50 Times People Did Not Think Things Through And Got These Horrible Tattoos, As Shared By This Instagram Page
InterviewWhen it comes to taste and a sense of aesthetics, beauty is often in the eye of the beholder. When considering fashion trends, hairstyles, and tattoo choices, the most important thing is that the person is happy with their decisions. If you enjoy silly, goofy, and funny ink masterpieces, then don’t let anyone get in your way! Though, sometimes, the tattoo artist you paid might have messed things up. Just a tiny bit.
The ‘Sucky Tattoos’ Instagram page celebrates this hilarity and bizarreness by showcasing some of the most fun and odd tattoos to ever be shared on the internet. The founder of the page states that “sucky tattoos are the best tattoos.”
Some of these tats are brilliant works of comedy that people intentionally got. Others, however, are proof that not all artists are as skilled as they claim to be. While still other designs are so bad that they loop around and start looking kind of good again. Check out some of the best pics, as shared by ‘Sucky Tattoos,’ below, and upvote the ones that made you laugh or that you’d actually consider getting.
Bored Panda reached out to the founder of the 'Sucky Tattoos' page, and they were happy to tell us all about the awesome project. "I never really 'made it' as a tattooer but tattooing is and has been my life," they said.
Meanwhile, we also got in touch with David McKinlay, the friendly founder of the Archangel 1608 Tattoo Studio in Glasgow, for his advice on spotting a high-quality artist. Read on for both of our interviews!
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Yes, why can we ask. The title is even that it is the perfect tattoo! Not bad in any way.
Load More Replies...The founder of the 'Sucky Tattoos' project told Bored Panda that they joined Instagram around 2015. "I thought I could never compete with the rockstar tattooers dominating the platform. Nobody would care about mine. I noticed a lot of amateur tattooers or scratchers would try to pull off something beyond their talent 'for the ‘gram' and totally butcher it, I became obsessed with spotting these terrible mistakes in the wild. I had to post them to see if anybody else enjoyed them as much as I did. They were so bad that they were good and I wanted to have an open discussion to prove I wasn’t crazy," they opened up about the roots and inspiration behind their account.
As it so happened, quite a few people around the world find 'sucky tattoos' just as intriguing as the founder of the page does. "I absolutely owe everything to my community because the comment section brings me absolute joy every day. People are really funny, way funnier and more interesting than I could ever be. I love what my page has become and I plan to continue the legacy for as long as possible."
Like my new tat? It's a duck with an underbite who ate one too many spicy burritos :D
i would not have known what it was supposed to be without the illustration, but i do not see the farting duck, even with the helper image
Yeah, I’m sorry - that’s pretty much exactly what I saw. Remarkably close, actually. I was like “what’s that duck doing? Yoga?”
*scrolling down* "what is this? *Doesn't matter. I don't know Spanish anyway* *wait, it isn't?
Hah hah, I thought the same thing at first, but I know Spanish.
Load More Replies...I laughed way too much at Kitty's interpretation. Perfection in absurdity. I love it.
We found it very interesting to hear about when the page really started taking off. "The moment I realized I created something really special was when I posted the 'Sucky Panther' tattoo, which was a terrible-but-amazing panther tattoo that went absolutely viral and accidentally started a trend amongst tattooers mashing up the sucky panther with pop icons or characters," they told Bored Panda.
"The tattoo was already floating around the Internet way before I posted it but I helped propel it after giving it a name. It’s been mashed up and tattooed so many times now that I decided to dedicate a separate page, @suckypanther, to honor these tattoos and a weekly roundup in the hashtag #suckypanthersundays." They're definitely worth a look if you'd love a laugh (or ten). Trust us, you won't be able to look at panthers the same way ever again!
Bored Panda was interested to get the page founder's opinion on the red flags that probably mean someone lacks the skill and experience to do tattoos properly. "Home tattooers or 'kitchen magicians' used to be a big red flag for me, but today I think it’s more common than not that tattooers are self-taught and are now thriving and putting out good work," they shared their thoughts with us.
Every cat, especially Bouche. Please don't tell her I said that.
