6, the answer is 6, satan made cupcakes surprisingly expensive in human souls, inflation ya know.

That's not only funny, it also is very smart.

Lol! This is from the BYU police beat :) if you ever want a good laugh, read some of those to see what campus security has been up to. It's hilarious

That's funny. He seems to like it.

I'm tickled that two commenters say this is original. About twenty years ago when I was dragged to a dentist's office I read a readers digest that told an anecdote similar to this story - a student had sent a job application to an employer and the employer called back to say the envelope was empty. Of course, the hook was that the example of the student's work was the stamp on the front, and it not only fooled the postal service but the employer. They got the job...

That postal guy looking proud as well.

Sounds like an open and shut case of in-security...

HAHAHAHAH you gotta love this one.

Not the Mama!

The word 'penis' in its various forms will forever be a source of comedy

And Ramen. And beer.

Two guys order drinks at a bar. One says "I'll just have some H2O please." The other guy says "I'll have some H2O too." The second guy died.

Like that. It's funny and shows they are a good classmates

That loan has to be dragon her down.

AND WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?!!?

Ooh that looks fun

No way not to do it. It is just an overhelming need...

Then maybe one day he should actually wear it on Tuesday to really screw people ip

This is just perfect!

That is possibly the smartest thing I've seen in a while!

Fun teacher

HOW THE F**K DO YOU DO THAT.

Does she have different prosthetic feet to patch different shoe shapes!!! That's so thoughtful!!

They asked for it...

The thief must be miserable too. He/she didn't steal the car, s/he could.

"Alcohohalism"? lol

XD that, my man, is perfect-o.

I AM GROOT

That's what a cocaine "do-er" would say! :D

You're definitely the best

Gary, what the hell dude?

Study whatever ypur looks might be

Ouch!

... and erasers and sharpeners.

Dab...fidget spinner...bottleflip...yep, that's one tough teacher.

The apostrophe after the 17 indicates that they're from Seventeen Prime - they're obviously intelligent aliens intent on leaving evidence of their visit to Earth. The high school equivalent of crop circles...

possibly the most disturbing thing i have seen in a long, long time.

Easy. With this dress, NOBODY looks at your clutch ;)

at least he/she got +1. :D

you can just see the working and then it just says that XD

Is it possible to walk past a gong without banging it?

can he make me one too?

We need to recruit him for BP

This is funny!

Message to her boyfriend?

The government must look at halls like this and rub their hands in glee - decades of money spinning to the tune of multi-millions ahead...

Brilliantly done!

.....cuz my mamma won't let me play the foosball

Stop blurring words. It obviously says C**K. And may I remind you that a*s and c**k are also animals. Are you going to censor children stories with donkeys and roosters?