I've been down on the floor with my kid...and it sure wasn't as clean as the floor in this picture...Guess she figured out how to train those animals!

yes!

I have one husband and I swear, he must have 6 pairs of feet. I swear, his socks invite all the neighborhood socks over for a foot party and they never go home! I don't even know half these people! ;D! know what you mean. It's amazing!!

70 times a day

z z z z z z wha what... happened?

"Before kids I was so selfish I changed my clothes every time somebody vomited on them."

and kids not whining

almost as bad a alcohol free alcohol...

be the kind of woman that when you step foot out of bed in the morning the devil says 'ah c**p, she's up'

So cute

Hahahaha! So true!!

Awesome imagination

the toy is more drunk than anyone

That kids ready for a party

Not sure if this should be classified as a talent or a potential health hazard...

*kid flunks

adulting is overrated

So true

if it's still up at the end of January you have to keep it up all year... it's like the law or something?

So funny and imaginative