Load More Replies...I’m 90% sure it’s supposed to be read in this order: More love, less stress. Why would anyone want a tattoo that was meant to be read “Stress more, love less”? I feel very sad for anyone who wants more stress and less love. Incredibly sad and concerned for those (theoretical) people.
I think it's meant to be read in multiple ways, but "stress more love less" is supposed to remind the person of the consequences of stress, not advise them to stress more and love less.
Load More Replies...To much paint on that roller, sorry the dad in me can't let that go
I've seen better cover ups than just make everything black. But it works and isn't terrible.
Load More Replies...This one is clever. Probably falls into the funny category - nearly.
"There’s also a fair share of no [effs] given tattooers which you may have witnessed on my page or Tiktok and you could usually tell right away by the environment in which the tattoo is taking place, like on moving vehicles, on grandma's couch or the back room at a crowded party. I have to respect the hustle anyway. I still believe in traditional apprenticeships for a formal introduction to the trade but where there’s a will there’s a way," they said.
According to the founder of 'Sucky Tattoos,' they feel like most people regret at least one of their tattoos. "I’ve always viewed tattoos as little trinkets of memory into your past and if that experience happens to be tied to a bad memory, I’m all for getting it covered or even removed," they explained their position.
"Tattoo removal has come a long way and I actually used to be against removal based on false stigmas. Now I endorse removal clinics and I’m part of the team at @removery. Covering tattoos requires quite a bit of skill and thought process between the artist and client to pull off and when it’s done right, it’s amazing. People make mistakes all the time and luckily for some, tattoos are no longer permanent."
"Horrible" tattoos must be subjective because these are adorable. I love kitty with hat on.
That’s one way to cover up your embarrassing 90s tribal tattoos.
These aren't bad they're part of a style called ignorant tattoos I'm pretty sure
The only thing that would improve it, is if it has a QR code that was some sort of image
Bored Panda also wanted to get Glasgow tattoo artist David's thoughts on regrets, skill, and creative ideas. "The first thing to do if you’re unhappy with how your tattoo turned out, is don’t panic! There’s lots of ways your situation can be improved, "David, who runs the Archangel 1608 Tattoo Studio told us.
"First of all, contact your artist and let them know your concerns. If you’re happy to go with their advice, great, though it’s probably worth getting a second option from another tattoo studio. If you’ve lost confidence in your original artist, do research into somewhere that does a lot of cover-up or rework tattoos. If the worst comes to the worst, your tattoo can be removed, or at least significantly lightened by laser treatment," he said that there are plenty of solutions to even the biggest mistakes.
In terms of some green flags that signify that an artist is probably extremely experienced and skilled, David drew our attention to the fact that waiting lists are usually a good sign! "If an artist can take you straight away, unless they’ve had a last-minute cancellation, there’s a reason they’re not busy," he said.
And it's a deeply emotional tattoo about embracing an absent loved one. Damn whoever reinterpreted it!!
It doesn't really matter. People are going to see what they see and she isn't going to explain it to everyone who sees it walking down the street.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the recent The Daily Show episode about the new MLK jr statue.
😂 Not if he keeps acting like a git. Meanwhile I heartily approve of Hermione’s new tattoo.
Load More Replies...This looks like a cover up. I would have colored in the ring instead this.
Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!! I honestly don't think this is horrible- I think this person has a good sense of humor.
"A good artist will be willing to work with you on your tattoo design, not push you into what they want to do. A great tattoo should be a collaboration between artist and client."
We were also very curious about some of the wittiest, silliest, and most unique designs that David ever had to ink. "A friend of mine asked his children to come up with ideas for a tattoo each, to represent them on his arm. His daughter picked a beautiful ballerina, swinging on the moon. His son picked a cowboy riding a strawberry! That’s one of the strangest, and most definitely one of my favorite tattoos I’ve ever done." We honestly can't begin to explain how much we love these two ideas—they are incredibly creative, and they instantly made us smile.
not only does this not read well, but holy s**t those lines are too thick, it's gonna be unreadable in a few years.
Pretty sure I saw that dog in my younger days while on acid, doggapede we called it
The dog dragon from Neverending Story I forgot his name. Awesome
This is my absolute favourite meme but I still wouldn't get it tattooed on me.
