To top it all off his eyes are going to feel like sandpaper in a few hours.

Interestingly, this could be malicious compliance if there's a rule that loads must be strapped down.

I’m sorry but the third frame is so funny 😆

A guy that hopelessly stupid probably shouldn't be breeding anyway, let's face it.

Ok, I’m sorry, i have lost all faith in humanity

My eyes hurts from that 🫣

Up do not up stack.

COVID Rudy, descendant of Typhoid Mary.

He appears to be wearing a safety rope...I guess in case he falls up

This is a job for Dr Pimple Popper

If I was responsible for cleaning bathrooms, I think I'd be wearing a mask no matter what the policy was...weird hill to choose to die on, but aright

It's scary how many health workers are anti-vax. The acceptable percentage is ZERO

Ran away! Like whoever drove the truck isn't trackable. You just know there's a good chance it was alcohol or drug related that they just don't want discovered at the time of accident.

Must have bought it at Staples

So the answer to "How many complete idiots does it take to change a light bulb?" is four, including the supervisor.

That explains why the ice cream maker never works.

Some of these . . . WTF are they trying to do?!

Just goes to show the versatility of WD-40.

This one makes me sad. That is someones dreams, all smooshed.

"I need a truckload of finest aged Cheddar in here NOW!"

Plabet. I like that. That should be a thing.

He is obviously available all the time 🤣

Schrödinger's iPhone box. Maybe it's the latest model, maybe it isn't. But as long as you don't open the box it could be.

Notice the cat napping on her?

Thats just a major waste. I wish companies would stop doing stuff like this.

"Also, please call your insurance person"

When you are a male doctor but are mature so you know to call them boobs and not boobies.

I’m so sorry. Their*

Needs Viagra.

Was that someone falling out of the shitter being hauled/crashed on the back???

Confusing perspective. It looks like the building is on a platform on stacks of lumber.

Like that’s gonna stop someone

You're not the boss of me.

Doubt it was his/her fault. These mechanisms are even supposed to bang and shake them to loosen the stuff. So if it falls in, some part must have been faulty.

Damnnnnn that jeep is crackinnnn!!

I don't think it's drying what ever is in that line. In my experience most non -potable liquids do nasty things to your body

A+ to the censor fairy

This is an actual restaurant hiring webpage. I just tried.

ith that juith? I'm thirthy

Used to work at a glass factory. Happened there too, after a rush order a couple of us did on a Saturday. The manager thought he could drive a forklift. We refused to work another 6 hours, and the manager was "reassigned" the Monday after. Still hurts to think about it.

Who took a screenshot of my manager??

We have a bridge in my home town that acts as a truck trap. It has a clear max height warning, yet several time a year, it snares another victim. So, the city decided the warning was not enough, and they placed a construct infront of the bridge, so if the truck wont fit, this thing hits the roof first and wont cause as much damage on either the truck or bridge. The problem is, they only placed one of those, in one direction even though it is a two way street because they claimed "most trucks drive in this direction". It only took some weeks, and a truck got stuck again - coming from the other direction.

Hey dip sh$t. That mask may save your life. Gtfoh.