b) someone else helping you is not awkward.

Left is the colour of my skin. That or lobster red, there is no in between, I use a high level of suncreen and yet...

The moon and the sun

I’m originally from the UK and the arm on the left has to be one of the palest arms I’ve seen. 😳

LOL I don't think "tan" applies to the one on the left. My arms never get that pale but my legs are similarly blinding white. I feel like I need to apologize to people for blinding them when I first break out my shorts in the Spring. :) My brother is strawberry blond and pale with freckles, and one time when he was traveling abroad in Italy he got asked if he was an albino. Ha!

I literally thought the left was a mannequin arm before reading the caption.

I thought it was a joke and that one was a mannequin

This could be a photograph of my brother and me. One summer, I was showing off my tan, and I did indeed have a tan. There was a distinct colour difference between the pale blue of my skin under my watch, and the white on my forearm. My brother put his arm next to me. There area under his watch was darker than the darkest part of my arm. (Yup, same parents. Ain't genes wonderful.)

"The Difference Between My Non-Tan And My Brother's Tan" --fixed it for you.

I've got something similar to this on summer- I forgot to reapply sunscreen. Some of the worst pain I have experienced. Nothing helped.

Van Lines!

Probably from biking gloves.

And the brim/peak of a hat is for what purpose? 🤦

Ouch! I can feel the pain just looking at this photo

that's not "sweat bubbles" that's blisters due to the skin burning.

😭

Young skin vs old skin.

looks more like 2nd degree burns

The price of sunscreen is a lot less than the price of skin cancer.

I love his carefree posture. Oblivious to his odd tan markings. Just concentrating on catching that big one.

Known as "Tradie socks" in Straya

Tip: can never use too much!

That's interesting, does anyone who know why? Or was it just that the shirt/cover lined up perfectly?

Uffda.

Put that stuff everywhere, re apply often too

Oh my gosh. They are a strawberry. Ouch.

We had a client where I work years ago who was working outside and took his shirt off around lunchtime one day. Several people told him he should put it back on, but he said "It will be fine. I go outside without a shirt all the time back home in New York." Buddy, you aren't in New York anymore. The next day he was wishing he had listened.

You are wearing your sunglasses wrong, if the skin around the eyes an the lids are tanned.

NASCAR: turn left... turn left... turn left...

Glorious leg hair.

Ooo - I did that exact thing on my honeymoon. Fluorescent burning legs!

She was obviously working in the garden - do you all have perfectly clean hands after that?

Every Brit on Day 1 in Mallorca

Aloe Vera! Aloe Vera! Aloe Vera!

Those are not tan lines, those are burn lines.

But what part of "going to Hawaii" does not scream "I need sunscreen" to you?