Load More Replies...Something needs to distract from those hairy toes
Load More Replies...It DOES. I have three tattoos, and the one on my foot hurt the most.
Load More Replies...The ‘Sucky Tattoos’ social media project has a large online following. For instance, on Instagram, it boasts a whopping 802k followers which it attracted by posting more than 6k photos of tattoos over the years.
Meanwhile, the project’s account on TikTok has gotten over 393k combined likes over all of its videos. Clearly, the internet enjoys looking at photos of bad and unusual ink designs! The pics serve as a warning, as well as a way to make someone giggle and brighten their day.
There are some truly great tattoo designs and artists out there. However, it’s an impossible task to please everyone with your work. No matter how skilled you are, no matter how hard you work, there will always be someone who has something critical to say.
Even if your design is a masterwork of patience and painstaking detail, it might just not appeal to someone’s taste. Or they might think that they’d have done a better job. Trust your work, don’t listen to the haters. Originality is underrated!
Looks like a pretty good copy of the tat. I like the cartoonish seahorse. I would get that.
Reg:Oh yeah, check out the new ink! Tattooed fish:"Hey. Look what I can make it do." Reg:"Yeah.What about that one?" Tattooed fish:"Huh,You know I don't remember getting this one." Reg:"Can you make it dance?" Tattooed fish:"Here, let me try." (pardon any errors as I wrote this from memory)
The ration of oxygen to a heartbeat is represented by “O2:h”. O2 is oxygen and h is heartbeat. This cat is clever. He knew the maths!
At least it’s always exactly right twice a day. I have a Casio analogue watch that gains at least a minute a week. PITA to keep adjusting.
However, this works in reverse, too. You can’t expect everyone to like your professional designs or your new tattoo. You might love your new ink, but it’s not like you’ll force everyone in your social circle and the passers-by in the street to congratulate you.
Compliments are nice. But the most essential question that you have to ask yourself is whether you, yourself, are satisfied with what you’ve inked or gotten inked.
If the tat meets your standards—fantastic! But if it doesn’t, you need to sit down and figure out why. Is it a question of reality not meeting expectations? Perhaps it’s a question of skill? Or maybe, just maybe, after you’ve grown and matured over the years, you realize that the designs you’ve gotten don’t represent who you are anymore.
Thank you! I didn't realize till I read that.....I was thinking they'd messed up tatting lower lashes.
Load More Replies...40 years later while lying in his coffin, the family has to make a decision...
Please tell me everyone else thought he had eyelashes tattooed under his eyes until they read the comments? 😳
It took me looking at the eyeballs to realize because I didn't think tattoos were possible on eyeballs
Load More Replies...Ok... So I read all the comments and still didn't realize it's the eyeballs that are tattooed onto his eyelids. I seriously thought the eyelashes were tatted on and he has on red contacts. SMH for being that slow 🤣
thx for the laugh my mom be wondering why I'm laughing my head's off XD
Load More Replies...That's what I'm thinking. I think it's mocking what a lot of pseudo christians say.
Load More Replies...Broadly speaking, you have three choices going forward. First of all, you can embrace the silly, low-quality ink you’ve gotten as an artifact of your former life. Having a good sense of humor really helps with this. As does being able to poke fun at yourself and see the comedy in absurd situations.
The second thing that you can consider doing is finding yourself a quality professional who might be able to fix your tattoos. They might pitch you a few ideas about what they could do to solve your particular problem. Then, slowly, over time, they can turn your embarrassing ink into something you can be proud of.
Because, for one brief moment in human history, a bescarved and masked Bernie Sanders was the greatest thing in life, and while some knew "Pop-Pop Bernie" was a passing fad, this tool took it to a new level.
Load More Replies...I remember the original photo, that’s a pretty good reproduction. Not sure what the point of having it as a tattoo is, though.
Why in the world are you being downvoted for a cute little comment?
Load More Replies..."It was his head bruv" "Nah bruv, it had a hinge in it" - Four Lions
Load More Replies...As meme tattoos go, this is the best. If I HAD to take one, this would be the subject.
When you're twisting your phone around to try and figure out what body part this is.... And still don't know
The final approach you might want to consider is having a fresh start. If you have the money to spare, you can pay a specialist to remove your tattoos. It’ll take a while and your wallet might end up being considerably lighter. In the end, what you do really depends on who you are as a person and what your relationship with your ink is. Some people want a blank slate. Others want a reminder of their past, no matter how silly or sucky it might be.
As we’ve covered on Bored Panda very recently, good communication with your tattoo artist can save you a world of trouble down the line. If you don’t like the design they’ve sketched out, tell them! A moment of honesty can save you a lifetime of regret. Don’t just nod along and be polite because you’re expected to.
I'm going to go with the person on the right. Holy S**t seems pretty appropriate.
One credential you should ask for in your tattoo artist...Did you graduate from the fourth grade?
Well, afaik pimps and sex traffickers often tattoo/brand their names or words like that on the people they exploit (to show they "own" them), so they probably struggled to get a tattoo artist worth their salt to do it.
I'm afraid you are right, branding seems to be a big problem with sex traffic victims.
Load More Replies...Did her five year old draw that? Took a few seconds to work out it says LOYALTY.
I hope she ended up with a super bada$$ and pretty tat! Perhaps her entire back covered in a tree of life with everything she loves in life hanging/sitting on the branches. Or a big fat snake or alligator across her shoulders and neck. I really, truly hope she found someone to do an awesome cover up 😊
That's a lot. But speaking from dog adopting experience they could be adopting seniors that don't have long. It's what we did for years until I was so heartbroken I *needed* to adopt a puppy this time.
I feel you, had the same with cats. Last year, I finally adopted the very first kitten of my life, two sisters. It was always a blessing to feel the love of seniors who finally trust and love you when they notice that they got a safe, loving, last home. But that unconditional trust, the cuteness and exploring the world is something else. Happy that I made the kitten-decision!
Load More Replies...I have thought about doing the same thing. I have almost always had two or three cats at the same time, and am now living with my 7th, 8th and 9th. Most have been rescues, and I will continue taking them in as fast as I have the time and money for them. Actually I will have to prioritise cat food instead of tattoos, but if I could I would
I said the same thing and got downvoted. People on this site are so precious I swear.
Load More Replies...That's what I want to do. I have casts and photos of all My kitties paws. I think this is amazing!!
I used to live on a farm. Many of our cats showed up over the years, we would get them neutered and vaccinated, and we'd let them live out their lives in our barn where they could be warm and safe. In 20 years, we've probably had close to 30 cats, and I loved all of them.
If you're worried about how the tattoo will come out, do a bit of research beforehand. Talk to your friends and seek out any artists that they recommend. Take a look at their portfolios and see if their style matches your expectations. Many artists post their work on social media or have examples of what they've designed at their studios, so don't be shy to look through their catalogs!
I'm still trying to figure out how Batman & Shrek's love child is Sonic
Exactly bro put it on Webtoon or the Dark Web for all I care.
Load More Replies...I dunno man....if I were a tattoo artist I'd want this abomination in my portfolio to prove I could put up with anything.
Load More Replies...Please tell me I was not the only one that saw the booty cheeks first 😳
I think we all know what the frack is going on here.
Load More Replies...I would have them make the inches too close together so that fish and...other stuff would look bigger
I’m happier if the person asked for metric. For me, metric is easier to convert with bc 100 meters = 1 kilometer, etc.
This is one of those times when usefulness needs to be put aside...
So, dear Pandas, which of these tattoos did you genuinely like? Where do you think the line between a quirky design and a lack of skill lies? Have you ever regretted any designs that you got tattooed or are you proud of each and every single one of them? Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments!
objectively, they are well rendered. subjectively, they are fu¢king stupid.
Load More Replies...Imagine dating this guy and things get hot and he takes off his shirt ..AAAAARGH.. I'm almost sure a relationship (one that involves sex) is out of the question.
Hahahaha your only reaction would be... Wtf is that on your chest?! Hard no my man. Get out. Haha
Load More Replies...Taken right out of the pages of Napoleon Dynamite’s notebook. “there’s a lot more where these tattoos come from if you’ll go to the school dance with me.”
I can not anymore. Real. I have to be careful not to pee on myself from laughing. Thanks for this post. Priceless b******t
Look at his shoulder in the mirror, seems he visits this particular *artist* on the reg.
I laughed way harder than I should have at your comment.
Load More Replies...Ooooh so much black... Like the artist made an error and kept adding more and more until the entire area is grey/black. Looks like the rose will be just a back stain in a few years.
It will be green in a few years... which makes it just as terrible
Load More Replies...For some reason it made me think of the Doctor Who episodes where the astronaut shows up in the desert.
If I had this tattoo, every time I would be in the shower I would instinctively try to wash it off :( gross
I think they removed the hair before the tattoo and either done it poorly or they have very sensitive skin.
Load More Replies...Those scabs are from scratching. The skin can really itch during healing from the tattoo.
Load More Replies...Maybe he got the tat to take the focus off whatever's going on with his neck 🤷♂️
Load More Replies...beyond the tattoo.. what the heck is up with the back of his neck? it ain't supposed to look like the handle area of a milk jug!
Crab people, crab people, taste like crab, talk like people.
"One morning, upon awakening from agitated dreams, Gregor Samsa found himself, in his bed, transformed into a monstrous vermin." Franz Kafka
Why is Scandinavian even its own group? That's just the higher northern Europeans.
Yeah, I'm wondering that too. How can you be 42% Scandinavian but only 24% European? 😄 That is like saying "I'm 50% Chineese and 25% Asian"
Load More Replies...I would like to see their face when Ancestry did more research and the results changed. I wouldn't do this, I'm a mutt. My results resulted in 12 regions!
Was thinking the same thing. My ancestry has changed a few times. I no longer have Italian, which upset me 🤌
Load More Replies...Ancestry often refines the numbers as they get more data. This person will be bummed when they change...to say nothing about how Ancestry tells you it's just their best estimate and it is not 100% accurate.
I was thinking just that. I get updates about once every three months notifying me the results have been updated/refined. Which to me is fun because I don't know my bio family but for her... I'd recommend she silence her ancestry notifications.
Load More Replies...Your culture is not a DNA test! I see so many people take these tests and come up Aboriginal, next thing they're claiming Aboriginality because they think they will get something or they think it's "cool". Im not exactly sure why they do it but it is prevalent here
This has got to be a sharpie... please say it's a sharpie!
Good luck with that when your old & your face starts to sag.
Good luck with that when you're trying to earn a living doing um anything.
Load More Replies...All of the lettering is fresh, that is what fresh black tats look like.
Load More Replies...PIVOT! PIVOT!!! (I know it’s the wrong color, material, etc but it’s what I thought of.)
I'd like to think that this is not permanent. This will wash away in a few weeks... yes... water, soap, and scrub...
I don't know what's worse: the sh!tty tattoo or the filth around the sh!tty tattoo. No, thanks.
They just finished getting it (or doing it). They took the picture without cleaning up all of their work rags.
Load More Replies...Don't worry, the infection will have it off in about a week
Load More Replies...when you have NINE tries to draw a good circle and fail every time
I think it's nine tries to STENCIL a circle... lol!! 😂But yes. Your comment is what I was thinking 🙈
Load More Replies...Okay… but outside of North America everyone spells it realise, not realize.
Load More Replies...I think there'll be some remnants sticking out on the temples...
Load More Replies...Is this supposed to be Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies by Machine Head? Oops.
Jeez I remember some people used to put this as an away message thing on AIM; had a gif with it too
I would just grow my hair out if I had this tattoo like it would be so embarrassing
The artist also made the Hello "Butthead" Kitty above.
Load More Replies...I want to say it's cause he's leaning his wrist that way but man is looks uncomfortable
Load More Replies...This one I think is great. They obviously found a photo on the internet from a brilliant tattoo artist (who’s an actual artist) and went to a local bad tattoo artist to steal his design. I know a lot of people copy designs but you’re not supposed to and I feel this is justice for the original artist.
Apparently he said something about his wife. *grins*
Load More Replies...My daughter wants to change her name to Jada, it was everything in my power not to shout "you keep wills wife's name out of your f*****g mouth" /jk
Looks like one is farting & the other is grossed out by it!
10 beers, a stroke, a kilo of keta, a whole field of weed and a very tiring life down the well.
Load More Replies...i know the meaning of tear drop tattoos but have never seen drool tattoos
I've seen other tattoos like this. And if that's what you're into it's fine by me. IMO this is a pretty good one. A5hole comment notwithstanding.
Had a similar situation, but my surgeon cut around the tattoo. Good man!
To have this job awesome the artist must be five years old - and the customer their mother. And even then a pat on the head is the most generous payment possible. Or maybe a sight impaired masochist on a budget .
That's what happens when you wanna copy an awesome tattoo but you're not willing to pay for it.
Exactly. I know a few people who had some awesome tattoo ideas, but went to a person because they were cheap and available (complaining the one they wanted is expensive or booked a year out and they want it nooow) only to have it come out like shite.
Load More Replies...Exactly what I was thinking! Do any of these people check the sketch first?
Load More Replies..."Loophole! I must spread the word and Covid to the masses!" 🙄What a douche! I wish I could see the day you realize how ridiculous you look and knowing there's NO way to cover up your stupid attempt to 'take a stand'.
Load More Replies...Please don’t put sharpie on your face, it is bad for your skin, and please wear a mask 🙏
Technically not really tighty-whities... ( or is it just a port-wine stain/birthmark?)
I was thinking port wine... and I guess its empowering? I bizarrely think it's cool
Load More Replies...On the plus side - Disny ain't going to be after them for copy right issues...
I love this so much. (I think it’s referencing the band Cigarettes After Sex)
Did he do the "cool freehand" to himself, after a dozen or so Bud Lights?
Hopefully they just forgot the wipe the extra ink (and blood?) away before taking the pic, because WTF
It kinds looks like a coverup. You have to wonder how bad it was if this is the improvement.
It would be much more informative to tattoo all your vaccinations & dates, lmao!!
Wikipedia: "ACAB is an acronym used as a political slogan associated with dissidents who are opposed to the police. It is typically written as a catchphrase in graffiti, tattoos or other imagery in public spaces. It is sometimes numerically rendered as "1312", representing the position of the letters in the English alphabet."
And this person SHOULD have done it with a purple Sharpie
Load More Replies...Holy s**t, let's make like a hockey stick and get the puck outta here!
I see 2 girls back to back or a 2 headed girl with her legs wide apart
Actually, the band waterpark changed the name of their song to "see you in in the future" to match the tat its pretty cool :D
That’s because it’s brand new and covered in cling film (the tattoo shop version of it). I had a tattoo where they did that whilst it was healing. And later tattoos where they didn’t.
Load More Replies...Some of these were absolutely 'thinking outside the box' cleverly designed and executed. Some of them looked like they were done in a prison cell with a sharp object and permanent marker pen ink.
Yeah, so much so that I'm not sure if we're supposed to upvote if we like them or if we think they're terrible.
Load More Replies...I don't know about tattoos. Thinking years down the road - "Granny, why do you have a dead leaf tattoo?" "Its a BUTTERFLY!"
I don't think you will care at that age and your grandkids will think you rock
Load More Replies...Wow. I can't believe how stupid most of these are. And for f*ck's sake, if you're having WORDS permanently inked onto your person LEARN TO SPELL.
I'm getting my next tattoo next week, I don't plan in ending up on a list like these
Some of these were absolutely 'thinking outside the box' cleverly designed and executed. Some of them looked like they were done in a prison cell with a sharp object and permanent marker pen ink.
Yeah, so much so that I'm not sure if we're supposed to upvote if we like them or if we think they're terrible.
Load More Replies...I don't know about tattoos. Thinking years down the road - "Granny, why do you have a dead leaf tattoo?" "Its a BUTTERFLY!"
I don't think you will care at that age and your grandkids will think you rock
Load More Replies...Wow. I can't believe how stupid most of these are. And for f*ck's sake, if you're having WORDS permanently inked onto your person LEARN TO SPELL.
I'm getting my next tattoo next week, I don't plan in ending up on a list like these
